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  • #646
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-06-29 12:30:34
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<[piker]> im not that clever.. i go about 2 mins... or so then im done.. just like hm2k pointed out

<Bored`> fuck
<Bored`> im dripping sweat
<Tourch9> from what?
<Bored`> cleaning

[02:43pm] [wasabi`] If you watch the movie 'Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

[16:33:21] <z0p> is it possible to hide the blinking cursor in a text input element?

<t0pP8uZz> is this "$var !> 10" vaid syntax, and means it IS NOT over 10?

<StArSeEd> you think spraying my nuts with febreze was a good idea?

  • #562
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-29 06:53:54
  • Origin: EFnet » #webdev

[11:49am] [ratty_] wow they can get all these stats from a friggin email
[11:50am] [G1nx] ratty_ that's nothing i can see how many sheets of toilet paper you use from apache's access.log
[11:51am] [ratty_] lol
[11:51am] [ratty_] I actually spent out on some quality quilted toilet paper
[11:51am] [ratty_] what a crock
[11:52am] [G1nx] ever since i went econut i just scrape it off with old newspapers
[11:52am] [G1nx] or i just don't scrape it all and when i plant new things in my garden i just burry my underwear with it
[11:52am] [ratty_] you must have a black ink stained arse my friend
[11:53am] [G1nx] yea my star of david never been that black!

[10:23pm] [Lemz] Can I reduce the space between an li's text and the circle thing that precedes it?

[01:16am] [TBF] "Oh, it seems my floats misbehaving, let me see if someone has resolved it" instead of /msg #css OH GOD WHY DOES THE MARKET LEADER BROWSER SUCK?!

[02:51pm] [Delivos] can one define two background images for an element, one anchored at the top and another at the bottom?
[02:52pm] [loadstr] negative
[02:52pm] [Delivos] thought so
[02:52pm] [Delivos] ty
[02:56pm] [trovster] CSS3 FTW
[03:02pm] [erf] CSS4 ftw
[03:02pm] [erf] (I hopped into a time machine and saw the draft)

[03:42am] [sezky] how do i find the <head></head> tags for a ?page_id# ?

[10:51am] [DefiantN] can I save an array in a cookie?
[10:52am] [Segaja] DefiantN: if you somehow flatten the array
[10:52am] [DefiantN] hmmm
[10:52am] [TBF] Smells like a task for JSON
[10:52am] [Segaja] something like key1=val1,key2=val2
[10:53am] [Segaja] and than later when you read the cookie you have to convert that string back into an array
[10:53am] [DefiantN] Perhaps I should just use a sequence of cookies
[10:56am] • DefiantN wonders how this 'simple java project' turned into 240 lines of code
[10:56am] [TBF] Because you failed to read the assignment?
[10:56am] [TBF] Java is not Javascript
[10:56am] • TBF slaps DefiantN with some wet noodles

  • #244
  • Posted by: TBF
  • Posted on: 2009-02-12 01:58:27
  • Origin: EFnet » #ux

<G1nx> the only thing i own is a dump
<G1nx> which i'll eventually end up losing also ;)
<nevrasc> You could always become a prostitute.
<nevrasc> Kidding!
<G1nx> i tried
<G1nx> i'm not even kidding
<nevrasc> Okay.. don't go into details.
<G1nx> i won't
<nevrasc> Thanks. :)

[03:20am] [b0xa] incase any1 was wondering: <?php $UA = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; $SF = strstr($UA, 'Safari'); if ($SF) { echo '<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="safari.css">'; } ?>

<bowmaan> well, my computer IS god...but it was being a jew just a second ago, figures. :/

[11:59pm] [TheSofa] http://home.no.net/willbend/design/ How can I make those input boxes more delicious?
[12:03am] [spooky] put salt on them
[12:03am] [spooky] salt make everything taste better

  • #394
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-15 06:46:10
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

<menkio> its actualy a fact
<menkio> cause i won't stop until i do
<menkio> so that means i already have found out how
<menkio> now its just a matter of perception
<menkio> metaphysics ftw
<hamlet> lost me. weed for the win. brb

[07:04pm] «« kick G1nx has kicked Polo (fark off [kick count:92])
[07:05pm] [G1nx] oh almost at 100
[07:05pm] [akr^] what happens at 100
[07:05pm] [akr^] perm ban? :p
[07:05pm] [G1nx] no then i'll aim for 200
[07:06pm] [G1nx] which frankly seems to be like the most logical thing to do
[07:07pm] [akr^] not very productive tho, logical would be ban at kick count :2
[07:07pm] [akr^] but thats just me ;P
[07:08pm] [G1nx] why is that more logical ?
[07:08pm] [akr^] why is kicking somebody 200 time logical?
[07:08pm] [G1nx] i never kicked anyone 200 times
[07:08pm] [G1nx] that's a total count you idiot
[07:08pm] • G1nx facepalm
[07:09pm] [akr^] not a big difference
[07:09pm] [G1nx] yea let me see how you're going to attempt to dig yourself out of that one
[07:09pm] [akr^] lol
[07:09pm] [akr^] FINE

[16:50] <airco> what version of css are you using cpunkpunk?
[16:50] <cpunkpunk> 2
[16:50] <cpunkpunk> i had a pirate copy
[16:51] <cpunkpunk> but no, im not gonna send u the link to download css2

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[02:00am] [p0rt] long time since i been here. :)
[02:00am] [reverend] it's alright, nobody missed you
[02:04am] [p0rt] obviously.
[02:04am] [p0rt] ;d
[02:04am] [purl] That's not *that* obvious.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] obviously
[02:56am] [purl] That's not *that* obvious.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] purl, yes it is
[02:56am] [purl] OK, Thuryn.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] ;)