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[01:02pm] [indigoid] every time i've joined here lately it has been quiet :-(
[01:16pm] [Psyche^] Perl is dead. Or dying.
[01:24pm] [ubajas] http://isperlalive.com/ vs. http://isperldeadyet.com/
[01:24pm] [ubajas] They both argue very well, so it's hard to decide.

[04:17pm] [raidghost] enjoy the last minutes of easter!
[04:28pm] [DM8Mydog] raidghost, welcome to the internet, where timezones differ, and holidays differ as well.
[04:28pm] [DM8Mydog] easter is next week here
[05:04pm] [ubajas] Not even Jesus is the same!
[05:17pm] [DM8Mydog] they just couldn't decide which date to pick for a fictional event's celebration ubajas
[05:17pm] [go|dfish] fictional !?!

[07:58pm] [genio] heh : http://xkcd.com/530/ SFW
[08:08pm] [cwilbur] sudo osascript -e 'set volume 15'

[04:28am] [GutenTag] Can someone help me with a search phrase or point me in the right direction to create a windows shortcut to start my perl program?
[04:29am] [ubajas] Right-click and choose "create shortcut". :p
[04:29am] [ubajas] copy!
[04:29am] [ubajas] profit!

[04:17pm] [genio] Here's an odd story for you. We just got a server in from HP. Inside the box was a brand new, in the bag and labeled M14 30 round clip.
[04:28pm] [ubajas] M14? Isn't that a rifle?
[04:29pm] [genio] yes
[04:29pm] [ubajas] Too odd.
[04:29pm] [ubajas] HP may be a sophisticated terrorist cell.
[04:33pm] [BinGOs] perhaps if you buy a bigger server you actually get the M14 to go with that clip.

[03:06pm] [zaph] Is the book Programming the Perl DBI worth buying? Or can I just as easily read up on that info on the web?
[03:06pm] [ubajas] Buying books contributes to global warming.
[03:07pm] [tgr] and global warming kills baby seals
[03:07pm] [tgr] please, think of the baby seals :(

[04:34am] [Somni] haha, as much as you want to believe your marijuana addiction is just your way of self-medicating, it isn't
[04:34am] [Somni] er, ww

[06:25pm] [scott___] what are the most notable differences between php and perl?
[10:25pm] [indigoid] IMHO it's as simple as perl being full of win and awesome, and php being full of stinky dogshit.

[06:37am] [uri] oy
[06:37am] [uri] look, read bp first. then come back. burn the 21 days book for fuel
[06:37am] [uri] we can't teach you basic perl. do that yourself

[10:21am] [tgr] uri: you're sure the perl in 21 days book won't cause further global warming or kill seals? I suggest we put them in a radioactive-proof canister and bury it deep within the earth, or send it to the sun. Just to be on the safe side.
[10:43am] [drags] the oreilly learning perl, when applied in liberal doses on public transportation helped me quite a bit
[10:43am] [drags] then again I did want to name all my variables after the flinstones after reading it
[10:53am] [vague] I don't think shuffling the problem under the carpet for future generations to deal with, is such a good idea. Shoot for the stars in that case.
[10:54am] [drags] hah, as if the sun won't one day pay us back for harming it or one of it's brethren
[10:54am] [drags] it'll go supernova a million few millenia early for that shit

[02:37am] [CanyonMan] Well
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] I'm stuck in an endless loop.
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] It goes like this
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] WANT SOMETHING SWEET! eat something sweet. Mmmmm.
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] WANT SOMETHING SALTY! eat something salty. Mmmmmmm.
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] REPEAT

[02:40am] [ubajas] I can't help but notice salty has more "m"'s than sweet. Does this mean salty is superior to sweet?
[02:41am] [simcop238] i think it shows an ever increasing relationship, each iteration adds more m's, what i can't say is with what kind of curve
[02:52am] [Somni] CanyonMan: I think you should optimize your loop by eating something sweet and salty

[02:51am] [Bohart] i am looking for a perl programmer
[02:51am] [Bohart] preferably one who will hack my computer when i leave him alone, expecting him to dutifully complete his assignment
[02:51am] [Bohart] felons welcome
[02:52am] [go|dfish] PUJOL
[02:52am] [Bohart] ?
[02:57am]   »» devoice cwilbur devoiced Bohart in #perl
[02:57am] [cwilbur] get a life, loser.

[08:46pm] [go|dfish] Madness!
[08:46pm] [purl] STOP THE MADNESS! Unproductive discussions merely dig us deeper into the psychological pit of despair that makes us easy targets for Microsoftization.
[08:46pm] [go|dfish] Erm, yes.

  • #567
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-29 07:19:01
  • Origin: EFnet » #perl

[08:36am] [d4p0rnsta] hey i need help with hashes
[08:36am] [Thuryn] shoot
[08:36am] [Thuryn] HASHES ARE COOL
[08:36am] [Thuryn] YOU CAN KEEP STUFF IN THEM

[01:59am]   »» join p0rt (kbpc@foo.telnetd.org) [Internic Non-Profit Organization]
[01:59am]   »» voice Roderick voices p0rt in #perl
[02:00am] [p0rt] long time since i been here. :)
[02:00am] [reverend] it's alright, nobody missed you
[02:04am] [p0rt] obviously.
[02:04am] [p0rt] ;d
[02:04am] [purl] That's not *that* obvious.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] obviously
[02:56am] [purl] That's not *that* obvious.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] purl, yes it is
[02:56am] [purl] OK, Thuryn.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] ;)

[08:18pm] [genio] I'm in poorly done PHP hell. Shoot me. Shoot me now! Holy globals, batman!
[09:08pm] [cwilbur] /me shoots genio.
[09:11pm] [uri_] he's not dead yet!

[10:35pm]   »» join prefix (ujaolm@its.not.what.im.us.to) [Tonga]
[10:35pm] [prefix] 7553: 28: Syntax error: "&" unexpected
[10:35pm] [ubajas] Interesting.
[10:35pm] [purl] Yeah, like the Chinese curse.
[10:38pm]   «« part prefix [ujaolm@its.not.what.im.us.to]

[10:49pm] [Kyriel] America is filled with greedy, ignorant, people. Doesn't matter who is president.
[10:49pm] [cwilbur] america and I have a complicated relationship, but I wish it would stop getting drunk and texting me at 3 am.
[10:49pm] [cwilbur] the *world* is full of greedy, ignorant people.
[10:49pm] [Kyriel] I am filled, with, extra, commas, too.
[10:49pm] [Kyriel] I blame AMERICA

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