TOP 100-200 #mp3punk EFnet Quotes:

<crucials> waiting to have sex before you're married is like waiting to learn guitar til you find a band

<@subhuman> heard on the radio this morning that the creator or dnd died
<@subhuman> that's bound to be an interesting funeral
<@subhuman> you'll have 4800 fat guys casting sleep on his coffin

<crafmatik> one time
<crafmatik> i was biking, and i had to piss
<crafmatik> i thought i could piss while riding
<crafmatik> well that didnt work
<crafmatik> i pissed all over myself then fell down
<crafmatik> in the middle of the street

<Lep`> i have to download realplayer to view .ram
<Lep`> nothing is worse than downloading realplayer with your pants around your ankles

<xbleh> the best part about eating a vegetable is trying to put them back in the wheel chair yo.

<StArSeEd> jarheads suck
<StArSeEd> and they can't goddamn drive
<toasty-> i can drive
<madball> i thought you hit a fucking telephone pole toasty
<toasty-> no a tree

<Agent_Ink> i got 20 super bubbles in my mouth
<Bored`> canadians call those herpies

<@lilrixcat> i've been picking my nose and wiping it under this desk for 4 years, why isnt it covered in crusties?

<xbleh> whats the best part about fucking a 5 year old girl?
<xbleh> flipping her over and pretending she's a 5 year old boy.

<RyGaR> i wanna fuck the pink power ranger
<elph> I already have
<StArSeEd> painting your hand pink does not count

<RyGaR> My New Years' resolution is 1024x768

<StArSeEd> i feel really bad.. my deaf friend just msged me on ICQ and I told him to listen to my shoutcast

<nitocris> last time I did acid, it was at school, and we had a test when I was high. The next day it got handed back to us and I didn't even know i'd written it. I got like 12% on it 'cause all I was doing was making patterns on the answer sheet.

<StArSeEd> you think spraying my nuts with febreze was a good idea?

<@StArSeEd> a few times my ass has been so sore in the middle of a monster dump that I've been super tempted to just reach around and yank the turd out the rest of the way.. never have, though

<dr_bowman> pregnancy is like getting defeated by a miniboss

<inigo2> you know the worst thing about oink going under?
<inigo2> the last thing I downloaded from there was the new britney spears

* Boned is now known as o_--
* alexc is now known as borg_cube
* o_-- powers up the deflector shield
* borg_cube unleashes green beams at o_--
<o_--> e-bliss-er-ate-the-pol-e-tair-ian
<borg_cube> we are borg
<o_--> copy cat
<borg_cube> resistance is futile
<xDRUNKx> you guys are so gay

<veedub> im a vegan
<veedub> but i still like my steak sometimes
<veedub> and i like eggs for breakfast 2 times a week
<erin> so how are you a vegan?
<veedub> well i am when i dont eat
<veedub> meat

<Leach> RACIST ASSHOLE
<disolve> im not racist
<disolve> i got a color tv

<lilrixcat> feed you fuck you? damn who do you think i am, your mom?

<NoahPhex> Anybody here ever go through their dad's porno tape collection, popped in a tape, and saw their dad getting it on with somebody other than their mother?
<kep0ne> ive seen mpegs of them

<@Kloud9> i think my family tried to do a family tree book but stopped after they found inbreeding

<Boned> if satan wore a hairpiece, there would be hell toupee

<kep0ne> i hate using vaginal creams
<Bored`> for?
<kep0ne> for my genital warts

<kep0ne> twotones mom has a tatoo above her asscrack that says {Please remove all watches, jewelry and hats. Not responsible for lost merchandise.}

<Kloud9> anyone familar with visual basic
<glow-> are you making fun of my blindness

<Kloud9> lint doesnt want my sister
<Kloud9> shes to old
<Kloud9> and her mustache is to thick
<H0ax> he's into the what single digits?

<Leach> Micro and Soft?
<vapid> aka. Small and Limp

<lilrixcat> my shit is slow unless i eat ice cream on a full stomach
<lilrixcat> then it's liquid lightning

<LilRotten> root beer is made for black people?

<Lint> ive always wanted to nail a dead kid to a wall and beat it with a bat..

<Momar> anyone know how to make syrup? the cough syrup kind that rappers rap about?

<namcoPunk> damn popular slang
<namcoPunk> confusing shit
<namcoPunk> fuck bling bling--gimme the word "sparkle" any time

* StArSeEd tries to forget seeing his dad standing in front of the TV at 5am stroking it to scrambled porn

* wig puts his finger on the +b button
<chadamir> you have a button on your comp labeled +B what is it a russian keyboard or something ?!

<@f_c_l_ss> they have anti aircraft missiles?
<+tragic> dunno. i think they have that camel with its nuts on the treestump, missile in its mouth... and a sandnig hits the nuts with a mallet

*** Topic changed to "<JerkNinja> exar has nipple mullets | <Bored-> i have nipple dreads"

<AdamB0MB> should i take my cheap-ass UPS to school?
<Kloud9> fuck ups
<Kloud9> fed ex is where its at

<Agent_Ink> i hate eminem
<Agent_Ink> he dissed on one of my fave white rap groups
<Agent_Ink> icp

<Agent_Ink> ive been on the phone for like 5 hours with this chick talking about sex most of the time
<sXeKungFu> how much did that cost you?

<Aliketh> I am but a sea sponge in comparison to your vast coral reef of coolness.

<ALT[PPT]> see a patter?
<ALT[PPT]> pattern
<ALT[PPT]> dammirt

<araby> fuck my hair looks good. if only there was just one girl who liked emo in this city to appreciate it

<Bored> i dont think veganism is a belief
<detention> what is it then
<StArSeEd> a disease

<Bored> i feel my tits and pretend there a womans
<Bored> its almost real
<Bored> except for the 6" hair around my nipples

<Bored> if you pee'd on a spinning chair and gently tapped your penis we could call you Mr Sprinkler
<Bored> ch ch ch ch ch chchchhchchchch

<Bored`> dialup bot would be elite
<Bored`> if it didnt timeout all the time heh
<JerkNinja> except when the admin's mom says
<JerkNinja> "GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!"

<Bored`> fuck
<Bored`> im dripping sweat
<Tourch9> from what?
<Bored`> cleaning

<Bored`> i dress up my computer like a guy, and pretend its my friend

<Bored`> I'm no hotdog fan, but thats one tasty wiener you've got there...

<Bored`> there all fucking females dipshit, thats why there called ladybugs

<bowmaan> bitchx is neat
* Bored` cores bowmaan
<bowmaan> cores?
*** bowmaan (unknown@ci721404-a.grnvle1.sc.home.com) Quit (EOF of client)

<bowmaan> i hate it
<bowmaan> when you go to look for mature porn
<bowmaan> and theyre always fat
<bowmaan> i want them OLD not fat.

<bowmaan> well, my computer IS god...but it was being a jew just a second ago, figures. :/

<budhead> playing around with linux is as exciting as reading the bible

<chim-chim> whats the pass to that site
<chim-chim> ns1.jynx.net
<NoahPhex> umm... ...we were talking about a nameserver, hence the ns1
<chim-chim> i dont get it
<chim-chim> oh well

<Cjunky`> get a athlon way cheaper than amd...for sure

<crafmatik> this one fat chick was givin me head
<crafmatik> and it made a "POP" sound
<crafmatik> like when you suck a sucker too hard
<crafmatik> but then she broek down crying
<crafmatik> and decided she was a lesbian
<crafmatik> I've had bad luck

<crucials> rm -rf /bin/laden

<Cylencer> hold down ALT and type FAXMACHINE
*** |ReBeL| has quit IRC (ircN 7.24 + 7.0 for mIRC (22.00))

<Deride> how the hell do you rip your face only open like that? looks like he was giving superman a blowjob and he shot a load through his face

<DrZaius> FUCK!! I forgot i had water boiling and the pan dried up and stuck to the burner
<DrZaius> i wanted Ramen noodles :(
<kep0nito> ahahahah you fucked up ramen noodles
<kep0nito> who the fuck fucks up ramen

<erin> last night.. i smoked weed with some girl from school i dont really know.. and we were outside in the woods and she is kind of a junior baker.. and we got so baked and she peed her pants... so i just left her

<Errol> all nuking will do is create a race of mutant arabian monsters capable of leveling buildings with their bare hands

<H0ax> i wish i were a lego
<H0ax> plastic crotch means no hair stuck in teeth!! it is a lego miracle!

<hectate> all of your grammar are belong to bad.

<james-> no he got drunk and his parents caught him
<james-> it was funny though cause he was so wasted that he went to a parking lot and took a shit right in the middle of the parking lot
<Sublimed> thats too dumb to be real
<james-> not to dumb for mindburn

<Jellikit> fuck i am pissed
<Jellikit> i am so pissed i cant get it up
<Jellikit> and i wanna beat off

<Jellikit> there's ONE good thing to come out of america...
<Jellikit> and that's the fucking road to canada

<JerkRdnce> I would laugh at bill gates' death if he had been crushed by a giant windows logo in an earthquake, yes

[03:38] <josedawg> anyone here have fake id templates?
[03:39] <hook_up> i use fake id's so i can vote
[03:39] <josedawg> i need it to get liquor

<Kloud9> ya...thats what happens when you arent responsible
<Kloud9> you get blue balls
<Kloud9> mine were like 5 inches long

<Leach> "Sweet Jesus!" whimpered the blue-eyed bisexual budgie as the insatiable hunchback diddled her throbbing paps and squeezed his throbbing cod into her tight throat.

<Leach> 02_i_hate_myself_-_less_than_nothing.mp3
<alix> is all punk like really loud gay guitar sounds, w/ a quiet whiny guy singing?

<Leach> hi
<Leach> aloha
<budhead> bongiorno
<Leach> salut
<Leach> bienvenue
<budhead> bom dia = portuguese
<riddance> HeLlO tO mEeTiNg YoU?!??!?!!? = quebeccian

<lilrixcat> but noooo i had to get a pussy
<lilrixcat> what the hell can i do with that?
<lilrixcat> i cant walk around and sit on people's faces

<lint`> french.. what a gay language.. heh.. backwards its spelled hcnerf hahahahah

<molee> I'm a big flaming homo! look at me!
* molee burns like a brush fire

<nitocris> i'm seeing like 6 of everything
<nitocris> I should've stopped eating when I got to 9 grams
<nitocris> I ate 12 grams in total

<GlowingEmber[a]> How fast is your dump?
<|ReBeL|> I dunno, it depends on what I eat

<@ATG`> oh man, that crayon didn't sit too well

<ATG> Tourch9: got pics for me?
<Tourch9> she's in the shower
<Tourch9> ill get em when she's out
<Lint`> get em now :)
<ATG> get em now!
<Tourch9> my webcam doesnt go that far
<Lint`> Tourch9..next time you bone her, do it in front of your're webcam.
<Tourch9> eww lint, he's talkin about my sister

<Bored-> the things i do for porno
<Lint|h1Gh> you ever SUCK DICK FOR PORNO?
<Bored-> yeah
<Bored-> no

<bowmaan> today is National Decision Day
<chadamir> I decide your gay

<detention> don't ya just hate it when you're a preteen smoker alone in the house and your grandma's packs of menthols are the only cigarettes laying around?

<Ezikiel> Girls are so lame... if i had boobies i'd expect people to take liberties

<glow-> (File Serve Online) Trigger:(/quit masturbating) Note:(ToNs oF pUnK FuLL AlBuMs!!!!) «~{Polaris IRC}~»
*** Quits: YOLT` (masturbating)

<glow-> i think women should have a third breast on their back, so you have something to hold while dancing.

<glow> http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php?id=473095
<detention> haha
<detention> WTF thats sick man dont you have anything better to do !!! gah
<detention> sigh..
<detention> everyone's afraid of the penis

<H0ax> would u suspend a student if they mooned you?.... say ur the teacher
<Bored`> did you moon someone and get suspended?
<H0ax> yea...

<JCamel> i thought god was straightedge?
<JesusGod> thou shalt not commit laundry

<JCamel> NoahPhex: do somemore mp3s and send them to me...i am going to put all this shit in a folder and on a website
<StArSeEd> better yet put em in a mug under your bed to get all moldy like your cum
<JCamel> hehe, who does that?
<xbleh> me

<JCamel> wow, i just realized that my dick is the most tanned part of my body...
<Galaxxian> I think it was from when he tried to root a toaster

<jdk> dude jerkninja comeon its the first time ive shot on a chicks face i gotta tell someone
<muel> leave the kindergarten kids alone

<Jellikit> i dont like the term pedophile
<Jellikit> i prefer kiddy fucker

<Jellikit> Monty Python is nearly as nerdy as Star Trek & Linux

<M|ndgamE> lol.. you know what?... this is the only chan that i chat in where i leave feeling like crap cuz everyone gangs up on me and cusses me

<Bored`> I like punk rock and screaming hardcore. I'm a Christian. I'm straight-edge that means I don't get drunk, have sex, and do drugs, which Christians shouldn't do anyway. I don't need some trash to make me feel good.

<Faust69> FACE TO FACE CONCERT IN TWO HOURS!!!
<Faust69> be there :P
<knucklz> i'll be there...with a pipe to beat those wusses asses into a pulp
<knucklz> i hope snapcase eats those pansies
<knucklz> anyone have that lenny kravitz again song from howard stern acoustic?