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[02:10am] [michael_p] can a brick be a block also
[02:11am] [loadstr] yes
[02:11am] [loadstr] and if you'd like i can hit you upside the head with both

[04:23pm] [anubis1^] hey, i need some help basics ;-)
[04:23pm] [mrmaths] whats up man I will try
[04:23pm] [anubis1^] i've got this design: http://cllex.com/layout.png
[04:24pm] [mrmaths] oh yes a 404 error design very classic

[09:39pm] [JJ08_] virgins vaginas look like macdonalds plain burgers, used vaginas look like burgers with 10 pieces of bacon hanging out the bun.

[17:27pm] JJ08: Java is nice because it works on all OS's. It's like saying Anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
[17:27pm] maZtah: ouch.

[02:29am] [HaRbY] how can i crop an image using css?
[02:30am] [HaRbY] can i crop an image inside <img></img> ??
[02:30am] [G1nx] you have images inside <img></img> ?
[02:30am] [HaRbY] yeap
[02:30am] [HaRbY] and i need to crop it
[02:30am] [HaRbY] :/
[02:30am] [G1nx] then go learn html thanks!

[00:51] a[K]a: damn man… I can't wait for my chick to come over… her period is over!
[00:51] a[K]a: THE DOORS ARE NOW OPEN!

[14:43]Arrakis: u suck at role playing
[14:43] Arrakis: fial!
[14:43] Arrakis: fail! even

[23:22] G1nx: FUCK
[23:22] G1nx: my dog pissed in my shoe

[11:30am] [sexyJ] anybody good with ie7 ?
[11:30am] [erf] I am, I can totally change tabs and load websites

[04:55pm] [_SkyNET_] Anyone know how you can make a space between border and padding?

[12:26pm] [Shurik0wn] how can i write a text on a picture?
[12:26pm] [traxo] sharpie

[08:51pm] [hep`] rounded corners? best to use css or ajax?

[18:20:52] <@nevrasc> The Web is not just for the techy or the 1st world countries. It infrastructure and the fundamental purpose of the Web is built to be 'accessible' for everyone.
[18:21:13] <@nevrasc> That is why you can still use Lynx or a simple telnet connection.

[03:45pm] [trevor] 09:32 < Arrakis> ythen ur doingsomething wrong
[03:45pm] [trevor] 09:32 < Arrakis> or bnot saying everything
[03:45pm] [trevor] durrr, durrr, special typing, Arrakis?
[03:46pm] [trevor] looks like you type with your ass cheeks :p

[10:30am] [JJ08] reisio: would have thought you would have played about with symfony. You not use any php frameworks?
[10:30am] [reisio] PHP framework
[10:30am] [reisio] like piling pieces of dog shit up into a model of the coloseum

[03:57am]   »» join Sek9 (~me@207.10.103.162) [Unknown]
[03:58am] [Sek9] evening all. Or morning, afternoon if you aren't in an eveninz time zone.
[03:58am] [Sek9] evening*
[03:59am] [Sek9] So I am a little confused about something and was hoping someone might be able to help with a question.
[04:00am] [reisio] Sek9: shoot
[04:01am] [Sek9] one sec, wife called
[04:46am] [Sek9] ok, well she is gonna talk my damn ear off with non-sense so I will have to come back and ask tomorrow.
[04:47am] [Sek9] thanks anyway

[06:20am] [kickass_6] I only accept major credit cards, you know, I like how it feels going up my crack and you retrying over and over banging my number pad

[04:19am] [TBF] http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/things_to_say_during_sex.gif
[04:21am] [dew] hmm
[04:21am] [dew] i've been known to say thanks.
[04:21am] [dew] ..
[04:21am] [dew] that's wierd, isn't it?
[04:21am] [Arrakis] yes dew..
[04:21am] [kickass_6] its not weird
[04:21am] [kickass_6] its what you normally say after paying for a service

[06:02pm] [TBF] I don't personally get why you even bother with this HTML markalrky
[06:02pm] [TBF] I use BMPs for all of my sites powered using image maps
[06:02pm] [TBF] I find it works very well.

[06:02pm] [TBF] That's how I roll' son!

[08:16pm] [nobby_s] Any web designers in here?
[08:16pm] [nobby_s] professional jub available
[08:17pm] [dew] i like the way the typo conveys the professionalism so profoundly
[08:18pm] [nobby_s] I like the way your name is dew, and you sound like you are trying to be smarter than you are, like DEWey from Family Guy
[08:19pm] [dew] holy shit dude, that's straight from the 'monkey island' school of insults
[08:20pm] [nobby_s] Why are you swearing? Calm down and do something more constructive :)

[08:25pm] [jasona] my code is 1.0 xhtml.. what is the equivalent of img align? (align is reported outdated)

[03:22am]   »» ban G1nx bans *!*googled@75.142.179.*
[03:22am]   «« kick cssling has kicked Arrakis (Banned)
[03:23am]   »» unban G1nx unbans *!*googled@75.142.179.*
[03:23am]   »» join Arrakis (googled@75.142.179.235) [Unknown]
[03:23am] [Arrakis] whewpssssssssssssssss
[03:23am] [kickass_6] hehe been there, done that
[03:23am] [Arrakis] so any social security numbers, references to alien technology, etc
[03:23am] [Arrakis] please disregard it okay
[03:24am] [Arrakis] how many lines got pasted?
[03:24am] [kickass_6] 8
[03:24am] [Arrakis] damn
[03:24am] [Arrakis] little under 1/2 of what was in the paste buffer
[03:24am] [Arrakis] so where were we?
[03:25am] [kickass_6] you were touching my penis…
[03:25am] [Arrakis] right
[03:25am] [Arrakis] then you told everybody i had herpes
[03:25am] • Arrakis punches kickass_6's penis
[03:25am] • kickass_6 just came a little

[03:42am] [sezky] how do i find the <head></head> tags for a ?page_id# ?

[07:04pm] «« kick G1nx has kicked Polo (fark off [kick count:92])
[07:05pm] [G1nx] oh almost at 100
[07:05pm] [akr^] what happens at 100
[07:05pm] [akr^] perm ban? :p
[07:05pm] [G1nx] no then i'll aim for 200
[07:06pm] [G1nx] which frankly seems to be like the most logical thing to do
[07:07pm] [akr^] not very productive tho, logical would be ban at kick count :2
[07:07pm] [akr^] but thats just me ;P
[07:08pm] [G1nx] why is that more logical ?
[07:08pm] [akr^] why is kicking somebody 200 time logical?
[07:08pm] [G1nx] i never kicked anyone 200 times
[07:08pm] [G1nx] that's a total count you idiot
[07:08pm] • G1nx facepalm
[07:09pm] [akr^] not a big difference
[07:09pm] [G1nx] yea let me see how you're going to attempt to dig yourself out of that one
[07:09pm] [akr^] lol
[07:09pm] [akr^] FINE

12:07 < d0gMa> [04:14:57] say "hello" in room if your not gay
12:07 < d0gMa> [04:15:01] "hello"
12:07 <+Bored> [04:16:11] this is not a 'room'
12:07 < d0gMa> [04:26:09] your still gay

[12:08] <XB23> how do i fix a div to the bottom of a page
[12:08] <XB23> even if the page scrolls down
[12:08] <kickass_6> with <magic type="voodoo"></magic>

[10:22] <nuth> you know what builds confidence? a gun

[01:25pm] [SJR] "The optional longer description for the photo will be created by: The longdesc attribute on the thumbnail image, if provided" <- time to get my slapping stick out

[10:10pm] [hgfh] http://********.com/?recruit=455132
[10:10pm] [hgfh] http://********.com/?recruit=455132
[10:10pm] «« part hgfh [ggfh@180-230.orbital.evo.bg]
[10:10pm] [reisio] oh man I'm totally going to click on that
[10:10pm] [reisio] gebus could they make it more obvious :p
[10:10pm] [wwwp] i clicked but since it didnt load in the first two seconds i cancelled it
[10:11pm] [wwwp] its some online mmo
[10:11pm] [wwwp] thingy
[10:11pm] [wwwp] meh
[10:11pm] [wwwp] :p
[10:11pm] [reisio] yeah he gets some sort of credit for people that visit
[10:11pm] [wwwp] am i new to css when i only recently found out display:block; is very handy

[07:10am] [prash] any idea how to convert html table to css?
[07:11am] [reisio] prash: text editor

[02:03pm] [MrBrush] Does anyone know why list-style-type: decimal doesn't work in IE6?
[02:05pm] [reisio] MrBrush: yes, I know why
[02:05pm] [MrBrush] can you tell me?
[02:05pm] [reisio] MrBrush: yes, I can tell you
[02:05pm] [MrBrush] reisio: why is it?
[02:05pm] [reisio] …why is what?
[02:06pm] [reisio] oh
[02:06pm] [MrBrush] reisio: why is list-style-type not wokring on ul's in IE6?
[02:06pm] [reisio] because you're doing it wrong!

[03:20am] [b0xa] incase any1 was wondering: <?php $UA = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; $SF = strstr($UA, 'Safari'); if ($SF) { echo '<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="safari.css">'; } ?>

[04:35am] [TBF] Just in case you're not aware, in terms of SEO, forming unique FQDNs is not a smart idea.
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] FQDNs?
[04:36am] [TBF] http://alabama.index-classifieds.com/ , http://alaska.index-classifieds.com/ , http://example.index-classifieds.com/ , etc are considered seperate sites and have their own site index.
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] yes i am well aware of that
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] so?
[04:36am] [TBF] You're spreading the pontential of a large site index over to much smaller indexes
[04:36am] [TBF] ALL of those "sites" will have to get excellent trust to have a large index allocated to them instead of just one main site having a good quality trust.
[04:37am] [t0pGuN] seo is not why im here
[04:37am] [t0pGuN] if you want we can chat about it in private
[04:37am] [TBF] Heh, you threatening me because I said optional help?
[04:37am] • TBF gets lemon juice and razors ready
[04:38am] [t0pGuN] no no because subdomains are helpful
[04:38am] [t0pGuN] and i dont believe what your saying is correct
[04:38am] [TBF] Ok
[04:39am] [t0pGuN] do you run any sites?
[04:39am] [TBF] No, I have no interest in Web development.
[04:40am] [TBF] Just sort came in here looking for Counterstrike map help and got stuck
[04:40am] [TBF] ;(

[04:28pm] [Polarbeer] absolute is positioned at the specified coordinates relative to its containing block. How do I specify the block? I tried putting display: block; on the the div tag with the item in it, but didn't work

[11:20pm] [Sdym] Trancer, you are webdesigner for entreprise?
[11:20pm] [Trancer] Sdym: no, I do automated reporting and business intelligence
[11:20pm] [Trancer] Sdym: I hardly bother with webdesign
[11:20pm] [Sdym] hehe, impressive :)
[11:20pm] [Trancer] (with the exception of some dashboard styling in CSS)
[11:20pm] [Sdym] business intelligence = such ebay ?
[11:20pm] [Trancer] nah, datamining
[11:21pm] [Trancer] I work for a market research agency
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we gather a shitload of data
[11:21pm] [Trancer] say.. about people who likes bananas
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we also have information about people liking pink ponies
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we can figure out if there is a trend that if pink pony lovers will start eating more bananas

<Lope> could someone plz help me with this? i changed the id definitions to class, and now its not working

[06:47am] [Jason_] <div id="a" class="b"> styling is #a.b? … my editor tells me it's wrong..
[06:47am] [Jason_] is my editor lying?

[09:14pm] [JJ08] wooo £2.00 up from online poker
[09:15pm] [JJ08] that will pay for tomorrows milk and newspaper. Ha Ha

[12:28am] [TBF] http://www.pricelessfunnypictures.com/thumbs/original/spot-the-intruder-238324.jpg
[12:28am] [TBF] Almost kinda feel sorry
[12:29am] [Tempus] aawwww
[12:30am] [Tempus] She probably discovered ¢50 burgers at McD
[12:31am] [TBF] heh
[12:31am] [TBF] You know, this may be the very first time I've ever seen a cent character used on IRC ever I think

[10:50am] [Dustcrazy] I need an image in the background, not background image, but in the left bottom coroner behind everthing else. Can anyone help me?

[08:58pm] [hank_] but when i try to put it in a 160 by like 600 px box it wont work properly
[08:59pm] [hank_] i mean it works but not smoothly
[09:08pm] [delivos] sand the edges
[09:08pm] [delivos] maybe grease it a little
[09:08pm] [delivos] try some wd40

[11:51:57] <obert> http://obertfsp.com/wordpress/2009/03/02/css-x-y-center-a-block-element-into-a-block-element-with-known-height/ :)
[11:53:30] <oholic> what? an ontopic url?
[11:53:34] <oholic> urgh
[11:53:38] <oholic> I went to that too

[05:25pm] [Arrakis] man what about my part aka about Digital mingy
[05:25pm] [Arrakis] :(
[05:25pm] [Arrakis] s/about//

[05:26pm] [Ox40Work] Arrakis: "man what my part aka digital mingy"?
[05:26pm] [Arrakis] ?
[05:26pm] [Ox40Work] <Arrakis> s/about//
[05:26pm] [Arrakis] o9h
[05:26pm] [Arrakis] man
[05:26pm] [Arrakis] just fuck off

[05:09pm] [F4rl4nd] hey
[05:09pm] [F4rl4nd] is there any m3 lovers?
[05:10pm] [nevrasc] I think you are in the wrong channel
[05:10pm] [nevrasc] #seo or #cars
[05:11pm] [nevrasc] Common #seo topics are: cars, drugs, penises, ,mothers, money
[05:11pm] [nevrasc] Oh, and seo

[08:45pm] [Bored] my penis is 8 1/2 em
[08:46pm] [TBF] At what resolution?
[08:46pm] • TBF ducks
[08:46pm] [kickass_6] Bored: still need zoom to see it though :P
[08:47pm] [Bored] doh
[08:47pm] • Bored display: hidden;

[12:20:36] <koltroll> Stupied fucking kid in free willy
[12:20:59] <koltroll> he so has no clue on why willy is acting the way he is.
[12:21:08] <@G1nx> yea who bloody frees a free willy when you got one
[12:21:14] <@G1nx> that movie made no sense at all
[12:21:31] <@G1nx> the worst part is when i found out the movie was about a fucking orca
[12:21:41] <@G1nx> that really turned me off ;(

[23:27] <G1nx> wtf is a child support ?

[09:48pm] [__sublime] you should dread my mind
[09:48pm] [__sublime] read

[20:29] Arrakis: you're supposed to laugh when i say the joke
[20:29] Arrakis: not 2 hours later
[20:29] MrWax: lolllllll
[20:29] • JJ08 invokes the laugh function
[20:29] MrWax: seriously
[20:30] MrWax: help me
[20:30] JJ08: An exception was thrown

[08:29pm] [Hierofant] anyone have a tutorial for spacing out nested <div>'s?
[08:30pm] [nuth] spacing out?
[08:30pm] [pjkix] what?
[08:30pm] [dew] margin and padding, dude
[08:30pm] [pjkix] u need a tutorial for that?
[08:31pm] [nuth] it's good we have have dew who can speak retard

[04:54pm] [JJ08] I remember seeing this women doing the caravan port on the back of a car once on xtube.
[04:54pm] [JJ08] wtf am I calling it a port, its not a computer. Its a male connector on the back of a car

[20:11:39] <Arrakis> well pedophilia by our standards where 15-18 is legal

19:39 < loadstr> hey there's a lot of homosexual men using the alias 'Janet'...
19:40 < Janet> fuck you jerks
19:40 < Janet> what makes you think im gay other than my nick
19:41 < Janet> I use profanity, I fuck other men and I cant use CSS

[09:11am] [Blaenk] reisio: you there?
[09:11am] [reisio] reisio: speak up, man!
[09:15am] [Defcon] reisio: how is everyone?
[09:17am] [reisio] some of my personalities are down, some are up
[09:17am] [reisio] some need to take a leak
[09:17am] [reisio] Defcon: you?

[02:26pm] [medulla] see the banner inside the article in the left here: http://localhost/ladaat/article.php?do=viewarticle&articleid=2843 ? i need the text to also wrap above it, how do i fix that?

[08:19pm] [programax] hey guys
[08:19pm] [programax] I wondered if I could get some advice about navigation
[08:20pm] [programax] as is I'm doing something that I believe is terrible (and we are at the point of remaking so I would like to fix it)
[08:20pm] [programax] from the homepage you click online inventory, then a manufacturer like bussmann, then next, next, next until you find the fuse you want
[08:20pm] [programax] but each page gets less and less page rank passed to it
[08:21pm] [programax] so I'm pretty sure by the time you get to page 10 the page won't even be indexed by google
[08:21pm] [programax] (plus it's a pain for the user)
[08:21pm] [programax] alternatively you could home -> online inventory -> product type, like fuse, instead of manufacturer -> next, next, next
[08:21pm] [programax] to find the same fuse. So there are two ways to find the same fuse

[08:21pm] [programax] not sure if that part is good or bad
[08:22pm] [programax] so, I've come up with a few alternatives I like, but I would like to run them past you guys and get feedback
[08:23pm] [programax] home -> bussmann (manufacturer) -> catalog group like FRN -> specific item like FRN 10
[08:23pm] [programax] that way there is a shorter list of pages, no next, next, next
[08:23pm] [programax] because bussmann only has perhaps 100 catalog groups in total
[08:24pm] [programax] and within any given catalog group are only a few amperage's
[08:24pm] [programax] the downside to that is…what if someone doesn't know the manufacturer? They can't continue
[08:25pm] [programax] so I have an alternative where you can choose a product type (fuse/fuse block/etc) OR manufacturer to try to narrow down the catalog groups
[08:25pm] [programax] I think that's easier for the user. And taking it further maybe I could just keep narrowing and narrowing
[08:25pm] [programax] but that makes the urls a little more difficult to manage I think
[08:25pm] [programax] (I read that over 2 variables passed in and google won't index it)
[08:30pm] [programax] oh wow, uhh…thought this was #seo :D saw the 3-letter channel name and brain-farted

[00:56] qom: http://misantropi.se/_gustav/?page_id=5 - can't figure out how to get rid of the grey background beneath the red line, it should look like this: http://misantropi.se/_gustav/
[00:56] JJ08: qom: you tried paint?

[10:55am] [ZeBubba] hey is the counter strike source channel?
[10:56am] [MontyMax] http://faq.css-standards.org/
[10:56am] [ZeBubba] HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:56am] [ZeBubba] Anyone in here?
[10:57am] [MontyMax] no computer science
[10:57am] [ZeBubba] what?
[10:58am] [MontyMax] this is not for counter strike, it's for computer science questions
[10:58am] [ZeBubba] ah
[10:58am] [ZeBubba] do you know how I can find the CSS channel?
[10:59am]   «« part ZeBubba [~lincolnbl@c-24-23-133-108.hsd1.ca.comcast.net]
[11:00am]   »» join ZeBubba (~lincolnbl@c-24-23-133-108.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) [Internic Network]
[11:00am] [ZeBubba] yo anyone want to do a 5v5 western scrim?
[11:00am] [Defcon] hehe
[11:01am] [ZeBubba] computer science station
[11:01am] [Defcon] and this is not the CS:s channel
[11:01am] [ZeBubba] or something
[11:01am] [ZeBubba] lol yeah
[11:02am] [ZeBubba] sp anyone else want to?
[11:02am] [ZeBubba] 4v4?
[11:03am] • Defcon slaps ZeBubba around a bit with a large trout
[11:03am] [MontyMax] if you give me a copy of CSS
[11:03am] [Defcon] and this is not the CS:s channel
[11:03am] [ZeBubba] wait what?
[11:03am] [ZeBubba] I copied and pasted from a server saying it was
[11:03am] [ZeBubba] what channel is this?
[11:04am]   «« part ZeBubba [~lincolnbl@c-24-23-133-108.hsd1.ca.comcast.net]

[10:48pm] [_SkyNET_] I can't for the life of me figure out this round corner thing
[10:49pm] [_SkyNET_] I got a <div class> then I have .top then .right then .left, .bottom
[10:49pm] [_SkyNET_] all classes
[11:26pm] [loadstr] _SkyNET_: http://www.alistapart.com/articles/customcorners/ or just google.
[11:27pm] [_SkyNET_] let me read this page
[11:39pm] [_SkyNET_] fuck I can't fucking get this
[11:40pm] [_SkyNET_] I've read a zillion sites
[11:42pm] [nk] you suck
[11:42pm] [nevrasc] You need to go back to the basics. Understand the fundamentals and then move onto more complex things.
[11:42pm] [_SkyNET_] yeah well I will once I get this site done
[11:43pm] [_SkyNET_] I just need to get this round coners taken care of
[11:44pm] [_SkyNET_] it either screws something up
[11:44pm] [_SkyNET_] or I don't see it
[11:47pm] [_SkyNET_] hrm…
[11:48pm] [_SkyNET_] anyone willing to offer some assistance?
[11:50pm] [nk] nope
[11:50pm] [nk] as i always say, if you cant figure out most of it for yourself you shouldn't be doing it
[11:51pm] [_SkyNET_] that is the stupidest way to think
[11:51pm] [_SkyNET_] many can't figure shit out on their own
[11:51pm] [_SkyNET_] no matter what it is
[11:52pm] [nk] there is too many resources out there for easy ass css
[11:52pm] [_SkyNET_] like saying here a jack hammer figure out how to use
[11:52pm] [_SkyNET_] no one would do that
[11:52pm] [_SkyNET_] everyone learns different just cause //you// understand it
[11:52pm] [nk] and if you cant utilize those resources or understand it, gtfo
[11:52pm] [_SkyNET_] whatever.
[11:53pm] [nk] everyone gets stuck, sure
[11:53pm] [nk] but you need too much help
[11:53pm] [nk] too often
[11:53pm] [_SkyNET_] and so do many others
[11:53pm] [nk] not as much as you
[11:54pm] [_SkyNET_] yes as much as me
[11:54pm] [_SkyNET_] you just only see me on here
[11:54pm] [_SkyNET_] how many people in the world over 6 billio
[11:54pm] [_SkyNET_] yeah and 154 here
[11:54pm] [nk] damn you're dumb
[11:54pm] [nk] good luck being a dumb fuck

[05:09pm] [nevrasc] http://www.csarven.ca/communication-protocols
[05:13pm] [tehakr] I hate IRL
[05:14pm] [forss] IRL is the shit
[05:14pm] [forss] n00b!
[05:14pm] [forss] :)
[05:14pm] [reisio] IRL gives you herpes
[05:14pm] [tehakr] amen!

[09:18am] [Michael_P] thats dump firefox cant flip an image
[09:18am] [Michael_P] dumb

[19:44]paprika: cuz its in a table, no other classes work?
[19:44] paprika: i even got rid of the table class, and made a div outside.. no different
[19:44] paprika: who the fuck wants their submit buttons as big as text bars
[19:44] paprika: whoever thought of that one was on crack
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[19:51] JJ08_: paprika: I have designed some very nice forms that function correctly and look exactly how I want them to. Do not blame CSS for your problems, its your ability that's the issue, not CSS.
[19:54] pjkix: paprika: you can make some really nice looking forms too, like this http://www.assemblesoft.com/examples/form/

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[04:31pm] [Huvet] haha :)
[04:31pm] [Huvet] that's the lamest spam ever
[04:32pm] [Huvet] IRC for white people only, hahaha :)
[04:32pm] [Huvet] can't they discriminate on something that matters on IRC instead?
[04:32pm] [Huvet] #we-hate-everyone-with-op

[12:05am] [JJ08] "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
[12:11am] [prence] no wonder my rape victims never send me Christmas cards

[04:14pm] [hml] any girl there for chat
[04:14pm] [aka] I am
[04:14pm] [aka] lets chat
[04:15pm] [aka] but you know what makes me hot is chatting in front of others
[04:15pm] [aka] you wanna chat bad bad naughty stuff?
[04:16pm] [hml] yes
[04:24pm] [aka] hml lets talk
[04:24pm] [aka] I have a cue ball and an egg beater
[04:24pm] [Ox40Work] hml (~hml.lokh@117.98.60.221) has quit IRC [Killed (douglas (hi2u))]
[04:24pm] [aka] :(
[04:24pm] [aka] </3

[05:40pm] [kickass_5] I always beat people to the punch ;)
[05:46pm] [grexican] I always punch people to the beat
[05:46pm] [kickass_5] I always beat off when you punch me
[05:47pm] [kickass_5] its our thang

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[09:38pm] [Dieg0] im getting insane here :( trying to get a picture shown in fullsize for hours now...
[09:39pm] [Arrakis] nobodfy here is psychic
[09:39pm] [Arrakis] and nobody here is going to beg to solve a problem that we solved 15 yeaers ago
[09:39pm] [TBF] /nick nobodfy

[18:33:32] <aka> so trying to learn how to be PC, is hating black people acceptable or do you have to keep that behind closed doors?
[18:33:39] <aka> err wait wrong room please ignore

[18:02:19] <beefcake> my site isn't even enclosed in <div id="navigation"> tags

[17:48:52] <loadstr> logically we can't fix it without seeing it
[17:50:18] <+kickass_6> and thats why you sir, don't have a +v next to your name

<X3> in the real world Im a CCNA and hacked all of the wep connections around my neighbourhood in fromt of the network owners

[05:46pm] [Sixer] Hi. Can absolute positioned elements move along with a centered page when the window is resized?
[05:47pm] [Sixer] Floats and margins won't cut it for what I'm trying to do
[05:47pm] [kickass_6] Sixer: make them positioned absolutely relative to the element that is moving.
[05:48pm] [Sixer] Well, they're inside the moving element, a couple levels down actually
[05:48pm] [Sixer] But for me to put them where I need them, absolute seems the only way to go
[05:48pm] [kickass_6] well, abs pos works of the closest positioned parent
[05:48pm] [Sixer] really
[05:49pm] [kickass_6] no, I totally made that shit up
[05:49pm] [Sixer] ...

[04:21am] [Joikus_] how do I vertically align something
[04:21am] [Joikus_] an element
[04:21am] [Joikus_] right now I have a checkbox, and a big image, the checkbox is at the foot of the image, id like it to be in mid air
[04:21am] [kickass_6] vertical-align
[04:21am] [Joikus_] does that work, i never get it to work

[06:02pm] [argosy] I have come to the conclusion that the Apache folks are infected with some sort of disease that makes them incapable of organizing online documentation...
[06:13pm] [argosy] There are THREE fucking "Developer Guide" type pages for the lib I'm looking at. Just to make it more fun, each one has the same link text, appears in the same spot in the sidebar, and points to a different page.
[06:13pm] [argosy] WTF.
[06:14pm] [argosy] It's almost as bad as trying to find shit on IBM's sites.
[06:14pm] [argosy] But not quite.

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[12:46am] [Poetawd] Hey guys !
[12:46am] [Poetawd] Does anyone knows how to make the footer always stay at the bottom of the page ?
[12:47am] [erf] yes, and dont do it
[12:47am] [Poetawd] why not ?
[12:48am] [erf] Because on large resolutions it looks stupid
[12:48am] [Poetawd] Can u tell me how to make it ? I think it will look good…
[12:48am] [Poetawd] :)
[12:49am] [erf] No it won't
[12:49am] [reisio] footers honestly have no place on a website
[12:49am] [reisio] websites are not pieces of paper
[12:49am] [reisio] you don't need a footer
[12:49am] [reisio] contact info? Should be linked form your single main nav
[12:50am] [reisio] copyright info? It goes without saying, and if you have more to say, it should be linked from your single main nav
[12:50am] [Poetawd] Man… I am creating a php system that will be used by other companys… I want to display my company info at the bottom of the page….
[12:51am] [Poetawd] but well TANK YOU VERY MUCH for deciding for me wheter using or not footer….
[12:51am] [reisio] it should be at the top already
[12:51am] [reisio] hahah
[12:52am] [Poetawd] This channel is becoming USELESS since no help with CSS is provided here anymore… I remember when people help other people here…
[12:52am] [Poetawd] bye
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[12:52am] [erf] We win

[10:39pm] [efix] http://csh.dmediallc.com/template.html <– look at the ul ul with whit bg and border 1px black
[10:39pm] [efix] *white
[10:40pm] [efix] ul li is floating left, and I added ul li ul li float:none, but it still not clearing
[10:44pm] [efix] nm, fixed, but i had to cheat…
[10:46pm] [JJ08] did you press up, down, square, triangle, r1, l1, r2, l2 ? that usually fixes it.

[10:11pm] [kryps] I was +o back in 2004 until I tried taking over the channel. But I need not remind people of that now. ;)
[10:11pm] [kryps] "in before G1nx says something about that" :)

10:02 < _SkyNET_> I have some text in a <ul> that is within a <div> so I applied a list style:none to the <div> so that the <ul> becomes a inline list then on the <ul> I have a style that says display:line but what I am doing wrong that it's still displaying as a list?

[04:04am] [kickass_6] no, you're more the soccer mom type there trevor
[04:04am] [trevor] those white balls turn me on

[08:40] prometh: i have spaces between my <LI>'s that are inline-block
[08:40] prometh: my server is fucked
[08:40] prometh: it won't upload or something
[08:40] elestud: did you take the whitespace out?
[08:40] prometh: i don't want to do that
[08:40] elestud: haha

[12:12am] [GCPU] does safari have some issues with some hovering effect done in css?
[12:14am] [GCPU] if you created a drop down menu with css, test it on the safari browser
[12:14am] [GCPU] it sucks
[12:16am] [jasona] example?
[12:17am] [GCPU] well view newegg.com
[12:17am] [GCPU] over your mouse up and down the drop down menu

[12:18am] [GCPU] it disappears before you ever reach the bottom of the list of sub menu
[12:20am] [nuth] GCPU: you should probably use javascript to make a dynamic menu
[12:21am] [GCPU] why
[12:21am] [nuth] because it's more reliable

[12:28am] [GCPU] im thinkin if newegg.com uses it, ill do the same

[01:35am] [Eagle2] fuck
[01:35am] [Eagle2] I enter in url: image.png;
[01:35am] [Eagle2] yet it's still looking for the file locally
[01:35am] [Eagle2] wtf
[01:35am] [Eagle2] I checked it in firebug
[01:35am] [Eagle2] jesus christ
[01:36am] [Eagle2] ok I fixed that
[01:36am] [Eagle2] now it won't load
[01:36am] [akr`] time for a career change
[01:37am] [Eagle2] everything is not a career change it's just solving
[01:37am] [Eagle2] stupid reply
[01:38am] [akr`] time for a career change

[07:04pm] [Arrakis] it's funny when somebody who was a decent programmer 10 years ago on a trs-80
[07:04pm] [Arrakis] tries to tell you that ASM is better then C#.net

[07:13pm] [nevrasc] That's like comparing G1nx to CGI
[07:13pm] [nevrasc] I don't know which is which either.

[07:13pm] [nevrasc] G1nx microformats laconica stuff porn gore intertubes
[07:14pm] [nevrasc] One of those should trigger something

[11:35pm] [Arrakis] Wizard > Master

[11:37pm] [nevrasc] Wizard is not better then a Master. Give me a break.
[11:37pm] [nevrasc] Master. Just Master.
[11:38pm] [nevrasc] In a sentence: "I am your Master"
[11:38pm] [nevrasc] Get it?
[11:38pm] [nevrasc] I've had this discussion with coworkers already. I'm well prepared to taken on this debate ;P

[07:28am] [jasona] all browser but ff2, will not display a flash file when its loaded by a html page which is loaded via iframe
[07:28am] [jasona] yesterday somone suggest to use object.. but im trying to avoid that.
[07:28am] [TBF] Tried SWFObject to insert the SWF file?

[07:37am] [jasona] not familiar
[07:38am] [anthill] swfobject is the best way
[07:39am] [jasona] do i insert this on the html page that loads it
[07:39am] [jasona] or cut off the iframe and add it there?
[07:41am] [anthill] the way it works is you put a container in there with the content you'd like to show if the JS does not work
[07:41am] [anthill] give the container an ID
[07:41am] [anthill] and the JS replaces its contents based on that ID
[07:41am] [anthill] there are examples on the page
[07:41am] [jasona] oo can u gimme a tutorial link
[07:42am] [anthill] www.google.com

[07:48pm] [[m]ax] expbz i need to get the menu text in the middle in all browsers ...
[07:48pm] [[m]ax] well, middle of each "tab"

[07:54pm] [expbz] Looks better to the left I think but
[07:54pm] [expbz] is it CSS? or just plain HTML?
[07:54pm] [expbz] you'd be better to ask in #HTML or #CSS
[07:54pm] [Eagle] Isn't this #CSS
[07:54pm] [Eagle] <cough>

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[11:45pm] [Ox40|Work] OHMYGOD
[11:46pm] [Ox40|Work] <.< My life just flashed before my eyes… O.o
[11:46pm] [kickass_5] you mom catching you beating one off?

[18:35:03] <decta> bee movie, simpsons, hot fuzz, kung fu panda
[18:35:08] <decta> i got em all
[18:35:09] <koltroll> all the hottest shit
[18:35:11] <decta> what do i get now?
[18:35:16] <koltroll> aids
[18:35:18] <koltroll> you get aids
[18:35:28] <decta> but i want HIV
[18:35:58] <koltroll> that was an boring answer to a fun joke. I won't talk to you ever again since you cannot respond funny.

[10:23pm] [Lemz] Can I reduce the space between an li's text and the circle thing that precedes it?

[07:05am] [kickass_6] oh we are giving out slogans! I got one for Ox40, "The load his mom should've swallowed"

[06:03am] [matthewk] hey guys, something i just noticed is that the browser had cached my css file. is there a way to autorefresh if the css file has been updated?

[05:19pm] [jessica-m] thanks guys!
[05:20pm] [aka] jessica-m: are you a girl?
[05:20pm] [aka] cause we will take pics as payment
[05:20pm] [aka] kthx
[05:20pm] [Ox40Work] -_-
[05:21pm] [TBF] That is a new level of perv scaryness
[05:21pm] [Ox40Work] naw, same level.
[05:21pm] [Ox40Work] New vocalization.
[05:21pm] [TBF] You just blew my mind :D

[05:23am] [DX^] How come I can't absolute position a flash animation at the bottom of the screen
[05:24am] [reisio] because you don't know how
[05:25am] [DX^] wat
[05:26am] [reisio] because you don't know how
[05:29am] [Bored] sounds about right

[13:09:58] <d0gMa> not watched lost
[13:10:02] <d0gMa> finished final fantasy
[13:10:08] <d0gMa> i got this damn webby to do
[13:10:14] <d0gMa> and work first thing tomorrow morning
[13:10:19] <Nimphious> You still need to get laid, too.
[13:10:23] <d0gMa> yeah
[13:10:27] <Nimphious> There's a first time for everything, I guess.

[11:16:53] <pesla> Does anyone know if theres a webkit equivalent to -moz-focus-inner?
[11:16:59] <pesla> And no, -webkit-focus-inner doesnt work.
[11:25:01] * +reisio headdesks

[12:40:18] <HM2K> dunno, something broke, i'll fix it later
[12:40:21] <HM2K> it's not important
[12:40:30] <HM2K> i've got people to argue with on irc

[04:55am] [G1nx] also you have overflow: hidden; all over the place
[04:56am] [G1nx] not even sure why most of the time either
[04:56am] [Mason|AFK] lol
[04:56am] [Mason|AFK] I'm not sure either
[04:56am] [Mason|AFK] I like to have more than less I guess
[04:56am] [Mason|AFK] I apply the same logic to sex

<menkio> its actualy a fact
<menkio> cause i won't stop until i do
<menkio> so that means i already have found out how
<menkio> now its just a matter of perception
<menkio> metaphysics ftw
<hamlet> lost me. weed for the win. brb

<repeater> taco bell why hath thow foresaken my sphincter

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[05:44pm] [G1nx] lol linux@*.aol.com
[05:44pm] [G1nx] oh boy