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[04:12pm] [shrimpfry] does anyone know of something similar to lightbox/greybox that displays flash objects?
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] greyflash
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] or flashlight?
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] :)
[04:13pm] [Arrakis] fleshlight

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[02:04am] [Sulphiron] Anyone here?
[02:05am] [trevor] yes/no
[02:06am] [Windopain] Sulphiron: yes but only one question is allowed.
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] lol
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] then its gonna be very vague question
[02:06am] [Windopain] Sulphiron: you already asked on
[02:06am] [Windopain] one
[02:06am] [trevor] Sulphiron: ask in here, not in /query
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] meh well
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] Im trying to make a CSS Server and im having difficulties from the start, are any of you willing to help me figure it out?
[02:07am] [trevor] heh, wrong channel :P
[02:07am] [trevor] see /topic
[02:07am] [Sulphiron] Ah fuck
[02:07am] [Windopain] wtf is a css server
[02:07am] [Sulphiron] I feel stupid
[02:09am] [Sulphiron] that would be a game..with the same acronym as cascading style sheets
[02:10am] [Windopain] darn initialisms
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[05:32pm] [bLUEE] Hey, I am using the pngfix.htc file.. but in ie6 we are getting this weird thing.. where links dont work on the page.
[05:32pm] [bLUEE] has anyone experienced this before >?
[05:32pm] [loadstr] yes
[05:32pm] [trovster] NO.
[05:32pm] [trovster] No one, you're first one in the history of the interet.

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[07:35pm] [akbal] hah
[07:35pm] [akbal] i came here
[07:35pm] [akbal] cos of teh topic
[07:35pm] [akbal] <SirBenjam> sorry i was cooking egg
[07:35pm] [akbal] lol
[07:35pm] [akbal] hahh
[07:35pm] «« part akbal [~smile@92.11.51.94]

[09:03pm] [medulla] how can i prevent spaces between <img> tags in code to be interpeted as spaces?
[09:13pm] [epmo] medulla are they of the same height?
[09:14pm] [medulla] who?

[11:39am] [TBF] I don't think you intend for that to be reviewed or given feedback. You haven't made any effort at all.
[11:39am] [michael_p] like what
[11:39am] [TBF] The HTML document was machine written in some sort of what-you-see-is-what-you-get editor or you severely enjoy using the phrase "Untitled Document" for your <title>

[04:00am] [giggy93] Hey guys, I'm having a CSS issue with PHPBB3.. Can someone take a look for me? http://sitefx.com.au/kw/forum/ucp.php?mode=register after you click I accept, the following screen is overlapping the footer. It's the only page on the site that does it.
[04:00am] [giggy93] I've tried adding a clear:both in the footer.
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[04:10am] [nrgetik] its something to do with #register in default.css
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[04:10am] [nrgetik] its something to do with #register in default.css
[04:10am] [nrgetik] =/
[04:10am] [nrgetik] fuck it

[05:52pm] [GooseWork] i have ul .submenu li{ } any idea why its not applying the css to <ul class="submenu" id="sm_1">
[05:55pm] [spooky] error between chair and keyboard

[12:15:54] <Delivos> who are 112?
[12:15:59] <Delivos> jj08, are you female?
[12:16:24] <jj08> 112 are a RnB group. No I am female, why?
[12:16:28] <jj08> male*

02:29 < phao> h1 stands for heading one or header one?

[03:00am] [sp00ky] opera? rly? srsly?
[03:03am] [TBF] I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome Opera is.

[11:59pm] [TheSofa] http://home.no.net/willbend/design/ How can I make those input boxes more delicious?
[12:03am] [spooky] put salt on them
[12:03am] [spooky] salt make everything taste better

[12:19] <Two9A> My nephew has worked out what a babysitter does. "They sit on babies!"
[12:19] <Two9A> So he sat on his sister
[12:19] <YorT> lol
[12:19] <Two9A> Lucky he's only 4, and not heavy ;)

[11:52] JJ08: I keep dreaming of code. I just woke up suddenly because kickass sent a invalid argument to a callback function in Javascript. Fucking weird. At the same time my phone rang and in my dream the phone noise was the error alert to the invalid argument sent to the function.

[09:09pm] [kickass_w] go midgets, they can blow you without hurting their knees
[09:09pm] [kickass_w] and you can easily shut em up
[09:09pm] [forss] aww
[09:10pm] [kickass_w] that's how I roll
[09:10pm] [forss] you are evil
[09:11pm] [kickass_w] nope, just practical
[09:11pm] [kickass_w] I am doing women all a favor with my stamina by dating midgets to preserve female knees everywhere

[12:39am] [TBF] If you need interactive access to a Mac OS X machine, then justify what you want to do and I can give you it.
[12:40am] [Arrakis] i want to surf porn on a mac tbf
[12:40am] [Arrakis] can you give me 15 minutes plz?
[12:40am] [Arrakis] :p
[12:40am] [TBF] Why the extra 14 mins?
[12:40am] [Arrakis] just to make it seem like i'm not a 1 minute man
[12:40am] [Arrakis] :(

[09:53] <+matt1982> where are all the good shoe shops!!!!
[09:53] <+mykz-> online!
[09:54] <+matt1982> how can i try them on, online lol
[09:54] <+mykz-> dude give me a break you asked for a solution
[09:54] <+mykz-> i gave you one
[09:54] <+mykz-> now stop bitching
[09:54] <+mykz-> :P
[09:55] <+matt1982> hehe true

<lordpil> what's hotter than hot?
<go|dfish> Michael Jackson in a full body catsuit.
<dngor> The LHC during a coolant failure.

<Darn> I want to put myspace on my harddrive so I can check it out when offline

[02:25pm] [delivos] Italy passes emergency rape law
[02:26pm] [matt1982] delivos, is that off your list of countries to visit then?
[02:26pm] [matt1982] :)
[02:27pm] [delivos] haha
[02:27pm] [delivos] i know!
[02:27pm] [delivos] "sir, you raped this loli"
[02:28pm] [delivos] "it was an emergency"
[02:28pm] [delivos] "then you may go!"

10:32 <+dreqzack> saw a funny quote
10:32 <+dreqzack> sum say if you play a windows cd backwards, there will be demonic voices. but thats nothing, if you play it forward, it installs windows.

<+Sxan`w0rk> Randall: In all honesty, us joking around here is fine and all, but you really are an asshole. I can't believe some of the shit you do, I'd really punch you in the neck if we ever met just for the shit you've already said to me in the past.
<@Randall> um where did that come from
<+Sxan`w0rk> my heart

[14:59:28] <@kickass_6> the stripper pole I ordered will totally class this place up
[14:59:34] <@koltroll> haha
[14:59:42] <@kickass_6> tell your mom she can start work next thursday
[15:01:33] <@koltroll> Sorry. She's busy getting raped by me.
[15:01:51] <@impl> put a cock in it, it's done
[15:01:55] <@Defcon> indeed kickass_6
[15:02:43] <@kickass_6> koltroll: you rape your own mother....?
[15:03:26] <@koltroll> kickass_6, it happens. why?

<crafmatik> one time
<crafmatik> i was biking, and i had to piss
<crafmatik> i thought i could piss while riding
<crafmatik> well that didnt work
<crafmatik> i pissed all over myself then fell down
<crafmatik> in the middle of the street

[11:49am] [ratty_] wow they can get all these stats from a friggin email
[11:50am] [G1nx] ratty_ that's nothing i can see how many sheets of toilet paper you use from apache's access.log
[11:51am] [ratty_] lol
[11:51am] [ratty_] I actually spent out on some quality quilted toilet paper
[11:51am] [ratty_] what a crock
[11:52am] [G1nx] ever since i went econut i just scrape it off with old newspapers
[11:52am] [G1nx] or i just don't scrape it all and when i plant new things in my garden i just burry my underwear with it
[11:52am] [ratty_] you must have a black ink stained arse my friend
[11:53am] [G1nx] yea my star of david never been that black!

[21:01:17] <nezZario> the only thing about being short and skinny
[21:01:31] <nezZario> i'll tell you, my fairly average sized penis looks like a horsecock on me

[04:17pm] [raidghost] enjoy the last minutes of easter!
[04:28pm] [DM8Mydog] raidghost, welcome to the internet, where timezones differ, and holidays differ as well.
[04:28pm] [DM8Mydog] easter is next week here
[05:04pm] [ubajas] Not even Jesus is the same!
[05:17pm] [DM8Mydog] they just couldn't decide which date to pick for a fictional event's celebration ubajas
[05:17pm] [go|dfish] fictional !?!

[05:39am] [tucan] so i guess im the only loser sitting in irc on a friday night
[05:43am] [nrgetik] yep
[05:43am] [nrgetik] please get a life thanks

18:29 < inphamx> I just got a spam message with the title.. "The SEO Rapper"
18:29 < inphamx> lol
18:29 < inphamx> wtf
18:29 < stevegm> ya ok hypocrit
18:29 < stevegm> go with what ghte goverment says

[02:49pm] [magikjasm] how can i tell the difference between a physical cookie and a session cookie? .. document.cookie
[02:51pm] [dirk103] if you can eat it, it's a physical cookie
[02:51pm] [ajaks] (:

[03:41pm] [equivoc] any US-american native speakers around?
[03:42pm] [TBF] Just remove u from colour and modify s to z and you're in en-US mode
[03:42pm] • TBF ducks

<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities?

[05:13pm] [fus10nx] oh
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] woah
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] ummm
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] sweet
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] thanks
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] this does dropdowns?
[05:13pm] [trovster] wow
[05:13pm] [trovster] more
[05:13pm] [trovster] questions
[05:13pm] [gprocess] no
[05:13pm] [trovster] and
[05:13pm] [trovster] you
[05:13pm] [trovster] can't
[05:13pm] [trovster] seem to google
[05:13pm] [trovster] or type thing
[05:13pm] [trovster] s on one line
[05:14pm] [trovster] coz you know
[05:14pm] [trovster] that'd be easier.

[12:15pm] [amirul] i have button which linked to background image in CSS. It works well iin firefox, but not in IE7. Anybody has an idea why its behaved like that?
[12:16pm] [amirul] <input type="submit" name="submit" id="submit" class="rlbutton" />
[12:17pm] [amirul] the class rlbutton has background image
[12:17pm] [amirul] what other option i can use?

[12:17pm] [trovster] It works fine.
[12:17pm] [trovster] No.
[12:18pm] [trovster] <amirul> i have button – <input type="submit"> is NOT a <button>
[12:18pm] [trovster] And I said don't use name="submit" …

[12:18pm] [amirul] should i delete that name="submit"?
[12:19pm] • trovster headslams + walks away.

[04:29pm] [hsv-al] Its all good, evidently irc is for rabid packs of wolves who are atheists, and don't give any help to beginners. Like China was abusing tibetans, massive death came it's way

[03:37am] [Rogi] is there a way to target ff2 and not ff3?

[02:10am] [michael_p] can a brick be a block also
[02:11am] [loadstr] yes
[02:11am] [loadstr] and if you'd like i can hit you upside the head with both

[04:23pm] [anubis1^] hey, i need some help basics ;-)
[04:23pm] [mrmaths] whats up man I will try
[04:23pm] [anubis1^] i've got this design: http://cllex.com/layout.png
[04:24pm] [mrmaths] oh yes a 404 error design very classic

[09:39pm] [JJ08_] virgins vaginas look like macdonalds plain burgers, used vaginas look like burgers with 10 pieces of bacon hanging out the bun.

[17:27pm] JJ08: Java is nice because it works on all OS's. It's like saying Anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
[17:27pm] maZtah: ouch.

[02:29am] [HaRbY] how can i crop an image using css?
[02:30am] [HaRbY] can i crop an image inside <img></img> ??
[02:30am] [G1nx] you have images inside <img></img> ?
[02:30am] [HaRbY] yeap
[02:30am] [HaRbY] and i need to crop it
[02:30am] [HaRbY] :/
[02:30am] [G1nx] then go learn html thanks!

[00:51] a[K]a: damn man… I can't wait for my chick to come over… her period is over!
[00:51] a[K]a: THE DOORS ARE NOW OPEN!

[14:43]Arrakis: u suck at role playing
[14:43] Arrakis: fial!
[14:43] Arrakis: fail! even

[23:22] G1nx: FUCK
[23:22] G1nx: my dog pissed in my shoe

[11:30am] [sexyJ] anybody good with ie7 ?
[11:30am] [erf] I am, I can totally change tabs and load websites

[04:55pm] [_SkyNET_] Anyone know how you can make a space between border and padding?

[12:26pm] [Shurik0wn] how can i write a text on a picture?
[12:26pm] [traxo] sharpie

[08:51pm] [hep`] rounded corners? best to use css or ajax?

[18:20:52] <@nevrasc> The Web is not just for the techy or the 1st world countries. It infrastructure and the fundamental purpose of the Web is built to be 'accessible' for everyone.
[18:21:13] <@nevrasc> That is why you can still use Lynx or a simple telnet connection.

[03:45pm] [trevor] 09:32 < Arrakis> ythen ur doingsomething wrong
[03:45pm] [trevor] 09:32 < Arrakis> or bnot saying everything
[03:45pm] [trevor] durrr, durrr, special typing, Arrakis?
[03:46pm] [trevor] looks like you type with your ass cheeks :p

[10:30am] [JJ08] reisio: would have thought you would have played about with symfony. You not use any php frameworks?
[10:30am] [reisio] PHP framework
[10:30am] [reisio] like piling pieces of dog shit up into a model of the coloseum

[03:57am]   »» join Sek9 (~me@207.10.103.162) [Unknown]
[03:58am] [Sek9] evening all. Or morning, afternoon if you aren't in an eveninz time zone.
[03:58am] [Sek9] evening*
[03:59am] [Sek9] So I am a little confused about something and was hoping someone might be able to help with a question.
[04:00am] [reisio] Sek9: shoot
[04:01am] [Sek9] one sec, wife called
[04:46am] [Sek9] ok, well she is gonna talk my damn ear off with non-sense so I will have to come back and ask tomorrow.
[04:47am] [Sek9] thanks anyway

[06:20am] [kickass_6] I only accept major credit cards, you know, I like how it feels going up my crack and you retrying over and over banging my number pad

[04:19am] [TBF] http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/things_to_say_during_sex.gif
[04:21am] [dew] hmm
[04:21am] [dew] i've been known to say thanks.
[04:21am] [dew] ..
[04:21am] [dew] that's wierd, isn't it?
[04:21am] [Arrakis] yes dew..
[04:21am] [kickass_6] its not weird
[04:21am] [kickass_6] its what you normally say after paying for a service

[06:02pm] [TBF] I don't personally get why you even bother with this HTML markalrky
[06:02pm] [TBF] I use BMPs for all of my sites powered using image maps
[06:02pm] [TBF] I find it works very well.

[06:02pm] [TBF] That's how I roll' son!

[08:16pm] [nobby_s] Any web designers in here?
[08:16pm] [nobby_s] professional jub available
[08:17pm] [dew] i like the way the typo conveys the professionalism so profoundly
[08:18pm] [nobby_s] I like the way your name is dew, and you sound like you are trying to be smarter than you are, like DEWey from Family Guy
[08:19pm] [dew] holy shit dude, that's straight from the 'monkey island' school of insults
[08:20pm] [nobby_s] Why are you swearing? Calm down and do something more constructive :)

[08:25pm] [jasona] my code is 1.0 xhtml.. what is the equivalent of img align? (align is reported outdated)

[03:22am]   »» ban G1nx bans *!*googled@75.142.179.*
[03:22am]   «« kick cssling has kicked Arrakis (Banned)
[03:23am]   »» unban G1nx unbans *!*googled@75.142.179.*
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[03:23am] [Arrakis] whewpssssssssssssssss
[03:23am] [kickass_6] hehe been there, done that
[03:23am] [Arrakis] so any social security numbers, references to alien technology, etc
[03:23am] [Arrakis] please disregard it okay
[03:24am] [Arrakis] how many lines got pasted?
[03:24am] [kickass_6] 8
[03:24am] [Arrakis] damn
[03:24am] [Arrakis] little under 1/2 of what was in the paste buffer
[03:24am] [Arrakis] so where were we?
[03:25am] [kickass_6] you were touching my penis…
[03:25am] [Arrakis] right
[03:25am] [Arrakis] then you told everybody i had herpes
[03:25am] • Arrakis punches kickass_6's penis
[03:25am] • kickass_6 just came a little

[03:42am] [sezky] how do i find the <head></head> tags for a ?page_id# ?

[01:49] * Joins: DrivenOne (~royalcomm@pool-71-104-38-117.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net)
[01:49] * nogger sets mode: +v DrivenOne
[01:51] <DrivenOne> Hello.
[01:51] <DrivenOne> My friend and I were having a civil debate about some mysql appplications. Anyone around to give some feedback?
[01:53] <DrivenOne> ?
[01:54] <ryguy> I can provide some feedback, what's up?
[01:55] <DrivenOne> Well, we were tying to think of something fun and productive to do tonight. He suggested we go crazy, and code some programs. I suggested that snorting coke might be more productive, and it would certainly lead to less social ostracization from our peers.
[01:55] <DrivenOne> What would your take be?
[01:57] <DrivenOne> You stil there sir?
[01:57] <DrivenOne> Or did you pass out doing some intense coding?
[01:57] <raidghost> no sir you can boogie:)
[01:57] <DrivenOne> My experience is that you have to build your tolerance to coding.
[01:57] <DrivenOne> Isn't that a gay porn?
[01:58] <DrivenOne> I mean
[01:58] <DrivenOne> like if my mom found out I was snorting coke, she would be dissapointed. But I think she coudl move on from it, figure it was a one time thing, that I have learned, etc
[01:59] <DrivenOne> but if people found out I was a coder? Could I ever really get that stain off of me?
[01:59] <TBF> Yes, the wage allows you to remove any stains.
[01:59] <DrivenOne> I mean how convincing would it be to say 'Oh yeah, I just tried coding once… I was experimenting really, but you do not have to be afraid to let your small children around me now, I am all cured…
[01:59] <DrivenOne> I just don't think people would ever really trust me like they did before.
[02:00] <TBF> I guess you could take up a job which required you to use brute force and less of your brain :-)
[02:00] <DrivenOne> I mean sure coke can collapse my nostrils, but coding has the potential to collapse the trust I have earned from so many people.

[07:04pm] «« kick G1nx has kicked Polo (fark off [kick count:92])
[07:05pm] [G1nx] oh almost at 100
[07:05pm] [akr^] what happens at 100
[07:05pm] [akr^] perm ban? :p
[07:05pm] [G1nx] no then i'll aim for 200
[07:06pm] [G1nx] which frankly seems to be like the most logical thing to do
[07:07pm] [akr^] not very productive tho, logical would be ban at kick count :2
[07:07pm] [akr^] but thats just me ;P
[07:08pm] [G1nx] why is that more logical ?
[07:08pm] [akr^] why is kicking somebody 200 time logical?
[07:08pm] [G1nx] i never kicked anyone 200 times
[07:08pm] [G1nx] that's a total count you idiot
[07:08pm] • G1nx facepalm
[07:09pm] [akr^] not a big difference
[07:09pm] [G1nx] yea let me see how you're going to attempt to dig yourself out of that one
[07:09pm] [akr^] lol
[07:09pm] [akr^] FINE

[02:18am] [termy] http://arckinteractive.com
[02:18am] [Kidlvr`] Termy is that your website?
[02:18am] [termy] yes.
[02:20am] [Kidlvr`] Not semantic though.
[02:21am] [termy] well, we'll work on it!
[02:21am] [Kidlvr`] You obviously do not pride yourself on accessibility then :P
[02:21am] [termy] fuck the disabled.

<athlon_xp> your attitude is what's wrong with linux and its why i switched to gentoo years ago

[11:10pm] [x0rcist] Opinions on first videos for WebDesignforGirls.com lol - the difference between HTML and XHTML?
[11:15pm] [gprocess] jesus
[11:15pm] [gprocess] do they at least get their tits out ?

[12:46pm] [HM2K] is it sad that I used software that plays midi files out of the pc speaker to play the a-team theme tune to get someone's attention to a machine at a remote location? *grin*

[17:35] <Isley> i do buy *some* software....
[17:35] <+[piker]> oic
[17:36] <Isley> for example we lease a WoW in-game spammer at $70/mo

<P38> randall: i have 48 years of life experience and 28 years of work experience around politicians.. that says im not wrong
<Sxan`w0rk> damn, that makes you like 74
<P38> explain your math
<Sxan`w0rk> weed.

[11:32pm] [trewd``] hi, has anyone heard of yahoo's UI library?
[11:32pm] [Inge-] their Un-Intelligent library?

[01:02pm] [indigoid] every time i've joined here lately it has been quiet :-(
[01:16pm] [Psyche^] Perl is dead. Or dying.
[01:24pm] [ubajas] http://isperlalive.com/ vs. http://isperldeadyet.com/
[01:24pm] [ubajas] They both argue very well, so it's hard to decide.

[05:14pm] [asonge] The MySQL error was: User highscal_admin already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections.
[05:14pm] [asonge] BWAHAHAHA
[05:14pm] [asonge] http://highscalability.com/

[08:08am] [apexSEORM] my roommate is DUMB!
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] I was like I want to order 2 of the new 50mbps comcast connections
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] he is like yeah that'd be 120mbits
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] ... math.

[21:22] <mykz-> my mums friend add me on msn
[21:22] <mykz-> and is now trying to cyber with me
[21:22] <mykz-> wtf

[12:39am] [cynica_f] oh god it burns
[12:39am] [cynica_f] had indian last night.. vindaloo
[12:39am] [cynica_f] hello flag of japan!
[12:40am] [mat690] shitting battery acid ?
[12:41am] [cynica_f] could very well be, yes
[12:42am] [cynica_f] plus it's a cold day, so the combination of flag of japan + cold room = higher temperature differential

<{OZZY}> bored like a whore on a bank holiday

[17:54:14] <ckb> sorry, I don't like using li's
[17:54:17] <ckb> personal preference.

[12:08] <XB23> how do i fix a div to the bottom of a page
[12:08] <XB23> even if the page scrolls down
[12:08] <kickass_6> with <magic type="voodoo"></magic>

09:09 < kozmonaut> shit
09:09 < kozmonaut> been web deving for like 5 hours straight
09:59 < xtor> kozmonaut, diving?
09:59 < xtor> As in scraping?
09:59 < xtor> What sort of scraping to people with dedis do usually, kozmonaut ?
09:59 < xtor> s/to/do
10:00 < xtor> Like I know of people who have like 5 or 6 dedis that constantly run scrapers and autosubmitters non
stop using dozens of IP addresses...was this exactly what you were doing while you were "web diving"
for 5 hours straight just now?
10:18 < kozmonaut> no
10:18 < kozmonaut> deving
10:18 < kozmonaut> developing

[02:49pm] [ratty_] scientists believe goldfish can recognise thier owners and get excited when they see them...
[02:49pm] [ratty_] never seen a goldfish with a boner
[02:50pm] [ratty_] they could swim upside down near the surface and pretend it's a perescope
[02:50pm] [ratty_] "hey look at me im a submarin"

[13:22] * +airco (~sdf@224.Red-79-157-176.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) Quit (ircd.he.net irc.prison.net)
[13:24] * sdfwe (~sdf@224.Red-79-157-176.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined #webdev
[13:31] <sdfwe> airco Nick/channel is temporarily unavailable
[13:32] <sdfwe> can't get it back
[13:32] * sdfwe is now known as airco_
[13:33] <[M]ax> maybe its services juped
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[13:59] <airco> HAH!
[14:01] <+delivos> i'm a big fat gaylord
[14:01] <airco> aww gay wrong window
[14:01] <airco> NO I'M A BIG FAT GAYLORD
[14:01] <+delivos> this isn't event worth saving
[14:01] <+delivos> lol

[15:23] <@Yuhaso> Fek
[15:24] <@Yuhaso> One of my aunts died yesterday
[15:27] <@G1nx> hurray!
[15:28] <@G1nx> or not so much hurray ?
[15:30] <@Yuhaso> Not so much
[15:31] <@G1nx> oh

[10:22] <nuth> you know what builds confidence? a gun

[01:25pm] [SJR] "The optional longer description for the photo will be created by: The longdesc attribute on the thumbnail image, if provided" <- time to get my slapping stick out

[10:10pm] [hgfh] http://********.com/?recruit=455132
[10:10pm] [hgfh] http://********.com/?recruit=455132
[10:10pm] «« part hgfh [ggfh@180-230.orbital.evo.bg]
[10:10pm] [reisio] oh man I'm totally going to click on that
[10:10pm] [reisio] gebus could they make it more obvious :p
[10:10pm] [wwwp] i clicked but since it didnt load in the first two seconds i cancelled it
[10:11pm] [wwwp] its some online mmo
[10:11pm] [wwwp] thingy
[10:11pm] [wwwp] meh
[10:11pm] [wwwp] :p
[10:11pm] [reisio] yeah he gets some sort of credit for people that visit
[10:11pm] [wwwp] am i new to css when i only recently found out display:block; is very handy

[07:10am] [prash] any idea how to convert html table to css?
[07:11am] [reisio] prash: text editor

[02:03pm] [MrBrush] Does anyone know why list-style-type: decimal doesn't work in IE6?
[02:05pm] [reisio] MrBrush: yes, I know why
[02:05pm] [MrBrush] can you tell me?
[02:05pm] [reisio] MrBrush: yes, I can tell you
[02:05pm] [MrBrush] reisio: why is it?
[02:05pm] [reisio] …why is what?
[02:06pm] [reisio] oh
[02:06pm] [MrBrush] reisio: why is list-style-type not wokring on ul's in IE6?
[02:06pm] [reisio] because you're doing it wrong!

[03:20am] [b0xa] incase any1 was wondering: <?php $UA = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; $SF = strstr($UA, 'Safari'); if ($SF) { echo '<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="safari.css">'; } ?>

[04:35am] [TBF] Just in case you're not aware, in terms of SEO, forming unique FQDNs is not a smart idea.
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] FQDNs?
[04:36am] [TBF] http://alabama.index-classifieds.com/ , http://alaska.index-classifieds.com/ , http://example.index-classifieds.com/ , etc are considered seperate sites and have their own site index.
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] yes i am well aware of that
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] so?
[04:36am] [TBF] You're spreading the pontential of a large site index over to much smaller indexes
[04:36am] [TBF] ALL of those "sites" will have to get excellent trust to have a large index allocated to them instead of just one main site having a good quality trust.
[04:37am] [t0pGuN] seo is not why im here
[04:37am] [t0pGuN] if you want we can chat about it in private
[04:37am] [TBF] Heh, you threatening me because I said optional help?
[04:37am] • TBF gets lemon juice and razors ready
[04:38am] [t0pGuN] no no because subdomains are helpful
[04:38am] [t0pGuN] and i dont believe what your saying is correct
[04:38am] [TBF] Ok
[04:39am] [t0pGuN] do you run any sites?
[04:39am] [TBF] No, I have no interest in Web development.
[04:40am] [TBF] Just sort came in here looking for Counterstrike map help and got stuck
[04:40am] [TBF] ;(

[04:28pm] [Polarbeer] absolute is positioned at the specified coordinates relative to its containing block. How do I specify the block? I tried putting display: block; on the the div tag with the item in it, but didn't work

[11:20pm] [Sdym] Trancer, you are webdesigner for entreprise?
[11:20pm] [Trancer] Sdym: no, I do automated reporting and business intelligence
[11:20pm] [Trancer] Sdym: I hardly bother with webdesign
[11:20pm] [Sdym] hehe, impressive :)
[11:20pm] [Trancer] (with the exception of some dashboard styling in CSS)
[11:20pm] [Sdym] business intelligence = such ebay ?
[11:20pm] [Trancer] nah, datamining
[11:21pm] [Trancer] I work for a market research agency
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we gather a shitload of data
[11:21pm] [Trancer] say.. about people who likes bananas
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we also have information about people liking pink ponies
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we can figure out if there is a trend that if pink pony lovers will start eating more bananas

<Lope> could someone plz help me with this? i changed the id definitions to class, and now its not working

[06:47am] [Jason_] <div id="a" class="b"> styling is #a.b? … my editor tells me it's wrong..
[06:47am] [Jason_] is my editor lying?

[09:14pm] [JJ08] wooo £2.00 up from online poker
[09:15pm] [JJ08] that will pay for tomorrows milk and newspaper. Ha Ha

[12:28am] [TBF] http://www.pricelessfunnypictures.com/thumbs/original/spot-the-intruder-238324.jpg
[12:28am] [TBF] Almost kinda feel sorry
[12:29am] [Tempus] aawwww
[12:30am] [Tempus] She probably discovered ¢50 burgers at McD
[12:31am] [TBF] heh
[12:31am] [TBF] You know, this may be the very first time I've ever seen a cent character used on IRC ever I think

[10:50am] [Dustcrazy] I need an image in the background, not background image, but in the left bottom coroner behind everthing else. Can anyone help me?

* Joins: jez9999 (lighthoos@87-194-212-214.bethere.co.uk)
<jez9999> what's the best way to make hash browns?
<notwoggle> Get some potatoes, set your house on fire.

<StinkfooT> a prune isn't really a vegetable
<lordpil> according to wikipedia it's usually sold as a dried fruit
<dngor> Plums come from flowers and have seeds. Welcome to fruitville, population: Tomatoes, of all things.
<lordpil> is it just me or are her pants really big? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kelly-clarkson-live-in-geelong-cropped.jpg
<TBF> I love this channel!
<TBF> vegetables, prune, dried fruit, pants!

[07:23] <ubajas> *yawn*
[07:24] <ubajas> What a lovely Sunday morning; vomiting and diarrhoea.
[07:37] <TBF> TOO MUCH INFORMATION

[12:08] <BJayD> lol was just browsing wiki and saw an image move, thought it was an animated gif
[12:09] <BJayD> then realised it was a spider on my monitor

[20:04] <Pain> I never had a problem with it.
[20:05] <Pain> On 6 different OS's
[20:05] <Pain> BackTrack3
[20:05] <Pain> Ubuntu
[20:05] <Pain> Debian
[20:05] <Pain> Slackware
[20:05] <Pain> CentOS
[20:05] <Pain> PCBSD
[20:05] <Pain> And
[20:05] <Pain> Knoppix
[20:06] <disfigure> so bsd and linux
[20:06] <disfigure> 2 os's
[20:06] <disfigure> ;)

[08:58pm] [hank_] but when i try to put it in a 160 by like 600 px box it wont work properly
[08:59pm] [hank_] i mean it works but not smoothly
[09:08pm] [delivos] sand the edges
[09:08pm] [delivos] maybe grease it a little
[09:08pm] [delivos] try some wd40