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<airco> i licked a clit with tabasco on my tongue
<[MiN-0]> how was that for you
<airco> the screams were the best part

<G1nx> the only thing i own is a dump
<G1nx> which i'll eventually end up losing also ;)
<nevrasc> You could always become a prostitute.
<nevrasc> Kidding!
<G1nx> i tried
<G1nx> i'm not even kidding
<nevrasc> Okay.. don't go into details.
<G1nx> i won't
<nevrasc> Thanks. :)

[02:28am] [nuth] how do you do the wave in emoticons?
[02:28am] [impl] hmm
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:29am] [impl] o~
[02:29am] [impl] fuck.
[02:29am] [impl] let me start over.
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:29am] [impl] \o~
[02:29am] [impl] \o/
[02:29am] [impl] ~o/
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:30am] [nuth] that looks like crap
[02:31am] [impl] YOU DO BETTER.
[02:31am] [nuth] o/
[02:31am] [nuth] o\
[02:31am] [nuth] o/
[02:31am] [nuth] o\
[02:31am] [nuth] heh
[02:31am] [impl] wtf that doesn't count
[02:31am] [nuth] haha

<molee> I'm a big flaming homo! look at me!
* molee burns like a brush fire

[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] $70/mo gets you a pretty good dedicated server
[11:25pm] [impl] If you want shitty peering yeah
[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] peering?
[11:26pm] [impl] Peering refers to the various ISPs that the datacenter 'peers' with to facilitate traffic.
[11:26pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> one ISP goes down and your box is inaccessible
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: oh, so... offsite backupish stuff?
[11:27pm] [impl] ...no
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Level3 gives the royal fuck you to Cogent and half the Internet can't reach your site
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Someone clogs the tubes and nobody can get to your site
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: ah, distributed networking kinda thing?
[11:28pm] [impl] Ox40Work: I think you should look it up so you stop asking questions that make you sound retarded

<Boned> if satan wore a hairpiece, there would be hell toupee

<lordpil> this is so cool
<lordpil> i'm ircing from a plane
<lordpil> i feel like q[Caelum]
<Botje-_> haha :0
<Botje-_> technology ftw!

[00:51] a[K]a: damn man… I can't wait for my chick to come over… her period is over!
[00:51] a[K]a: THE DOORS ARE NOW OPEN!

[10:30am] [JJ08] reisio: would have thought you would have played about with symfony. You not use any php frameworks?
[10:30am] [reisio] PHP framework
[10:30am] [reisio] like piling pieces of dog shit up into a model of the coloseum

[11:49am] [ratty_] wow they can get all these stats from a friggin email
[11:50am] [G1nx] ratty_ that's nothing i can see how many sheets of toilet paper you use from apache's access.log
[11:51am] [ratty_] lol
[11:51am] [ratty_] I actually spent out on some quality quilted toilet paper
[11:51am] [ratty_] what a crock
[11:52am] [G1nx] ever since i went econut i just scrape it off with old newspapers
[11:52am] [G1nx] or i just don't scrape it all and when i plant new things in my garden i just burry my underwear with it
[11:52am] [ratty_] you must have a black ink stained arse my friend
[11:53am] [G1nx] yea my star of david never been that black!

[05:32pm] [bLUEE] Hey, I am using the pngfix.htc file.. but in ie6 we are getting this weird thing.. where links dont work on the page.
[05:32pm] [bLUEE] has anyone experienced this before >?
[05:32pm] [loadstr] yes
[05:32pm] [trovster] NO.
[05:32pm] [trovster] No one, you're first one in the history of the interet.

[11:42pm] • sirald66 blinks
[12:45am] [sirald66] If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
[12:47am] [GAPetard] in the meantime you could unzip my jeans if I were wearing any

[11:40pm] [aneki] my dynamic menus stopped working in IE
[11:40pm] [Netcrawle] dynamic eh?

<ATG> Tourch9: got pics for me?
<Tourch9> she's in the shower
<Tourch9> ill get em when she's out
<Lint`> get em now :)
<ATG> get em now!
<Tourch9> my webcam doesnt go that far
<Lint`> Tourch9..next time you bone her, do it in front of your're webcam.
<Tourch9> eww lint, he's talkin about my sister

[12:02pm] [Blade`] and what do you consider racist?
[12:03pm] [Blade`] what were they saying
[12:03pm] [Blade`] as its completely ear of the beholder really
[12:03pm] [[ric]] well when the guy says black girls should stick bananas up their cunts and if it comes out half eaten they are pregenant

[08:45pm] [Bored] my penis is 8 1/2 em
[08:46pm] [TBF] At what resolution?
[08:46pm] • TBF ducks
[08:46pm] [kickass_6] Bored: still need zoom to see it though :P
[08:47pm] [Bored] doh
[08:47pm] • Bored display: hidden;

<+TBF> Because DreamWeaver uses its own rendering engine. It is effectively yet another Web browser.
<+TBF> When you design in DreamWeaver, you are developing for people who also use DreamWeaver, which is useless to say the least.

<Leach> Micro and Soft?
<vapid> aka. Small and Limp

[10:11pm] [kryps] I was +o back in 2004 until I tried taking over the channel. But I need not remind people of that now. ;)
[10:11pm] [kryps] "in before G1nx says something about that" :)

[17:14:08] * @nrgetik touches G1nx
[17:14:16] <@G1nx> fuck off dwarf