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<Bored`> dialup bot would be elite
<Bored`> if it didnt timeout all the time heh
<JerkNinja> except when the admin's mom says
<JerkNinja> "GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!"

<jdk> dude jerkninja comeon its the first time ive shot on a chicks face i gotta tell someone
<muel> leave the kindergarten kids alone

[02:29am] [HaRbY] how can i crop an image using css?
[02:30am] [HaRbY] can i crop an image inside <img></img> ??
[02:30am] [G1nx] you have images inside <img></img> ?
[02:30am] [HaRbY] yeap
[02:30am] [HaRbY] and i need to crop it
[02:30am] [HaRbY] :/
[02:30am] [G1nx] then go learn html thanks!

<intrin> how much do i rotate an image to see it backwards in photoshop?

<inigo2> you know the worst thing about oink going under?
<inigo2> the last thing I downloaded from there was the new britney spears

[04:59pm] [roxlu] hmmm it seems that FF3 is changing the source
[05:00pm] [grexican] yea browsers change your local source code all the time
[05:00pm] [grexican] gotta be careful
[05:00pm] [grexican] soon they'll be the ones responsible for ftp'ing pron to your computer, too

12:20 <@sth> I should be shot, I just typed "lolcathost" instead of "localhost" :(

[09:14pm] [JJ08] wooo £2.00 up from online poker
[09:15pm] [JJ08] that will pay for tomorrows milk and newspaper. Ha Ha

[06:02pm] [argosy] I have come to the conclusion that the Apache folks are infected with some sort of disease that makes them incapable of organizing online documentation...
[06:13pm] [argosy] There are THREE fucking "Developer Guide" type pages for the lib I'm looking at. Just to make it more fun, each one has the same link text, appears in the same spot in the sidebar, and points to a different page.
[06:13pm] [argosy] WTF.
[06:14pm] [argosy] It's almost as bad as trying to find shit on IBM's sites.
[06:14pm] [argosy] But not quite.

<Leach> hi
<Leach> aloha
<budhead> bongiorno
<Leach> salut
<Leach> bienvenue
<budhead> bom dia = portuguese
<riddance> HeLlO tO mEeTiNg YoU?!??!?!!? = quebeccian

[04:47am] [ninev] whats a good php script that generates u an affiliate store
[04:49am] [ninev] i wants to make a store through rss feed

[05:42pm] »» join comrade- (~comrade@really.ownz.com) [Internic Commercial]
[05:43pm] [comrade-] i have a form. i want to align the form inputs (name, e-mail, password) on the left-hand site. can i do without using tables?
[05:44pm] [Arrakis] sure
[05:44pm] [comrade-] how
[05:47pm] [comrade-] http://themaninblue.com/experiment/InForm/margin.htm
[05:47pm] [comrade-] this is what i am looking for
[05:47pm] [comrade-] hmm i'll take a look at it
[05:48pm] [comrade-] he's using <label> tag, i have no idea what that is
[05:49pm] [comrade-] you don't have to answer that, just thinking out loud
[05:49pm] [comrade-] i think i gota the hang for it
[05:49pm] [comrade-] thanks
[05:49pm] «« part comrade- [~comrade@really.ownz.com]
[05:50pm] [G1nx] that's great he entirely helped himself
[05:50pm] [a|K|a] that guy really shows that self help WORKS!

[07:18pm] [obzerve] is it wrong that I want to let my shepherd out so it can rush this bitches lil dog as she jogs by so I have a reason to start a conversation with her fine ass?
[07:19pm] [obzerve] trick is keeping the other dog from getting eaten in the process
[07:19pm] [obzerve] hmmm, catch 22
[07:19pm] [TBF] Self confidence fail.

[04:37pm] [aikale] When creating a survey on a website, how can u get the results like stats instead of results from each person who did the survey?
[04:38pm] [TBF] Why would the letter U get the results like stats instead of results ?

15:45 < ratty_> SET SAIL AND CONQUER!
15:45 < ratty_> damn i love pirate rock
15:50 < airco> we all know you love pirate cock

<Bored> i feel my tits and pretend there a womans
<Bored> its almost real
<Bored> except for the 6" hair around my nipples

<JCamel> i thought god was straightedge?
<JesusGod> thou shalt not commit laundry

<Jellikit> there's ONE good thing to come out of america...
<Jellikit> and that's the fucking road to canada

[06:57am] [impl] hahah, this might be the best thing anyone's ever said to me after being banned
[06:57am] [impl] 00:43:56 <reaplo> respect? for someone that called me stupid? for simply asking questions? sorry man didnt mean to hurt your feelings
[06:57am] [impl] 00:44:40 <reaplo> i bet you beat your ex wife

[03:30pm] [grexican] which element are you setting the bg on
[03:33pm] [grexican] and which browser… it looks fine in IE7 and FF2 for me
[03:39pm] [kickass_6] you used to only say that about me :(
[03:45pm] [grexican] kickass_6 what can I say, I liked you more as jessica