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[08:36am] [d4p0rnsta] hey i need help with hashes
[08:36am] [Thuryn] shoot
[08:36am] [Thuryn] HASHES ARE COOL
[08:36am] [Thuryn] YOU CAN KEEP STUFF IN THEM

<Bored> i feel my tits and pretend there a womans
<Bored> its almost real
<Bored> except for the 6" hair around my nipples

[01:30pm] [hep`] alright since i'm still not cool enough to get into #pdf, does anyone know any online resources to showcase interesting things that can be done with pdf design?
[01:31pm] [hep`] creating menus, something, anything ..
[01:41pm] [Defcon_] www.adobe.com

[10:41pm]   »» join porkch0p (herbalist@76.70.113.105) [Unknown]
[10:41pm] [porkch0p] oh gawd
[10:41pm] [porkch0p] that horrid
[10:42pm] [porkch0p] hope its werkin for ya
[10:41pm] [metateck] who the hell are you talking to

<[piker]> im not that clever.. i go about 2 mins... or so then im done.. just like hm2k pointed out

<detention> don't ya just hate it when you're a preteen smoker alone in the house and your grandma's packs of menthols are the only cigarettes laying around?

[01:49am] [JJ08] finally, works. Just need to add functionality to allow users to plot directions. http://82.46.145.68/google/
[01:49am] [JJ08] ah wrong channel
[01:49am] [kickass_6] dude, you are STILL working on that shit?
[01:49am] [kickass_6] that was like hours ago when I was at work
[01:50am] [JJ08] ha ha. Dude, i do have other things to do, lol.
[01:50am] [JJ08] I wish I had the time to work on personal stuff. Girlfriend was moaning I dont spend enough time with her so decided to watch a movie with a glasss of wine :P
[01:52am] [kickass_6] oh nice, playing the imaginary gf card so we dont think you are a loser :P

[04:54pm] [piardog] <G1nx style="margin-right:-4000 km;'>hi</G1nx>

[08:25pm] [jasona] my code is 1.0 xhtml.. what is the equivalent of img align? (align is reported outdated)

<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake

[00:13] * Joins: flol (~f@a2.20.344a.static.theplanet.com)
[00:13] <flol> are one of you guys ddosing my site http://makemoniesonline.com ?? i dunno who else it would be and i cant get to it...
[00:13] * Quits: flol (~f@a2.20.344a.static.theplanet.com) (Killed (doug (cease spamming your shit)))

[01:01am]   »» join asdfasdf (~ballefaen@ti0111a380-1275.bb.online.no) [Norway]
[01:02am] [asdfasdf] If I have a index.html file and want to include some html code from another html filme, for example header.html, how can i do that?
[01:02am] [asdfasdf] I have tried this: <!--#include virtual="insertthisfile.html" -->
[01:02am] [asdfasdf] But doesnt work
[02:05am] [asdfasdf] suck my balls and eat my shit
[02:05am]   «« quit asdfasdf [~ballefaen@ti0111a380-1275.bb.online.no]
[02:06am] [smilertoo] he must be german or japanese

[04:20pm]   »» join wade (wade@seriousirc.com) [Internic Commercial]
[04:20pm] [s0ldevi] what a waste of an ip
[04:21pm] [HM2K] that's what yo momma said
[04:21pm] [s0ldevi] so there's two of us vs. one of you
[04:21pm] [s0ldevi] motion carried
[04:22pm] [HM2K] well i couldn't carry her.
[04:22pm] [s0ldevi] that is a terrible comeback
[04:22pm] [HM2K] better than yours
[04:23pm] [s0ldevi] no
[04:23pm] [HM2K] see

13:38 <Contempte> I just want you to know that I love you
13:38 <Contempte> and if we ever meet up, I'd certainly whisper in your ear.
13:38 * Contempte winks
13:38 <delivos> you may buy me gifts
13:38 <Contempte> we're not at that stage yet.
13:38 <Contempte> take it slow, turbo.
13:38 <delivos> FUCK YOU MAN
13:38 <Contempte> that's the first step
13:38 * Contempte slides pants down

15:45 < ratty_> SET SAIL AND CONQUER!
15:45 < ratty_> damn i love pirate rock
15:50 < airco> we all know you love pirate cock

[01:30am] [djspark] what's the secret for getting a <li> to display: inline; ?
[01:30am] [Nixed] li { display: inline; }
[01:30am] [Nixed] \o/

[07:28am] [Yoshi] hey guys is there any program out there that will tweak your CSS to look the same on all browsers?

[05:53pm] [nyceane] how do you auto ping google?
[05:53pm] [azxten] You don't auto ping Google.. Google auto pings you

[03:24am] [Prometh] i just don't like floats
[03:24am] [Prometh] my css became bloated

<@yossarian> innerHTML serializes the DOM, you shouldn't expect to get back exactly what you put in

<matthewk> ok, thanks for that yoss. i didn't expect that
<x0b> might burn when you pee
<x0b> when you get it out