Random #mp3punk EFnet Quotes:

<@ATG`> oh man, that crayon didn't sit too well

<Deride> how the hell do you rip your face only open like that? looks like he was giving superman a blowjob and he shot a load through his face

<glow> http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php?id=473095
<detention> haha
<detention> WTF thats sick man dont you have anything better to do !!! gah
<detention> sigh..
<detention> everyone's afraid of the penis

<Kloud9> ya...thats what happens when you arent responsible
<Kloud9> you get blue balls
<Kloud9> mine were like 5 inches long

<veedub> im a vegan
<veedub> but i still like my steak sometimes
<veedub> and i like eggs for breakfast 2 times a week
<erin> so how are you a vegan?
<veedub> well i am when i dont eat
<veedub> meat

<Boned> if satan wore a hairpiece, there would be hell toupee

<@lilrixcat> i've been picking my nose and wiping it under this desk for 4 years, why isnt it covered in crusties?

<detention> don't ya just hate it when you're a preteen smoker alone in the house and your grandma's packs of menthols are the only cigarettes laying around?

<kep0ne> twotones mom has a tatoo above her asscrack that says {Please remove all watches, jewelry and hats. Not responsible for lost merchandise.}

<xbleh> whats the best part about fucking a 5 year old girl?
<xbleh> flipping her over and pretending she's a 5 year old boy.

<Jellikit> i dont like the term pedophile
<Jellikit> i prefer kiddy fucker

<StArSeEd> jarheads suck
<StArSeEd> and they can't goddamn drive
<toasty-> i can drive
<madball> i thought you hit a fucking telephone pole toasty
<toasty-> no a tree

<bowmaan> bitchx is neat
* Bored` cores bowmaan
<bowmaan> cores?
*** bowmaan (unknown@ci721404-a.grnvle1.sc.home.com) Quit (EOF of client)

<glow-> i think women should have a third breast on their back, so you have something to hold while dancing.

<Kloud9> lint doesnt want my sister
<Kloud9> shes to old
<Kloud9> and her mustache is to thick
<H0ax> he's into the what single digits?

<JCamel> NoahPhex: do somemore mp3s and send them to me...i am going to put all this shit in a folder and on a website
<StArSeEd> better yet put em in a mug under your bed to get all moldy like your cum
<JCamel> hehe, who does that?
<xbleh> me

<GlowingEmber[a]> How fast is your dump?
<|ReBeL|> I dunno, it depends on what I eat

<Cjunky`> get a athlon way cheaper than amd...for sure

<ATG> Tourch9: got pics for me?
<Tourch9> she's in the shower
<Tourch9> ill get em when she's out
<Lint`> get em now :)
<ATG> get em now!
<Tourch9> my webcam doesnt go that far
<Lint`> Tourch9..next time you bone her, do it in front of your're webcam.
<Tourch9> eww lint, he's talkin about my sister

<chim-chim> whats the pass to that site
<chim-chim> ns1.jynx.net
<NoahPhex> umm... ...we were talking about a nameserver, hence the ns1
<chim-chim> i dont get it
<chim-chim> oh well