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[02:49pm] [magikjasm] how can i tell the difference between a physical cookie and a session cookie? .. document.cookie
[02:51pm] [dirk103] if you can eat it, it's a physical cookie
[02:51pm] [ajaks] (:

[03:41pm] [equivoc] any US-american native speakers around?
[03:42pm] [TBF] Just remove u from colour and modify s to z and you're in en-US mode
[03:42pm] • TBF ducks

[06:35pm] [[ric]] did you hear about the two neutrons who went into a pub
[06:35pm] [[ric]] one says, "I think I've dropped an electron somewhere"
[06:35pm] [[ric]] the other says "are you sure?"
[06:35pm] [[ric]] the first one replies, "yes, I'm possitive"
[06:35pm] • Dashiva gives [ric] a F- in nuclear physics
[06:35pm] [[ric]] booo
[06:36pm] [Dashiva] Surely you mean atom. Neutrons don't have electrons.
[06:36pm] [[ric]] actually you are right
[06:36pm] [[ric]] but don't worry I don't blame you for screwing up my joke
[06:36pm] [[ric]] wh0re

[10:36am] [[ric]] you know, I think less and less actual JS gets discussed on here
[10:46am] [sh0] what's a good free cd burn program for xp ?

[10:41pm]   »» join porkch0p (herbalist@76.70.113.105) [Unknown]
[10:41pm] [porkch0p] oh gawd
[10:41pm] [porkch0p] that horrid
[10:42pm] [porkch0p] hope its werkin for ya
[10:41pm] [metateck] who the hell are you talking to

[08:14am] [bcow] http://stackoverflow.com/
[08:24am] [dudrenov] By the time you ask the question, and wait for an answer, you would have figured it out.
[08:24am] [dudrenov] bcow: you managed to ruin my day wit that site, thanks!
[08:24am] • bcow kicks dudrenov in the balls
[08:25am] [dudrenov] My only consolidation is that the day is almost over
[08:25am] [dudrenov] bcow: I'm married.
[08:25am] [dudrenov] Balls are long gone

[02:21am] [TBF] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRwPSFpLX8I
[02:39am] [dudrenov] is that real?
[02:40am] [bcow] ya
[02:41am] [dudrenov] So Ted Stevens was right
[02:41am] [dudrenov] Internet is a series of tubes
[02:42am] [dudrenov] Only they are used for cooling

[04:29pm] [Teratogen] {}o_0{} <= what is this?
[04:30pm] [[ric]] d[O.O]b
[04:31pm] [Arrakis] hallow strange character face people
[04:32pm] [Teratogen] {}o_0{} <= what is this? it's a snow crab!
[04:32pm] • Arrakis nom nom noms the snow crap
[04:33pm] [Arrakis] crab
[04:38pm] [[ric]] no, I think you were right the first time
[04:39pm] [Arrakis] fu
[04:39pm] [Arrakis] :(

[12:53] <[ric]> .msg inch op N1ch0las
[12:53] <[ric]> heh
[12:54] * inCh sets mode: +o [ric]
[12:54] <[ric]> maybe I should swap passwords :)

[12:20am] [DX^] What's a light blog I can integrate into my design
[12:21am] [TBF] echo "your blog post" >> blog.html
[12:21am] [TBF] To start a afresh, accidently drop one of the >s

<Teratogen> Trancer, do you eat horse meat?
<Trancer> If it tastes good

[03:36pm] [_ric_] yeh, it's true, thing is I'm always so tired from doing yer maw
[03:36pm] [_ric_] a very demanding woman
[03:38pm] [Mediator] Yeah, I taught her well.
[03:38pm] [_ric_] you must be a fat lad though
[03:38pm] [_ric_] as she's ruined down there
[03:38pm] [_ric_] like a 4 lane pileup
[03:38pm] [Mediator] Oh, it is fat enough, allright...
[03:39pm] [Mediator] I'm hung like a baby.
[03:39pm] [Mediator] 52 cm and 9 pounds.

[10:51am] [DefiantN] can I save an array in a cookie?
[10:52am] [Segaja] DefiantN: if you somehow flatten the array
[10:52am] [DefiantN] hmmm
[10:52am] [TBF] Smells like a task for JSON
[10:52am] [Segaja] something like key1=val1,key2=val2
[10:53am] [Segaja] and than later when you read the cookie you have to convert that string back into an array
[10:53am] [DefiantN] Perhaps I should just use a sequence of cookies
[10:56am] • DefiantN wonders how this 'simple java project' turned into 240 lines of code
[10:56am] [TBF] Because you failed to read the assignment?
[10:56am] [TBF] Java is not Javascript
[10:56am] • TBF slaps DefiantN with some wet noodles

[04:30am] [Lucent] hmm, something is wrong with my site in ie8
[04:30am] [Lucent] it's holding at 20% cpu when i'm doing nothing
[04:31am] [Lucent] has to do with a resize event
[04:31am] [spank] use a <table> tag
[04:31am] [spank] solves everything

[03:06pm] [[ric]] guns and god and gays
[03:06pm] [[ric]] that's the sticker Arrakis has on his trailer
[03:07pm] [Blade`] [ric]: 3G?

[03:14pm] • Arrakis slaps [ric] around a big with a flaming homosexual fag
[03:14pm] [Arrakis] s/big/bit/
[03:15pm] [[ric]] yeh, interesting you spelt homosexual right
[03:15pm] [[ric]] probably a word you use a lot .. ;)

[04:37pm] [[ric]] I think I will waste the rest of the day by drawing rude ascii
[04:37pm] [[ric]] ( . )( . )
[04:38pm] [[ric]] B====D - -
[04:38pm] [[ric]] right, that's all the rude ascii I know
[04:38pm] [Dashiva] What's so rude about oranges and happy jews?
[04:40pm] [[ric]] happy jew?
[04:40pm] [[ric]] B====D ?
[04:41pm] [Dashiva] Glasses, big nose, happy smile?
[04:42pm] [Dashiva] :(

[11:34am] [Mediator] Well, do you know what the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus is?
[11:34am] [[ric]] there is no difference
[11:34am] [[ric]] both should be spat on
[11:34am] [Mediator] It took only one nail to hang up the picture.

<yossarian> and anyway, punishing opera users is like farting in an empty room
<yossarian> they only punish themselves

[04:20pm] [[ric]] http://p3m.org/pef/3045
[04:20pm] [[ric]] that, is the shared MP3 drive of my colleague
[04:20pm] [[ric]] it's the perfect example of leeching anything you can
[04:20pm] [[ric]] leaving you with a really shitty collection
[04:20pm] [[ric]] with the odd gem
[04:21pm] [[ric]] it's like the lad has gone in to a music shop, stripped naked, covered himself in glue then rolled around the bargain bin

[02:33pm] [Mediator] E_TUESDAY
[02:40pm] [HM2K] E_GREETING
[02:43pm] [bjornd] E_ALL_CAPS_NICKS
[02:57pm] [Arrakis] E_ZOMG
[02:58pm] [Dashiva] EUNDERSCOREINERROR
[03:01pm] [Jumper] E_EEEE
[03:02pm] [bjornd] E_MOVIE_NAME_IN_NICK
[03:05pm] [mite] E_LET_IT_GO
[03:06pm] [Blade`] E_WTF?
[03:14pm] [[ric]] E_MC2
[03:15pm] [Dashiva] E_YOUR_EQUALS_SIGN_SEEMS_TO_BE_FEELING_DOWN
[03:15pm] [[ric]] E_BYGUM
[03:15pm] [[ric]] only the brits will get that
[03:15pm] [mite] this is quite possibly the nerdiest thing ever to happen on irc.
[03:16pm] [[ric]] mite, careful now, we can be considerably nerdier than that
[03:16pm] [mite] hehe
[03:16pm] [[ric]] con-siderably
[03:17pm] [bjornd] l-ol

<@yossarian> innerHTML serializes the DOM, you shouldn't expect to get back exactly what you put in

<matthewk> ok, thanks for that yoss. i didn't expect that
<x0b> might burn when you pee
<x0b> when you get it out

[12:02pm] [Blade`] and what do you consider racist?
[12:03pm] [Blade`] what were they saying
[12:03pm] [Blade`] as its completely ear of the beholder really
[12:03pm] [[ric]] well when the guy says black girls should stick bananas up their cunts and if it comes out half eaten they are pregenant

<sh0> i dont get it; america is supposed to be the land of the free
<sh0> but you're not free fuck whoever you like in the asshole

[14:14] * ufk_ (~ufk@mail.crazymind.co.il) has joined #javascript
[14:14] <ufk_> join #postfix
[14:14] <TBF> No, join #qmail!
[14:14] * Jumper sets mode: +b *!*@mail.crazymind.co.il
[14:14] * ufk_ was kicked by inJury (Banned)
[14:14] <TBF> Jumper, he forgot / command
[14:14] <@Jumper> oh
[14:14] <TBF> Don't think that was MTA channel spam
[14:14] * Jumper sets mode: -b *!*@mail.crazymind.co.il
[14:15] <TBF> He's also IRCing from his mail server, heh