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<fartstink> so I was thinking about the other weekend when I had sex with a man
<fartstink> and I was concerned I was gay because of it
<fartstink> but I realized something
<fartstink> riding a horse once doesnt make you a cowboy
<wildlele> wtf
<wildlele> why did you have sex with a man you faggot
<fartstink> It was a crime of passion.
<fartstink> and beer
<fartstink> we didnt do it in pooper
<fartstink> we ade out and i gave him a bj
<wildlele> you sucked dick and youre trying to say youre not gay?
<fartstink> yes
<wildlele> how did his cum feel sliding down your throat fag
<fartstink> it was sweet

<EM1> Heh.
<mykz-> hello?
<EM1> Keep fucking around and I'll have a few thousand bots DDoS you, son.
<mykz-> oh god!
<EM1> Erps… wrong person. Sorry… ignore that.
<mykz-> who the hell are you?

<{OZZY}> bored like a whore on a bank holiday

[12:08] <BJayD> lol was just browsing wiki and saw an image move, thought it was an animated gif
[12:09] <BJayD> then realised it was a spider on my monitor

<BJayD> god hates fags
<Dink-> but loves lesbians

[07:31am] [G1nx] every time i see that picture of that grandmother with that console pad in her hands and read that line sometimes i'm a granny gamer i stupidly burst into laughter
[07:31am] [G1nx] this is getting silly
[07:31am] [kickass_5] lol
[07:32am] [G1nx] i swear that's like the dumbest thing ever but it gets to me each time
[07:32am] [G1nx] it's horrible i swear
[07:32am] [kickass_5] haha I dont even know the image nor do I think I want to
[07:33am] [G1nx] http://www.dailymission.com/mission/24af7/Multiple-Personality-Day/
[07:33am] [G1nx] omfg
[07:34am] [kickass_5] lol
[07:34am] [kickass_5] HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA
[07:34am] [kickass_5] fucker
[07:34am] [kickass_5] now I wont forget that

13:38 <Contempte> I just want you to know that I love you
13:38 <Contempte> and if we ever meet up, I'd certainly whisper in your ear.
13:38 * Contempte winks
13:38 <delivos> you may buy me gifts
13:38 <Contempte> we're not at that stage yet.
13:38 <Contempte> take it slow, turbo.
13:38 <delivos> FUCK YOU MAN
13:38 <Contempte> that's the first step
13:38 * Contempte slides pants down

[Conversation about CAPTCHAs]

<BJayD> it seems to me the difficult part isnt finding a good method that only humans can easily givea correct answer to, it's managing to automate the questions without getting bad samples
<TBF> "On a serious note, if you're blind, ask for some human assistance. "
<TBF> Blind people are humans.
<BJayD> or are they
<BJayD> alien clones that havent yet worked out how to emulate our eyes

<Arch__> (src: "Penn & Teller: War on Drugs") Cannabis has never killed anyone.
<millinao> Arch__, that's a bad argument, insider trading has never killed anyone

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<iTouchOz> a banana
<BJayD> thats what she said

<Chris> hi
<Lisa> hey
<Lisa> how do you spell death
<Lisa> as the cant hear one
<Chris> lol
<Chris> you're a dumb bitch hey
<Chris> its deaf
<Chris> :P
<Lisa> ohh yeahhhhh
<Lisa> lol