TOP 100-200 #css EFnet Quotes:

[04:40pm] [JJ08] theres a guy from the WSG mailing list who develops websites blind. I also read an article on a blind .net programmer.
[04:41pm] [JJ08] thats talent really. To even want to do anything to do with computers BLIND is brave.
[04:41pm] [JJ08] he dont post often. Theres also the Blind Web Mistress, although i have never seen her stuff.
[04:41pm] [trovster] Nor has she!

[10:40pm] [koltroll] Huvet, 30 min till nedsläpp! Laddad?

[10:42pm] [Huvet] koltroll: badminton? ;)
[10:42pm] [Huvet] I don't even own a television
[10:43pm] [koltroll] Huvet, oh. bohemian?

[11:40pm] [aneki] my dynamic menus stopped working in IE
[11:40pm] [Netcrawle] dynamic eh?

[10:33pm] [JJ08] free porn on wikipedia , lol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva
[10:33pm] [JJ08] not that its really porn, a fellow student made me chuckle with it

[01:35am] [kickass_6] "Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."

<a|K|a> aBuSeR for god sakes if you are going to play the victim can you at least change your nickname?

[11:11pm] [SJR] abs positioning isnt what you should use, it has its uses but most of the time it shouldnt be used, use floats instead and keep everything in flow as much as possible

<OxC2D> Can I make a break not break with CSS?

[09:58pm] [afzes903k] So I have this other problem with a css thing: I was making a dynamically positioned liquid inline-block displayed container and my mom got scared and she said "you're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air […]"

[11:59am] [Sixer] trovster: You're embarassing yourself increasingly with every remark that exposes your misplaced feelings of superiority

[02:51pm] [jubex] http://www.menorahlight.com/indexcss.php
[02:51pm] [jubex] is the code alright on that?

[02:53pm] [drjones01] AAAAAHHH– why are there two style sheets embedded!?!
[02:53pm] [drjones01] *screws on eyes again*
[02:54pm] [jubex] ay?
[02:54pm] [drjones01] AAAHHH!!!
[02:54pm] [drjones01] it keeps going!
[02:54pm] [drjones01] … did you markup by hand?
[02:54pm] [jubex] how so?
[02:54pm] [jubex] markup?
[02:55pm] [jubex] not use to all these terms yet :p

[01:30pm] [hep`] alright since i'm still not cool enough to get into #pdf, does anyone know any online resources to showcase interesting things that can be done with pdf design?
[01:31pm] [hep`] creating menus, something, anything ..
[01:41pm] [Defcon_] www.adobe.com

[07:14pm] [sYsk] looking for a skilled web designer for medium-sized job, pm me :)
[07:17pm] [reisio] I only do enormous jobs, because it has to match my genitals
[07:18pm] [grexican] reisio yea I've been meaning to talk to you about that
[07:18pm] [grexican] they're not _supposed_ to be that big
[07:18pm] [reisio] that's what _she_ said
[07:19pm] [kickass_6] my women don't talk, I plug that hole and enjoy sportscenter in peace
[07:19pm] [grexican] I plug that hole too, but it only lasts 30 seconds, then I sit in the corner and cry myself to sleep
[07:19pm] [Arrakis] lmao
[07:20pm] [reisio] bahahahh

[12:34am] [KingYes] This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Strict!
[12:42am] [TBF] WOOT, HE'S XHTML VALID!
[12:43am] [TBF] Web v3 here we come!
[12:44am] [TBF] It's the next progression of the Web, where each site has dashes in its URLs because of SEO and every domain has missing letters because there's no more domains left due to domain tasters.
[12:44am] [KingYes] :|
[12:44am] [TBF] Oh, and every blog has a OpenID server and a karma up/down button.
[12:44am] [KingYes] :)
[12:44am] [KingYes] nice..
[12:45am] [TBF] Yep, plastic site design is mandatory of course. If it doesn't shine or have shades, there's something wrong with it.

[02:21pm] [TIRC_2955] hi i need help… someone can??
[02:22pm] [G1nx] give you a cookie ?
[02:22pm] [G1nx] offer you moral support?
[02:22pm] [G1nx] give you a blowjob?
[02:24pm] [TIRC_2955] i'm from italy and i've acne and not understand what this guy says in this video.. please can u tell me what he says!! http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6na5wZSn8&amp;feature=related

[10:41pm] [flotishtu] .solidblockmenu ul{ how do i make the div in center?
[10:42pm] [flotishtu] .solidblockmenu ul{ how do i make the div in center? in example 3 of http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex1/ddtabmenu.htm ?

[10:43pm] • flotishtu waits
[10:45pm] • flotishtu waits

[10:46pm] [nytis] the answer is 42
[10:46pm] [nytis] you just need the question

[12:57pm] [hologram] is it allowed to use a text-align property to center an image?

[12:57pm] [eelite] hologram, do you think that is logic?
[12:57pm] [hologram] i guess not

[12:58pm] [hologram] is it allowed to use a text-align property to center a "submit button"
[12:58pm] [eelite] hologram, do you think that is logic?
[12:59pm] [eelite] text-align is for aligning text
[12:59pm] [eelite] use padding
[12:59pm] [trovster] No.
[12:59pm] [trovster] heh.
[12:59pm] [trovster] text-align is for aligning inline elements.
[01:00pm] [eelite] ah, thats corret
[01:00pm] * eelite is 1337

[07:32am] [tdd1984] background-color:#f1f1f1; any one famaliar with that color code?
[07:32am] [trevor] what about it
[07:32am] [trevor] its near white
[07:32am] [tdd1984] well it looks different in firefox
[07:32am] [tdd1984] but in IE it looks gray
[07:32am] [trevor] it doesn't
[07:32am] [tdd1984] I like the way it looks in firefox
[07:32am] [tdd1984] in 7.0 it does

[07:07pm] [waveslide] yeah, everything is supposed to be centered, just like on http://www.leadingstar.com/lem/index.php
[07:09pm] [reisio] yomama's centered
[07:09pm] [reisio] guess on what? :p
[07:09pm] [kickass_6] me
[07:10pm] • kickass_6 hands reisio's mom a buck
[07:10pm] [reisio] dude, what would my mom want with a… -DEER-
[07:10pm] [reisio] bahahahah omfg I make joke!
[07:10pm] [reisio] I made a funny

[08:33pm] [o6uoq] hi all
[08:33pm] [o6uoq] anyone around?
[08:34pm] [JJ08] yes. What can i get you sir?
[08:35pm] [JJ08] fancy a Vodka Red Bull?

[08:35pm] [kickass_6] a beer, a steak and a blowjob would be GREAT

[08:37pm] [JJ08] i can do the blowjob part, no problem. Run out of steak and the pumps are dry, so no beer im afraid.
[08:37pm] [o6uoq] vodka yes, red bull no. gray goose on the rocks thanks.
[08:37pm] [o6uoq] ..cocaine is fine, but that red bull shit will give you the runs - not wings!
[08:37pm] [kickass_6] jj08: shhhhh then….. dont talk. less talking/more sucking.
[08:38pm] [o6uoq] I am just wondering in CSS, what purpose does the # character serve?

[08:38pm] [JJ08] its the ID selector

[08:38pm] [o6uoq] JJ08, could you please elaborate? if I make a div called penis, is the ID selector for that div called #penis
[08:38pm] [JJ08] yeah
[08:38pm] [o6uoq] and within #penis i apply the content details?

[08:39pm] [kickass_6] #kickassPenis { width: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000em; }

[01:02am] [TBF] [23:49] <raRaRa> if some sites are written in late '90s then fuck them
[01:02am] [TBF] [23:49] <raRaRa> they should follow the BASIC css rules
[01:02am] [TBF] Yep, your users would support you with a passion as they take your browsers and install en mass.
[01:02am] [TBF] You also have zero clue on how lazy defined the W3C "specifications"s are.
[01:03am] [TBF] They are all "recommendations" for example.
[01:03am] [TBF] It is up to you as the browser coder to work out what to do.
[01:03am] [raRaRa] i dont give a fuck, IE team are paid to make a browser
[01:03am] [raRaRa] so they should follow css proper
[01:03am] [TBF] Ok, you go back to your kids poll.
[01:03am] [TBF] pool even
[01:03am] [raRaRa] if you wish to call it that, sure
[01:03am] [raRaRa] the discussion ends here
[01:04am] [TBF] FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT LIVE

[04:20pm] [G1nx] team #css for the win!

[04:20pm] [erf] I totally killed you with my deagle!

[04:20pm] [erf] It was a complete headshot
[04:20pm] [G1nx] yea not even half one a complete one!
[04:21pm] [erf] Man, I love playing CS:S
[04:21pm] [G1nx] fuck yea!

[11:31pm] [jexmex] anybody lingering around?
[11:36pm] [grexican] no go away kthnxbye

[01:42am] [RyanChurc] i basically just want to set a width for a div
[01:43am] [RyanChurc] your telling me there's no easy way?
[01:43am] [Arrakis] i gave you an easy way
[01:43am] [Arrakis] if you can't use that
[01:43am] [Arrakis] that's your problem
[01:43am] [RyanChurc] ok now that you're on ignore
[01:43am] [RyanChurc] it's one thing to help someone
[01:44am] [RyanChurc] another to be an arrogant jackass while doing it
[01:44am] [Arrakis] and another thing to reject somebodys help

[18:40:48] <Huvet> yeah, but I won't give away all my sassy info on there

[16:33:21] <z0p> is it possible to hide the blinking cursor in a text input element?

[06:04am] [n0n3] Hi, I have the class ".section" and I put it in this tag "<div class="section">". Is there a way I can add in the CSS so there is a <p> each time that class is called? Thanks.
[06:05am] [grexican`] huh?
[06:05am] [grexican`] you want CSS to modify the markup?
[06:05am] [n0n3] grexican` in a nutshell yes.
[06:05am] [grexican`] in a nutshell, that's stupid… heh… no you can't

[16:57] <OxC2D> I think…. I managed to create a site that crashes IE7 without any scripting…
[16:57] <OxC2D> Just CSS
[16:59] <reisio> OxC2D: you very well could be the eightieth person to do that
[16:59] <reisio> congrats
[16:59] <reisio> it is an exploit, it's just the meaning of the word 'exploit' is lost on IE :p
[16:59] <OxC2D> hehe
[16:59] <OxC2D> But, .. why does it do that?
[17:00] <OxC2D> http://nomdeluxe.com
[17:00] <reisio> OxC2D: because it was coded by infants
[17:00] <OxC2D> reisio: … why do you say that?
[17:01] <reisio> because I have a knack for sensing the blatantly obvious
[17:01] <OxC2D> but, did you look at it or are you just saying that?
[17:01] <reisio> it's the same way I know most chics are shallower than mount everest

[03:30pm] [grexican] which element are you setting the bg on
[03:33pm] [grexican] and which browser… it looks fine in IE7 and FF2 for me
[03:39pm] [kickass_6] you used to only say that about me :(
[03:45pm] [grexican] kickass_6 what can I say, I liked you more as jessica

[01:16am] [TBF] "Oh, it seems my floats misbehaving, let me see if someone has resolved it" instead of /msg #css OH GOD WHY DOES THE MARKET LEADER BROWSER SUCK?!

[10:19pm] [SHurikk] how can i create a non rectangular button in html?
[10:20pm] [erf] <button type="submit"><img src="blah.jpg" alt="" /></button>
[10:21pm] [SHurikk] but it still rectangular….

[06:16am] [fryguy101] hi quick question
[06:16am] [fryguy101] how do i adjust the tabbing of "ordered" and "unordered lists"
[06:18am] [nightshif] margin?
[06:18am] [nightshif] #id el {margin:;} ?
[06:18am] [fryguy101] yeah
[06:18am] [fryguy101] where do i put it
[06:19am] [nightshif] um
[06:19am] [nightshif] in the stylesheet ?

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[05:43pm] [comrade-] i have a form. i want to align the form inputs (name, e-mail, password) on the left-hand site. can i do without using tables?
[05:44pm] [Arrakis] sure
[05:44pm] [comrade-] how
[05:47pm] [comrade-] http://themaninblue.com/experiment/InForm/margin.htm
[05:47pm] [comrade-] this is what i am looking for
[05:47pm] [comrade-] hmm i'll take a look at it
[05:48pm] [comrade-] he's using <label> tag, i have no idea what that is
[05:49pm] [comrade-] you don't have to answer that, just thinking out loud
[05:49pm] [comrade-] i think i gota the hang for it
[05:49pm] [comrade-] thanks
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[05:50pm] [G1nx] that's great he entirely helped himself
[05:50pm] [a|K|a] that guy really shows that self help WORKS!

[04:07pm] [hsv-al] so the <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> line is necessary / mandatory if its going to be a xhtml doc? doctype line is just for w3c sanity checking?
[04:08pm] [Defcon] both necessary
[04:08pm] [trovster] XHTML is pointless.
[04:08pm] [Defcon] necessary !
[04:08pm] [hsv-al] trovster, well based on what im reading it seems its more suited
[04:08pm] [hsv-al] for hooking into databases?
[04:08pm] • trovster faceslams

[03:47pm] [djcraigey] grrr css IE bugs are so annoying
[03:49pm] [TBlueF] Job security baby!

[01:30am] [wellman] TBF: got anymore ideas?
[01:30am] [TBF] I stopped thinking after I saw what you were trying to do :-/

[01:29am] [kraypius] http://zirhost.com/beta4/ IN YOUR FACE #CSS. NO TABLES
[01:35am] [trovster] Shame you've not validated, else you'd have picked up upon - <p align="right">

[01:30am] [djspark] what's the secret for getting a <li> to display: inline; ?
[01:30am] [Nixed] li { display: inline; }
[01:30am] [Nixed] \o/

[08:42pm] [nrgetik] perverts
[08:42pm] [kickass_6] you're just jealous cause you're mom quit letting you suck her titties
[08:43pm] [JJ08] my mom still lets me :p ner ner
[08:43pm] [kickass_6] I have to agree, its a little distubring at 20
[08:43pm] [JJ08] it is? im 23 and its fine for me … and her
[08:43pm] [nrgetik] lol
[08:43pm] [nrgetik] wow
[08:43pm] [kickass_6] JJ08: yeah but you're a paying customer :P

[08:02pm] [erf] nuth: DONE IT!
[08:04pm] [kickass_5] hehe lost your virginity?
[08:05pm] [forss] lol
[08:05pm] [erf] That was gone ages ago
[08:05pm] [erf] I finished my pastebin
[08:05pm] [forss] thats what they all say
[08:05pm] [sent] yeah, that's when daddy came into the bedroom that one night, erf.
[08:05pm] [erf] My dad died when I was 3
[08:05pm] [kickass_5] ages ago in internet language translates to never
[08:06pm] [sent] erf: so you lost your virginity at 2? :(

[05:38pm] [Mnemonic] is there a method to have css property direct to url?
[05:39pm] [trovster] Pardon?
[05:40pm] [Mnemonic] say i have a #idObject .. can i give it a property that tells the client to redirect? or thats not in the css domain?
[05:40pm] [Mnemonic] or css shouldn't do that
[05:41pm] [trovster] CSS is style.
[05:41pm] [Mnemonic] yah,. i thought css shouldn't touch that stuff. thx

[09:26am] [Maikeru] border-bottom:thick #000000; would be correct right?
[09:28am] [Maikeru] none of my div boreders are showing up
[09:28am] [Maikeru] wtf
[09:29am] [Oatmeal] thick isn't a valid value
[09:30am] [Maikeru] and this is why i hate dreamweaver at times lol

[07:28am] [Yoshi] hey guys is there any program out there that will tweak your CSS to look the same on all browsers?

[12:32pm] [trovster] lcase: Read the channel rules.
[12:32pm] [trovster] you're abusing tables for layout
[12:32pm] [lcase] no. i have tables inside <div> ?

[03:13am] [Ox40] What is the EASIEST, SIMPLEST way to give a NEVERMIND
[03:14am] [TBF_] You bastard
[03:14am] [TBF_] You "rick rolled" me in help sentence
[03:14am] [Ox40] :P

[05:53pm] [trovster] zomg, twas funny, trovster 'went off on one'. zomg i aint gonna read, just ask and ask and ask, even after given a url to read.
[05:53pm] [trovster] but when i get an answer, im gonna say "yeh but i know better".

[01:57am] [TeKKy] nm
[01:57am] [TeKKy] I'm down
[01:57am] [TeKKy] dumb*

[06:47pm] [ronghail] css as in compact style sheets or cross site scripting? site A has a crappy interface, site B has a nice wrapper, but A blocks B. would be nice to use xss to allow the user to use the nicer interface but access A directly
[06:50pm] [trevor] what
[06:50pm] [trevor] cascading style sheets heh, neither of the above are correct.
[06:50pm] [ronghail] oh

[09:17am] [cliff_] ahha
[09:18am] [cliff_] in ff10
[09:18am] [cliff_] there's that village at the start Besaid
[09:18am] [cliff_] but in japanese, it sounds like. bay-siieede
[09:18am] [cliff_] like, bayside
[09:18am] [cliff_] that makes a lot of sense
[09:18am] [Defcon] ok

[09:41am] [cliff_] man
[09:41am] [cliff_] er
[09:41am] [cliff_] sorry guys, wrong irc channel
[09:41am] [cliff_] <.<

[03:01am] [Dgmr] How do I center vertically an <img> (that I can't know for sure the size) in a <div> ?
[03:01am] [Dgmr] Anything is fair game, including javascript…
[03:02am] [stevemkk] magic
[03:02am] [Dgmr] as long as you can tell me how I do it

[06:33am] [porfuse] http://************.com/
[06:33am] [porfuse] can someone help me with my game
[06:34am] [porfuse] if you can just click on that link and play that will be good
[06:34am] [porfuse] k thanks
[06:35am] [trevor] porfuse: … is there something specific you need?
[06:35am] [porfuse] na i just wanted to spam my game
[06:36am] [porfuse] i just released it 27 mins ago
[06:36am] [trevor] yea…
[06:36am]   »» ban trevor bans *!*porfuse@*.dhcp.nwtn.ct.charter.com
[06:36am]   «« kick trevor has kicked porfuse (your game sucks)

[03:09pm] [erf] heh
[03:09pm] [erf] I stopped going to 4chan when I found kiddie porn

[12:36am] [sinai] this channel is retardedly ignorant at times
[12:36am] [sinai] i think my brain just died a little

[01:26am] [S34MU5] Hi
[01:26am] [S34MU5] Is this counter strike source?
[01:26am] [Nixed] No
[01:26am] [Lann] yes

[01:26am] [Lann] we wrote the stylesheets for counter-strike
[01:26am] [S34MU5] up for a source war?
[01:27am] [S34MU5] cool
[01:27am] [Lann] ok ready…go
[01:27am] [S34MU5] server ip
[01:27am] [S34MU5] SHUT THE HELL UP
[01:27am] [S34MU5] NOOBS

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[05:51pm] [gprocess] quick - a girl.
[05:52pm] [kickass_6] shes shy, she dont talk
[05:52pm] • kickass_6 hopes though she does everything else
[05:53pm] [gprocess] I have coffee breath.
[05:54pm] [kickass_6] I could go for a coffee, should go grab one soon
[05:54pm] [gprocess] off you pop.

[02:31am] [Arrakis] lol
[02:32am] [Arrakis] firefox is being awesome
[02:32am] [Arrakis] width:56%; float:left;
[02:32am] [Arrakis] is taking up 100% width
[02:32am] [Arrakis] lmao
[02:34am] [Arrakis] omg
[02:34am] [Arrakis] hahahah

[03:36pm] [dEErF] what is it called when a window is within a window?
[03:36pm] [dEErF] iframe?
[03:37pm] [trevor] a window within a window?
[03:38pm] [trevor] web sites don't have "windows"
[03:39pm] • dEErF slaps trevor around a bit with a large trout
[03:39pm] • dEErF slaps trevor around a bit with a large trout
[03:39pm] • dEErF slaps trevor around a bit with a large trout
[03:39pm] »» ban trevor bans *!*derf@*.dyn.optonline.net
[03:39pm] «« kick trevor has kicked dEErF (dEErF)

[05:44pm] [trevor] what are we asking resolution for?
[05:44pm] [trevor] i have a BIG one.
[05:44pm] [grexican] trevor sounds like you're compensating for something
[05:44pm] [trevor] I probably am
[05:44pm] [trevor] but we'll get to that later.
[05:44pm] [_SkyNET_] trevor
[05:44pm] [_SkyNET_] what size
[05:44pm] [_SkyNET_] does it fit your screen?

[08:09am] [Wolfi_] hi folks
[08:09am] [Wolfi_] anyone good with Drupal?
[08:11am] [G1nx] sadly no i bet i could makes lot's of $ with it
[08:12am] [Wolfi_] lots of money with drupal?
[08:12am] [G1nx] clearly sarcasm doesn't translate well over irc..

[02:09am] • JJ08 is vectoring a women and has to trace around her breasts. MMMMMMMM, the sight is all pleasing to the eye.
[02:10am] [JJ08] although the girlfriend is convinced I'm looking at porn and not actually working.
[02:12am] [akr_] use the gf as reference, and your good to go :)
[02:12am] [akr_] plus brownie points
[02:13am] [JJ08] ha ha i wish she was as hot as these models. Don't get me wrong she is hot, but these people get paid to strip
[02:13am] [akr_] better do a /clear on that one

[04:59pm] [roxlu] hmmm it seems that FF3 is changing the source
[05:00pm] [grexican] yea browsers change your local source code all the time
[05:00pm] [grexican] gotta be careful
[05:00pm] [grexican] soon they'll be the ones responsible for ftp'ing pron to your computer, too

[05:59am] [jph] Hey guys, can I have a little assistance please?
[05:59am] [jph] (For a personal website, don't wish to publically spread it)
[06:01am] [kickass_6] question is?
[06:01am] [jph] Well, better if someone could help me via PM
[06:02am] [kickass_6] not moi :P
[06:02am] [kickass_6] dont be ashamed, we all suck here
[06:02am] [kickass_6] just some more than others
[06:02am] [jph] But I'm really pitiful
[06:02am] [jph] Oh well
[06:02am] [jph] Here ->
[06:02am] [jph] file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/jd/Desktop/JunkRat.html

  • #587
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-17 16:56:40
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[22:49:16] * Now talking on #css
[22:49:16] * Topic for #css is: Cascading Style Sheets | http://faq.css-standards.org/ | DO U LIEK FISHSTICKS?!
[22:50:19] <koltroll> yes? I like fishsticks.
[22:53:06] <Lakario> do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
[22:54:01] <koltroll> eh. yea since I like them, I do like eating them.. and since I do like to eat them it kinda makes sense that I like to put them in my mouth
[22:54:29] <Lakario> What are you, a gay fish?
[22:54:51] <koltroll> HAH! NO! I'M NOT! YOU STEPPED RIGHT INTO MY BRILLIANT TRAP! THAT JOKE DOESN'T WORK IN WRITING! SUCKER!

[05:12pm] [lwizardl] sorry windows decided to crap out
[05:12pm] [DraFt] yeah them user 404 errors suck

[12:08am] [LORDZERG] look CSS
[12:08am] [LORDZERG] http://pastebin.com/m5e3533db
[12:09am] [LORDZERG] and the included page
[12:09am] [LORDZERG] http://pastebin.com/m7af99d73
[12:10am] [LORDZERG] this page is included in my main page
[12:10am] [LORDZERG] and i dont want CSS in included page

[12:15am] [LORDZERG] JJ08
[12:15am] [LORDZERG] ?
[12:15am] [LORDZERG] did u see it

[12:24am] [LORDZERG] Ox41
[12:24am] [LORDZERG] will you help me ?
[12:25am] [LORDZERG] or anyone

[12:36am] [LORDZERG] ahhh same IDs
[12:36am] [LORDZERG] same <div ID= asdlkalsdkk

[12:38am] [LORDZERG] i fix it
[12:38am] [LORDZERG] 10x for not helping me
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[11:50am] [firewire_] for some reason, two divs on my site wont center in IE but look fine in safari and firefox, any tips?
[11:51am] [reisio] firewire_: http://validator.w3.org/ http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/
[11:51am] [erf] firewire_: install firefox on every visitors computer.
[11:51am] [reisio] heheheh
[11:52am] [erf] before the bad days, you could have wrote a activex control to install firefox
[11:52am] [erf] :P
[11:53am] [reisio] why stop at the browser
[11:53am] [reisio] rewrite their box with OpenBSD

[11:14pm] [ScopeMonk] Hi, could anyone advise about a "can't get these images in the right place" problem please?
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[11:37pm] [reisio] only waited 20 minutes, newb

[02:10pm] [Dgmr] I can't get the a:hover to apply to a an <a> inside a table td
[02:10pm] [gprocess] yellow
[02:10pm] [Dgmr] I set it like: .SideBar a:hover {color: white;}
[02:10pm] [Dgmr] What about yellow ?

[02:12pm] [gprocess] its a pretty colour - and also a hip way of saying hello.

  • #84
  • Posted by: kickass_6
  • Posted on: 2008-06-13 18:18:05
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

< nrgetik> whats the biggest css file ever?
< kickass_6> the one they printed, made into a tampon to plug nuth's mom's hole'

[03:33pm] [Dmgr] stupid IRC client… did anybody say anything about my issue ?
[03:35pm] [Arrakis] nope
[03:35pm] [Arrakis] we were all laughing about your stupid irc client

[08:24pm] [balexandr] Hi guys, I need a little "push" …
[08:25pm] [JJ08_] push?
[08:25pm] • drusepth nudges balexandr

[19:20]grexican: I bet you didn't knwo this, but if you press the clitoris the right way and at the same time rub her nipple, the theme from star wars will play
[19:20] grexican: did you ever hear that?
[19:20] grexican: no? exactly….
[19:22] JJ08_: grexian: when you actually play with a real clitoris and not that of a toy star wars character you will understand that there is more to sexual intercourse than pocking your finger at a clitoris

[01:49am] [JJ08] finally, works. Just need to add functionality to allow users to plot directions. http://82.46.145.68/google/
[01:49am] [JJ08] ah wrong channel
[01:49am] [kickass_6] dude, you are STILL working on that shit?
[01:49am] [kickass_6] that was like hours ago when I was at work
[01:50am] [JJ08] ha ha. Dude, i do have other things to do, lol.
[01:50am] [JJ08] I wish I had the time to work on personal stuff. Girlfriend was moaning I dont spend enough time with her so decided to watch a movie with a glasss of wine :P
[01:52am] [kickass_6] oh nice, playing the imaginary gf card so we dont think you are a loser :P

[10:48pm] [loadstr] guess ill use padding
[10:48pm] [kickass_6] yes, you should do something to prevent that monthly bleeding

  • #575
  • Posted by: TBF
  • Posted on: 2009-04-02 05:40:37
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

<TBF> http://mtc.sri.com/Conficker/ is a pretty good read
<nuth> are you trying to give me a virus?
<TBF> Yes!
<nuth> I now have HIV :(
<BobArdKor> stay positive
<nuth> lols

[03:24am] [Prometh] i just don't like floats
[03:24am] [Prometh] my css became bloated

[07:23am] [CrackPipe] is firebug better than dreamweaver?
[07:24am] [ScaryLptp] never heard of firebug
[07:24am] [CrackPipe] topic^^

[05:10pm] »» mode nevrasc changes mode(s) to +m

[05:17pm] »» nick change Delivos (delivos@efnet.summitmedia.co.uk) changes nick to "CSSFAILS"
[05:17pm] »» nick change CSSFAILS (delivos@efnet.summitmedia.co.uk) changes nick to "Delivos"

[05:22pm] [nevrasc] Didn't know +m could be abused with nick changes :)

[01:37pm] [ruin12345] 5on5 server off d2!
[01:37pm] [trovster] No.
[01:37pm] [ruin12345] 5on5 server off low+
[01:37pm] [trovster] No.
[01:37pm] [ruin12345] yes
[01:37pm] [ruin12345] 5on5 server off low+

[01:37pm] »» op CGI ops trovster in #css
[01:37pm] »» ban trovster bans *!*@80-42-202-103.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com
[01:37pm] «« kick cssling has kicked ruin12345 (Banned)

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[06:49pm] [gavi] folks i have a list pulling stuff from a database now i want it nicely ordered like a spread sheet or like we used to do with html.. what am i searching google for?
[06:50pm] [hurr] for tabular data <table> is still appropriate
[06:50pm] [gavi] hurr, thanks.. but wouldnt my page fail to complete the w3 validation?
[06:51pm] [gavi] nevermind, thanks for your help
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[04:12pm] [shrimpfry] does anyone know of something similar to lightbox/greybox that displays flash objects?
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] greyflash
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] or flashlight?
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] :)
[04:13pm] [Arrakis] fleshlight

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[02:04am] [Sulphiron] Anyone here?
[02:05am] [trevor] yes/no
[02:06am] [Windopain] Sulphiron: yes but only one question is allowed.
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] lol
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] then its gonna be very vague question
[02:06am] [Windopain] Sulphiron: you already asked on
[02:06am] [Windopain] one
[02:06am] [trevor] Sulphiron: ask in here, not in /query
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] meh well
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] Im trying to make a CSS Server and im having difficulties from the start, are any of you willing to help me figure it out?
[02:07am] [trevor] heh, wrong channel :P
[02:07am] [trevor] see /topic
[02:07am] [Sulphiron] Ah fuck
[02:07am] [Windopain] wtf is a css server
[02:07am] [Sulphiron] I feel stupid
[02:09am] [Sulphiron] that would be a game..with the same acronym as cascading style sheets
[02:10am] [Windopain] darn initialisms
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[05:32pm] [bLUEE] Hey, I am using the pngfix.htc file.. but in ie6 we are getting this weird thing.. where links dont work on the page.
[05:32pm] [bLUEE] has anyone experienced this before >?
[05:32pm] [loadstr] yes
[05:32pm] [trovster] NO.
[05:32pm] [trovster] No one, you're first one in the history of the interet.

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[07:35pm] [akbal] hah
[07:35pm] [akbal] i came here
[07:35pm] [akbal] cos of teh topic
[07:35pm] [akbal] <SirBenjam> sorry i was cooking egg
[07:35pm] [akbal] lol
[07:35pm] [akbal] hahh
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[09:03pm] [medulla] how can i prevent spaces between <img> tags in code to be interpeted as spaces?
[09:13pm] [epmo] medulla are they of the same height?
[09:14pm] [medulla] who?

[11:39am] [TBF] I don't think you intend for that to be reviewed or given feedback. You haven't made any effort at all.
[11:39am] [michael_p] like what
[11:39am] [TBF] The HTML document was machine written in some sort of what-you-see-is-what-you-get editor or you severely enjoy using the phrase "Untitled Document" for your <title>

[04:00am] [giggy93] Hey guys, I'm having a CSS issue with PHPBB3.. Can someone take a look for me? http://sitefx.com.au/kw/forum/ucp.php?mode=register after you click I accept, the following screen is overlapping the footer. It's the only page on the site that does it.
[04:00am] [giggy93] I've tried adding a clear:both in the footer.
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[04:10am] [nrgetik] its something to do with #register in default.css
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[04:10am] [nrgetik] its something to do with #register in default.css
[04:10am] [nrgetik] =/
[04:10am] [nrgetik] fuck it

[05:52pm] [GooseWork] i have ul .submenu li{ } any idea why its not applying the css to <ul class="submenu" id="sm_1">
[05:55pm] [spooky] error between chair and keyboard

[12:15:54] <Delivos> who are 112?
[12:15:59] <Delivos> jj08, are you female?
[12:16:24] <jj08> 112 are a RnB group. No I am female, why?
[12:16:28] <jj08> male*

  • #124
  • Posted by: loadstr
  • Posted on: 2008-07-11 22:35:43
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

02:29 < phao> h1 stands for heading one or header one?

[03:00am] [sp00ky] opera? rly? srsly?
[03:03am] [TBF] I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome Opera is.

[11:59pm] [TheSofa] http://home.no.net/willbend/design/ How can I make those input boxes more delicious?
[12:03am] [spooky] put salt on them
[12:03am] [spooky] salt make everything taste better

[11:52] JJ08: I keep dreaming of code. I just woke up suddenly because kickass sent a invalid argument to a callback function in Javascript. Fucking weird. At the same time my phone rang and in my dream the phone noise was the error alert to the invalid argument sent to the function.

[12:39am] [TBF] If you need interactive access to a Mac OS X machine, then justify what you want to do and I can give you it.
[12:40am] [Arrakis] i want to surf porn on a mac tbf
[12:40am] [Arrakis] can you give me 15 minutes plz?
[12:40am] [Arrakis] :p
[12:40am] [TBF] Why the extra 14 mins?
[12:40am] [Arrakis] just to make it seem like i'm not a 1 minute man
[12:40am] [Arrakis] :(

  • #582
  • Posted by: koltroll
  • Posted on: 2009-04-09 15:06:38
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[21:01:17] <nezZario> the only thing about being short and skinny
[21:01:31] <nezZario> i'll tell you, my fairly average sized penis looks like a horsecock on me

[05:39am] [tucan] so i guess im the only loser sitting in irc on a friday night
[05:43am] [nrgetik] yep
[05:43am] [nrgetik] please get a life thanks

[05:13pm] [fus10nx] oh
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] woah
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] ummm
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] sweet
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] thanks
[05:13pm] [fus10nx] this does dropdowns?
[05:13pm] [trovster] wow
[05:13pm] [trovster] more
[05:13pm] [trovster] questions
[05:13pm] [gprocess] no
[05:13pm] [trovster] and
[05:13pm] [trovster] you
[05:13pm] [trovster] can't
[05:13pm] [trovster] seem to google
[05:13pm] [trovster] or type thing
[05:13pm] [trovster] s on one line
[05:14pm] [trovster] coz you know
[05:14pm] [trovster] that'd be easier.

[12:15pm] [amirul] i have button which linked to background image in CSS. It works well iin firefox, but not in IE7. Anybody has an idea why its behaved like that?
[12:16pm] [amirul] <input type="submit" name="submit" id="submit" class="rlbutton" />
[12:17pm] [amirul] the class rlbutton has background image
[12:17pm] [amirul] what other option i can use?

[12:17pm] [trovster] It works fine.
[12:17pm] [trovster] No.
[12:18pm] [trovster] <amirul> i have button – <input type="submit"> is NOT a <button>
[12:18pm] [trovster] And I said don't use name="submit" …

[12:18pm] [amirul] should i delete that name="submit"?
[12:19pm] • trovster headslams + walks away.

[04:29pm] [hsv-al] Its all good, evidently irc is for rabid packs of wolves who are atheists, and don't give any help to beginners. Like China was abusing tibetans, massive death came it's way

[03:37am] [Rogi] is there a way to target ff2 and not ff3?