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<+Perma> Meeting girls in pubs is great 'cause they can't alt+tab you IRL

[09:24am] [namo_] hey xtor, you want to run dns on the same server as your web server?
[09:24am] [xtor] namo_, yes
[09:24am] [brentter] just use a free dns service like easydns
[09:25am] [xtor] naw I got like 50 domains to take care of...plus I want to learn this since I am starting a webhosting company
[09:25am] [brentter] what about if that domain/server goes down though
[09:25am] [xtor] who cares

<gprocess> fuck man - i'm so tired
<gprocess> i FUCKING hate agencies.
<Stephen-> I FUCKING hate lima beans
<Contempte> I FUCKING hate how babby is formed when you dont want babby to be formed.

<intrin> how much do i rotate an image to see it backwards in photoshop?

[11:12:33] * kozmonaut (kozmonaut@d75-153-81-70.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #SEO
<kozmonaut> WORD
<DaveJ|UK> EXCEL
<HM2K> OUTLOOK: pretty good.

<stevegm> what do you do when you get real annoyed at shit at everything
<Stephen-> ./quit
<Stephen-> ./suicide

18:29 < inphamx> I just got a spam message with the title.. "The SEO Rapper"
18:29 < inphamx> lol
18:29 < inphamx> wtf
18:29 < stevegm> ya ok hypocrit
18:29 < stevegm> go with what ghte goverment says

[11:10pm] [x0rcist] Opinions on first videos for WebDesignforGirls.com lol - the difference between HTML and XHTML?
[11:15pm] [gprocess] jesus
[11:15pm] [gprocess] do they at least get their tits out ?

[17:35] <Isley> i do buy *some* software....
[17:35] <+[piker]> oic
[17:36] <Isley> for example we lease a WoW in-game spammer at $70/mo

[08:08am] [apexSEORM] my roommate is DUMB!
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] I was like I want to order 2 of the new 50mbps comcast connections
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] he is like yeah that'd be 120mbits
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] ... math.

09:09 < kozmonaut> shit
09:09 < kozmonaut> been web deving for like 5 hours straight
09:59 < xtor> kozmonaut, diving?
09:59 < xtor> As in scraping?
09:59 < xtor> What sort of scraping to people with dedis do usually, kozmonaut ?
09:59 < xtor> s/to/do
10:00 < xtor> Like I know of people who have like 5 or 6 dedis that constantly run scrapers and autosubmitters non
stop using dozens of IP addresses...was this exactly what you were doing while you were "web diving"
for 5 hours straight just now?
10:18 < kozmonaut> no
10:18 < kozmonaut> deving
10:18 < kozmonaut> developing

[06:22pm] [ApexSEO] anyone else besides me "collect" all thier SEO stuff in a personal wiki site?
[06:27pm] [obzerve] nah I collect SEO's in small uncomfortable cages in my basement

[07:18pm] [obzerve] is it wrong that I want to let my shepherd out so it can rush this bitches lil dog as she jogs by so I have a reason to start a conversation with her fine ass?
[07:19pm] [obzerve] trick is keeping the other dog from getting eaten in the process
[07:19pm] [obzerve] hmmm, catch 22
[07:19pm] [TBF] Self confidence fail.

[00:45:37] <@delivos> http://www.gifbin.com/r/1237057011_how-to-keep-an-idiot-busy.gif
[00:47:20] <+nuth> wee
[00:47:44] <@delivos> funny isn't it
[00:47:45] <dyn0> weird
[00:47:48] <hellz01> wierd
[00:47:50] <dyn0> it hasn't changed in like 4 hrs

<HM2K> i don't think i've godda worry about handjobs tbh
<matt1982> why? you have no penis?

<BigBrown> i wish i grew facial hair.
<Berto> we had a mustache and sweater party before xmas in december. hilarious pics
<BigBrown> look like a room full of pedophiles and guidance counselors?

[09:26am] [apexSEORM] lol the 207th richest man in the world is named dikshit?
[09:26am] [apexSEORM] haha
[09:27am] [apexSEORM] I bet that guy just sits at his house calling up people who used to make fun of his name and saying "guess what? Im a billionare.. suck it"
[09:28am] [apexSEORM] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit

[10:04am]   »» join aniasis (screwu@cpe-70-123-126-122.tx.res.rr.com) [Internic Commercial]
[10:04am] [aniasis] What is SEO?
[10:07am] [kozmonaut] Shady Enterprises Online

[05:53pm] [nyceane] how do you auto ping google?
[05:53pm] [azxten] You don't auto ping Google.. Google auto pings you

<sbstance> you know you spend a lot of time on the pc when you accidentally drop something on the floor and your knee jerk reaction is to press ctrl+z

<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girl

15:32 < Hatrix> DId you know, if you convert £1000 into dollars, and then into euros, and then into rubles and then into canadian dollars, then into rand, and then into mexican pesos, and then into japan yen, and then into australian dollars, and then back into british pounds, you would lose about 70p? Fascinating...
15:33 < Contempte> wow ...
15:33 < Hatrix> Then of course you take out the bank charges, and you're probably left with little under half of what you start with
15:34 < Hatrix> I wonder if theres a way to end up with more money than you started with
15:38 < s0ldevi> yes, it's called work

10:02 < abt> magc is smart++
10:02 < magc> I

[14:45:34] <grafik> I cand com from Germany if you whish :))
[14:45:55] <grafik> or what part of the world yould you like ?
[14:46:37] <grafik> who does not smoke from this conv ?

<magc> gprocess- how many kids do you have
<gprocess> hehe
<gprocess> i dont have any kids
<magc> youre 30 with no kids?
<magc> are you still a virgin?
<magc> lol
<gprocess> i lost it the other day - i had a glow in the dark condom
<gprocess> was trippy man
<magc> lol
<gprocess> but who says you gotta have kids before 30
<gprocess> i don't have a vagina
<magc> aint you female?
<gprocess> seriously - quit the dope - you might start making SOME sense
<magc> i remember you saying you were a female
<gprocess> lunch time.

12:48 < magc> stephen- put me on your ignore list
12:48 < magc> i'm tired of you speaking to me

<HM2K> that captcha wasn't designed to outsmart machines

17:07 < ApexSEORM> I shut down my topsite last summer
17:07 < ApexSEORM> lot of people were getting busted so I was like fuck that
17:07 <@doug> why bothers, torrents are where it's at.
17:07 <@doug> bother*
17:07 < ApexSEORM> I mean mine was set up really nice, truecrypt on everything 1024 bit ssl on the ftp
17:07 < ApexSEORM> all that stuff
17:07 < ApexSEORM> but still
17:07 < ApexSEORM> fuck it
17:08 < s0ldevi> yeah, fuck running a topsite in the us
17:08 <+TBF> It's also now 'illegal' partially because Internet is flagged as a necessity, such as electricity and heating fuel.
17:08 < ApexSEORM> doug the thing with torrents is for the best sites you have to maintain a pretty ridiculas ratio
17:08 < s0ldevi> indeed :)
17:08 < ApexSEORM> with my topsite I just had to pay the bill
17:08 < s0ldevi> though that's not in writing yet
17:08 < ApexSEORM> which actually paid itself most months
17:08 < ApexSEORM> I sold a few slots on the box
17:08 <@doug> ApexSEORM: not worth the potential legal pitfalls. It isn't 1995 anymore.
17:08 <+TBF> Why would you actively tell others in the public of this?
17:08 * TBF slaps ApexSEORM with some wet noodles
17:09 <+TBF> Talk about mild retardation.
17:09 < ApexSEORM> TBF because im not doing it anymore and as far as anyone is concerned Im making it all up
17:09 < s0ldevi> the judge'll buy that
17:09 < ApexSEORM> half the people on the internet lie through thier teeth. I can just say Im one of them.
17:09 < tmc> heh
17:09 <+TBF> "HEY GUYS, I HAVE DONE ILLEGAL THINGS, I HOPE I DON'T GET CAUGHT AND HAVE MY LOGS SCANNED FOR SELF-INCRIMINATION, HANG ON, HOW
DOES THE FIFTH WORK AGAIN?"
17:09 <@doug> ApexSEORM: eh, getting called into meetings at FBIHQ isn't fun. Been there done that.
17:09 < s0ldevi> hahaha
17:10 <+TBF> Pleading the fifth requires you don't be a retard.
17:10 < tmc> hhaah
17:10 <+TBF> You just stripped your pontential exit point

20:26 < nanook^> has ayone had a problem with wordpress' sitemap xml plug in writting the .htaccess?
20:27 < nanook^> and pointing it to a folder in wp-content?
20:29 <+[piker]> nope
20:30 < K1LL4|0G> ill laugh at you if i damn well please
20:30 < K1LL4|0G> so why cant he
20:31 <+[piker]> well.. do you want the PC answer or the real answer?
20:34 < nzaw4> keep it real piker
20:37 < etnom> when keeping real goes wrong
20:38 <+[piker]> well thats good i dont really have a PC answer.. but the answer is.. you are black.. and therefore
dont count.. you can say and do shit... and no one cares cus you dont matter.. however.. bvllets is
white.. so it does matter.. he doesnt need anyone that matters to judge him
20:39 <+[piker]> though i will say.. you do matter when you do things physically to hurt whites..
20:39 <@bvllets> WAT

<dilly_> what the hell
<dilly_> the code for one of my widgets disappeared
<dilly_> but it still shows up on the site
<didjital|> delete the website and start over
<PaulSPC> i have that problem with ex gf's

[10:27:39 pm] <at`> anyone here own tyo domains
[10:27:41 pm] <at`> typo

14:38 < matt1982> haha my English isn't too cracking either but I blame that on being a Yorkshire lad
14:44 < fwk`> you're english, but your english isn't good?
14:44 < fwk`> you must have put effort in to that ha ha

<Perma> !country co
<SEOBot> Country name for .CO is Colombia
<Perma> Columbia, welcome to the Internet.

<x0rcist> :x
<x0rcist> http://wickedwpthemes.com/woogle/
<Perma> haha cool
<room217> that is cool
<crap> nice footer
<crap> wordpress themes and colon cleanse diet
<crap> those are pretty much the 2 things i live for

<airco> i licked a clit with tabasco on my tongue
<[MiN-0]> how was that for you
<airco> the screams were the best part

[12:14:57 pm] <HM2K> LAMP
[12:15:38 pm] <porkch0p> lamp is a fucking community centre not college :D
[12:15:53 pm] <HM2K> linux apache mysql perl/php/python
[12:15:56 pm] <SeoBob> the lamps don't work for me in vista.. :(

00:53 < CLavi> I turned down getting with a beautiful girl the other night
00:53 < CLavi> because I didnt wanna spend $8 cover

[12:28:30 pm] <craven> yeah 5.3" is rediculously big
[12:31:12 pm] <matt1982_> thats not what she said!

16:15 < Dox> so word1word2word3.net or word1-word2-word3.com
16:15 < Dox> which is better to snag if im just snagging one
16:15 <@delivos> oo toughie
16:15 <@delivos> bigfatcocks.net or big-fat-cocks.com
16:16 <+TBF> RFC2606 hangs its head in shame
16:17 <+TBF> How can example.com, .net and .org compete with bigfatcocks.net ?
16:17 <+TBF> ;(

<[piker]> im not that clever.. i go about 2 mins... or so then im done.. just like hm2k pointed out

[16:59] <Saberu> i need a way to open 2 instances of firefox
[16:59] <Saberu> possible?