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[15:52:11] <pioupiou> samo where you from?
[15:52:15] <+Samo`> Egypt
[15:52:33] <pioupiou> and xabriel from israel
[15:52:36] <pioupiou> im from cyprus
[15:53:39] <@Allyn> also got a turk
[15:53:44] <@Allyn> it's like political tension central in here

[17:32:04] <+Shivam> my new glasses are so pro
[17:32:18] <+Shivam> they come with microscopic vision so i can find your penis now

[01:22:29] <@JefryNothing> Arsenal are like elton john on his wedding night, all foreplay and no penetration!!

[17:21] <+saethr> usa owns kuwait
[17:21] <+Ropaz^> lol where do you know that?
[17:21] <+Ropaz^> kuwait is a state on iraq
[17:22] <+Ropaz^> its like Lyon in france

[20:38:01] <Xsploit> i dunno if im making 140k a week
[20:38:05] <Xsploit> and someone offers me 500k a week
[20:38:09] <Xsploit> wtf is the difference really?

[17:46:59] <Livett> i can't risk opening weird shit. I have a director sat either side of me.
[17:48:10] <_undertaker> lol you irc but cant open stuff?
[17:48:20] <Livett> irc looks like i'm working

[01:04:04] <Tripl3> i have legs but cant jump i have eys but cant see i have feet but dont wear shoes dont have a head but wear a hat you see me everyday what am i ?
[18:36:45] <@nukespoon> how do you waste an idiot's time?
[18:36:53] <+Oreo> Give him riddles?

(13:11:01) (@Nozinho) Chinese couple have albino child
(13:11:04) (@Nozinho) It turns out two Wongs can make a white

<joeron> Pretty in Pink is a Danish girl
prettyinpink is ~nnscript@HSI-KBW-078-043-219-074.hsi4.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de * michael

[01:10:52] <mikkodicko> I'm being spammed in private by a homo
[01:11:16] <mikkodicko> though I can't deny I like it ;O
[01:11:58] <+HebburnMackem> Like Willy Wonka? you like it in the Chocolate factory?

[ Samo` ] wtf is he wearing
[ dudemcpekk ] traditional bavarian clothes..
[ dudemcpekk ] i thought you were bayern fan

[13:15:07] <+ahmadinejad> im too awesome to be away
[03:15:09] <+ahmadinejad> and too persian
[03:16:10] <@Exi|eD> lol youre as persian as my yank rug :P
[03:17:08] <+ahmadinejad> at least we persians are enviroment friendly
[03:17:19] <+ahmadinejad> we dont take the car to our jobs, we take the rug

<Paragon> Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black.. I am stevie wonder

17:29 @Livett ֲ• Just eating grandma is nothing special
17:29 @Livett ֲ• but sticking your tongue in her giney is worse

[00:58:16] <Ronaldo9> xploits , just how lucky are u ?
[00:58:42] <Xsploit> im 25 and i live with my mum
[00:58:46] <Xsploit> does that answer your question?

(18:50:14) <Mihawk> HAHA YES
(18:50:21) <Mihawk> My girlfriends turtle finally died

[18:01:12] <james82> whats the 2nd most popular sport in eng?
[18:01:19] <+Tohelo> tea

<@kmeee> theyre jews
<@kmeee> they'll celebrate anything if they can gain something materially from it