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<nutbar> i try to avoid irc as much as possible - i find that it's worse on my braincells than alcohol usually

[10:43am] [Shai-Tan] I have a dropdown for gender M/F should Other be an option?
[10:44am] [YorT] lol
[10:44am] [YorT] as a joke yeah
[10:44am] [haro] Aww, is Shai-Tan trying to demographically reach out a hand to the gender confused and hermaphrodite social communities?
[10:45am] [Shai-Tan] haro: well, take a transvestite like rza here

[07:05am] [c|oneman] someone teach me sql in 30 seconds or less
[07:08am] [inittab] drop database mysql

[02:18am] [termy] http://arckinteractive.com
[02:18am] [Kidlvr`] Termy is that your website?
[02:18am] [termy] yes.
[02:20am] [Kidlvr`] Not semantic though.
[02:21am] [termy] well, we'll work on it!
[02:21am] [Kidlvr`] You obviously do not pride yourself on accessibility then :P
[02:21am] [termy] fuck the disabled.

[05:14pm] [asonge] The MySQL error was: User highscal_admin already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections.
[05:14pm] [asonge] BWAHAHAHA
[05:14pm] [asonge] http://highscalability.com/

[07:06pm] [Teratogen] Perl > PHP
[07:06pm] [Two9A] That's all you've had to contribute this week?
[07:06pm] [Teratogen] yes
[07:07pm] [Two9A] Well done

<t0pP8uZz> hey guys how can i create a sql table named to the users ip address

<preinheim> curl can do anything
<preinheim> seriously, it can even impregnate cows, it's a hidden option
<+bnovc> unfortunately cows can't impregnate cows though
<+bnovc> they're too fat....curl has to help

[06:57am] [impl] hahah, this might be the best thing anyone's ever said to me after being banned
[06:57am] [impl] 00:43:56 <reaplo> respect? for someone that called me stupid? for simply asking questions? sorry man didnt mean to hurt your feelings
[06:57am] [impl] 00:44:40 <reaplo> i bet you beat your ex wife

[12:09pm] [Marsh] im not sure if its that is it?, I think the problem starts from if ($errors = ""){
[12:09pm] [Marsh] when you enter all the information on the signup form correctly, therefore no errors should return, it does not execute the code following from if ($errors = ""){
[12:12pm] [DanMan010] = assignment, == comparison
[12:12pm] [YorT] === type comparison
[12:12pm] [DanMan010] ==== doesnt do anything

[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] $70/mo gets you a pretty good dedicated server
[11:25pm] [impl] If you want shitty peering yeah
[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] peering?
[11:26pm] [impl] Peering refers to the various ISPs that the datacenter 'peers' with to facilitate traffic.
[11:26pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> one ISP goes down and your box is inaccessible
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: oh, so... offsite backupish stuff?
[11:27pm] [impl] ...no
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Level3 gives the royal fuck you to Cogent and half the Internet can't reach your site
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Someone clogs the tubes and nobody can get to your site
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: ah, distributed networking kinda thing?
[11:28pm] [impl] Ox40Work: I think you should look it up so you stop asking questions that make you sound retarded

<StormTide> whats with the rampant homophobia tonight

[12:19] <Two9A> My nephew has worked out what a babysitter does. "They sit on babies!"
[12:19] <Two9A> So he sat on his sister
[12:19] <YorT> lol
[12:19] <Two9A> Lucky he's only 4, and not heavy ;)

[07:19pm] [[X]Ham] Dumb people mate more then smart people.
[07:19pm] [Treval] Why would smart people mate less than dumb people?
[07:20pm] [cheerio] smart ppl can afford healthcare and birth control and realize that kids aren't pets and cost a lot of money?

<t0pP8uZz> is this "$var !> 10" vaid syntax, and means it IS NOT over 10?

[07:19pm] [archtech] Stephen- look at her, she's horrible! http://tinyurl.com/ahb3yo
[07:19pm] [archtech] what kind of a country could have children so horribly deformed.
[07:19pm] [archtech] it's true!

12:20 <@sth> I should be shot, I just typed "lolcathost" instead of "localhost" :(

[02:03am] [`RobertW] Based on the uptime of my Win2003 box, my e-Penis is 14.12 inches (35.85 cm) erect! Largest erection ever was 14.12 inches (35.85 cm)!
[02:03am] [`RobertW] ok.
[02:03am] [`RobertW] that was gay.

[04:47am] [ninev] whats a good php script that generates u an affiliate store
[04:49am] [ninev] i wants to make a store through rss feed

[08:04am] [Shadda] neves and whats gotta suck?
[08:04am] [neves] replicating iTunes like that
[08:04am] [Shadda] neves: its been a lot of fun actually
[08:07am] [Shadda] and you guys know full well i'm building the next big web 3.0 awesomeness
[08:07am] [Shadda] you're just jealous you suck too much to do it too!
[08:07am] [Shadda] SO HAH
[08:07am] [impl] Shadda: People have been writing Web-based operating systems to look 'cool' since like 2001. You're just one step lower than that right now.
[08:07am] • impl runs
[08:07am] [Shadda] this ain't no operating system
[08:07am] [StormTide] haha
[08:08am] [Shadda] foo'
[08:08am] [StormTide] pwn