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[10:40pm] [koltroll] Huvet, 30 min till nedsläpp! Laddad?

[10:42pm] [Huvet] koltroll: badminton? ;)
[10:42pm] [Huvet] I don't even own a television
[10:43pm] [koltroll] Huvet, oh. bohemian?

[04:40pm] [JJ08] theres a guy from the WSG mailing list who develops websites blind. I also read an article on a blind .net programmer.
[04:41pm] [JJ08] thats talent really. To even want to do anything to do with computers BLIND is brave.
[04:41pm] [JJ08] he dont post often. Theres also the Blind Web Mistress, although i have never seen her stuff.
[04:41pm] [trovster] Nor has she!

[11:40pm] [aneki] my dynamic menus stopped working in IE
[11:40pm] [Netcrawle] dynamic eh?

[10:33pm] [JJ08] free porn on wikipedia , lol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva
[10:33pm] [JJ08] not that its really porn, a fellow student made me chuckle with it

[01:30pm] [hep`] alright since i'm still not cool enough to get into #pdf, does anyone know any online resources to showcase interesting things that can be done with pdf design?
[01:31pm] [hep`] creating menus, something, anything ..
[01:41pm] [Defcon_] www.adobe.com

<OxC2D> Can I make a break not break with CSS?

[12:34am] [KingYes] This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Strict!
[12:42am] [TBF] WOOT, HE'S XHTML VALID!
[12:43am] [TBF] Web v3 here we come!
[12:44am] [TBF] It's the next progression of the Web, where each site has dashes in its URLs because of SEO and every domain has missing letters because there's no more domains left due to domain tasters.
[12:44am] [KingYes] :|
[12:44am] [TBF] Oh, and every blog has a OpenID server and a karma up/down button.
[12:44am] [KingYes] :)
[12:44am] [KingYes] nice..
[12:45am] [TBF] Yep, plastic site design is mandatory of course. If it doesn't shine or have shades, there's something wrong with it.

[11:59am] [Sixer] trovster: You're embarassing yourself increasingly with every remark that exposes your misplaced feelings of superiority

<a|K|a> aBuSeR for god sakes if you are going to play the victim can you at least change your nickname?

[11:11pm] [SJR] abs positioning isnt what you should use, it has its uses but most of the time it shouldnt be used, use floats instead and keep everything in flow as much as possible

[02:51pm] [jubex] http://www.menorahlight.com/indexcss.php
[02:51pm] [jubex] is the code alright on that?

[02:53pm] [drjones01] AAAAAHHH– why are there two style sheets embedded!?!
[02:53pm] [drjones01] *screws on eyes again*
[02:54pm] [jubex] ay?
[02:54pm] [drjones01] AAAHHH!!!
[02:54pm] [drjones01] it keeps going!
[02:54pm] [drjones01] … did you markup by hand?
[02:54pm] [jubex] how so?
[02:54pm] [jubex] markup?
[02:55pm] [jubex] not use to all these terms yet :p

[09:58pm] [afzes903k] So I have this other problem with a css thing: I was making a dynamically positioned liquid inline-block displayed container and my mom got scared and she said "you're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel Air […]"

[02:21pm] [TIRC_2955] hi i need help… someone can??
[02:22pm] [G1nx] give you a cookie ?
[02:22pm] [G1nx] offer you moral support?
[02:22pm] [G1nx] give you a blowjob?
[02:24pm] [TIRC_2955] i'm from italy and i've acne and not understand what this guy says in this video.. please can u tell me what he says!! http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6na5wZSn8&amp;feature=related

[01:35am] [kickass_6] "Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."

[12:57pm] [hologram] is it allowed to use a text-align property to center an image?

[12:57pm] [eelite] hologram, do you think that is logic?
[12:57pm] [hologram] i guess not

[12:58pm] [hologram] is it allowed to use a text-align property to center a "submit button"
[12:58pm] [eelite] hologram, do you think that is logic?
[12:59pm] [eelite] text-align is for aligning text
[12:59pm] [eelite] use padding
[12:59pm] [trovster] No.
[12:59pm] [trovster] heh.
[12:59pm] [trovster] text-align is for aligning inline elements.
[01:00pm] [eelite] ah, thats corret
[01:00pm] * eelite is 1337

[07:32am] [tdd1984] background-color:#f1f1f1; any one famaliar with that color code?
[07:32am] [trevor] what about it
[07:32am] [trevor] its near white
[07:32am] [tdd1984] well it looks different in firefox
[07:32am] [tdd1984] but in IE it looks gray
[07:32am] [trevor] it doesn't
[07:32am] [tdd1984] I like the way it looks in firefox
[07:32am] [tdd1984] in 7.0 it does

[07:07pm] [waveslide] yeah, everything is supposed to be centered, just like on http://www.leadingstar.com/lem/index.php
[07:09pm] [reisio] yomama's centered
[07:09pm] [reisio] guess on what? :p
[07:09pm] [kickass_6] me
[07:10pm] • kickass_6 hands reisio's mom a buck
[07:10pm] [reisio] dude, what would my mom want with a… -DEER-
[07:10pm] [reisio] bahahahah omfg I make joke!
[07:10pm] [reisio] I made a funny

[07:14pm] [sYsk] looking for a skilled web designer for medium-sized job, pm me :)
[07:17pm] [reisio] I only do enormous jobs, because it has to match my genitals
[07:18pm] [grexican] reisio yea I've been meaning to talk to you about that
[07:18pm] [grexican] they're not _supposed_ to be that big
[07:18pm] [reisio] that's what _she_ said
[07:19pm] [kickass_6] my women don't talk, I plug that hole and enjoy sportscenter in peace
[07:19pm] [grexican] I plug that hole too, but it only lasts 30 seconds, then I sit in the corner and cry myself to sleep
[07:19pm] [Arrakis] lmao
[07:20pm] [reisio] bahahahh

[08:33pm] [o6uoq] hi all
[08:33pm] [o6uoq] anyone around?
[08:34pm] [JJ08] yes. What can i get you sir?
[08:35pm] [JJ08] fancy a Vodka Red Bull?

[08:35pm] [kickass_6] a beer, a steak and a blowjob would be GREAT

[08:37pm] [JJ08] i can do the blowjob part, no problem. Run out of steak and the pumps are dry, so no beer im afraid.
[08:37pm] [o6uoq] vodka yes, red bull no. gray goose on the rocks thanks.
[08:37pm] [o6uoq] ..cocaine is fine, but that red bull shit will give you the runs - not wings!
[08:37pm] [kickass_6] jj08: shhhhh then….. dont talk. less talking/more sucking.
[08:38pm] [o6uoq] I am just wondering in CSS, what purpose does the # character serve?

[08:38pm] [JJ08] its the ID selector

[08:38pm] [o6uoq] JJ08, could you please elaborate? if I make a div called penis, is the ID selector for that div called #penis
[08:38pm] [JJ08] yeah
[08:38pm] [o6uoq] and within #penis i apply the content details?

[08:39pm] [kickass_6] #kickassPenis { width: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000em; }

[10:41pm] [flotishtu] .solidblockmenu ul{ how do i make the div in center?
[10:42pm] [flotishtu] .solidblockmenu ul{ how do i make the div in center? in example 3 of http://www.dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex1/ddtabmenu.htm ?

[10:43pm] • flotishtu waits
[10:45pm] • flotishtu waits

[10:46pm] [nytis] the answer is 42
[10:46pm] [nytis] you just need the question

[04:20pm] [G1nx] team #css for the win!

[04:20pm] [erf] I totally killed you with my deagle!

[04:20pm] [erf] It was a complete headshot
[04:20pm] [G1nx] yea not even half one a complete one!
[04:21pm] [erf] Man, I love playing CS:S
[04:21pm] [G1nx] fuck yea!

[01:42am] [RyanChurc] i basically just want to set a width for a div
[01:43am] [RyanChurc] your telling me there's no easy way?
[01:43am] [Arrakis] i gave you an easy way
[01:43am] [Arrakis] if you can't use that
[01:43am] [Arrakis] that's your problem
[01:43am] [RyanChurc] ok now that you're on ignore
[01:43am] [RyanChurc] it's one thing to help someone
[01:44am] [RyanChurc] another to be an arrogant jackass while doing it
[01:44am] [Arrakis] and another thing to reject somebodys help

[18:40:48] <Huvet> yeah, but I won't give away all my sassy info on there

[16:33:21] <z0p> is it possible to hide the blinking cursor in a text input element?

[06:04am] [n0n3] Hi, I have the class ".section" and I put it in this tag "<div class="section">". Is there a way I can add in the CSS so there is a <p> each time that class is called? Thanks.
[06:05am] [grexican`] huh?
[06:05am] [grexican`] you want CSS to modify the markup?
[06:05am] [n0n3] grexican` in a nutshell yes.
[06:05am] [grexican`] in a nutshell, that's stupid… heh… no you can't

[16:57] <OxC2D> I think…. I managed to create a site that crashes IE7 without any scripting…
[16:57] <OxC2D> Just CSS
[16:59] <reisio> OxC2D: you very well could be the eightieth person to do that
[16:59] <reisio> congrats
[16:59] <reisio> it is an exploit, it's just the meaning of the word 'exploit' is lost on IE :p
[16:59] <OxC2D> hehe
[16:59] <OxC2D> But, .. why does it do that?
[17:00] <OxC2D> http://nomdeluxe.com
[17:00] <reisio> OxC2D: because it was coded by infants
[17:00] <OxC2D> reisio: … why do you say that?
[17:01] <reisio> because I have a knack for sensing the blatantly obvious
[17:01] <OxC2D> but, did you look at it or are you just saying that?
[17:01] <reisio> it's the same way I know most chics are shallower than mount everest

[03:30pm] [grexican] which element are you setting the bg on
[03:33pm] [grexican] and which browser… it looks fine in IE7 and FF2 for me
[03:39pm] [kickass_6] you used to only say that about me :(
[03:45pm] [grexican] kickass_6 what can I say, I liked you more as jessica

[01:02am] [TBF] [23:49] <raRaRa> if some sites are written in late '90s then fuck them
[01:02am] [TBF] [23:49] <raRaRa> they should follow the BASIC css rules
[01:02am] [TBF] Yep, your users would support you with a passion as they take your browsers and install en mass.
[01:02am] [TBF] You also have zero clue on how lazy defined the W3C "specifications"s are.
[01:03am] [TBF] They are all "recommendations" for example.
[01:03am] [TBF] It is up to you as the browser coder to work out what to do.
[01:03am] [raRaRa] i dont give a fuck, IE team are paid to make a browser
[01:03am] [raRaRa] so they should follow css proper
[01:03am] [TBF] Ok, you go back to your kids poll.
[01:03am] [TBF] pool even
[01:03am] [raRaRa] if you wish to call it that, sure
[01:03am] [raRaRa] the discussion ends here
[01:04am] [TBF] FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT LIVE

[01:16am] [TBF] "Oh, it seems my floats misbehaving, let me see if someone has resolved it" instead of /msg #css OH GOD WHY DOES THE MARKET LEADER BROWSER SUCK?!

[10:19pm] [SHurikk] how can i create a non rectangular button in html?
[10:20pm] [erf] <button type="submit"><img src="blah.jpg" alt="" /></button>
[10:21pm] [SHurikk] but it still rectangular….

[06:16am] [fryguy101] hi quick question
[06:16am] [fryguy101] how do i adjust the tabbing of "ordered" and "unordered lists"
[06:18am] [nightshif] margin?
[06:18am] [nightshif] #id el {margin:;} ?
[06:18am] [fryguy101] yeah
[06:18am] [fryguy101] where do i put it
[06:19am] [nightshif] um
[06:19am] [nightshif] in the stylesheet ?

[11:31pm] [jexmex] anybody lingering around?
[11:36pm] [grexican] no go away kthnxbye

[05:42pm] »» join comrade- (~comrade@really.ownz.com) [Internic Commercial]
[05:43pm] [comrade-] i have a form. i want to align the form inputs (name, e-mail, password) on the left-hand site. can i do without using tables?
[05:44pm] [Arrakis] sure
[05:44pm] [comrade-] how
[05:47pm] [comrade-] http://themaninblue.com/experiment/InForm/margin.htm
[05:47pm] [comrade-] this is what i am looking for
[05:47pm] [comrade-] hmm i'll take a look at it
[05:48pm] [comrade-] he's using <label> tag, i have no idea what that is
[05:49pm] [comrade-] you don't have to answer that, just thinking out loud
[05:49pm] [comrade-] i think i gota the hang for it
[05:49pm] [comrade-] thanks
[05:49pm] «« part comrade- [~comrade@really.ownz.com]
[05:50pm] [G1nx] that's great he entirely helped himself
[05:50pm] [a|K|a] that guy really shows that self help WORKS!

[04:07pm] [hsv-al] so the <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"> line is necessary / mandatory if its going to be a xhtml doc? doctype line is just for w3c sanity checking?
[04:08pm] [Defcon] both necessary
[04:08pm] [trovster] XHTML is pointless.
[04:08pm] [Defcon] necessary !
[04:08pm] [hsv-al] trovster, well based on what im reading it seems its more suited
[04:08pm] [hsv-al] for hooking into databases?
[04:08pm] • trovster faceslams

[03:47pm] [djcraigey] grrr css IE bugs are so annoying
[03:49pm] [TBlueF] Job security baby!

<+Perma> Meeting girls in pubs is great 'cause they can't alt+tab you IRL

[01:30am] [wellman] TBF: got anymore ideas?
[01:30am] [TBF] I stopped thinking after I saw what you were trying to do :-/

[01:29am] [kraypius] http://zirhost.com/beta4/ IN YOUR FACE #CSS. NO TABLES
[01:35am] [trovster] Shame you've not validated, else you'd have picked up upon - <p align="right">

[01:30am] [djspark] what's the secret for getting a <li> to display: inline; ?
[01:30am] [Nixed] li { display: inline; }
[01:30am] [Nixed] \o/

[08:42pm] [nrgetik] perverts
[08:42pm] [kickass_6] you're just jealous cause you're mom quit letting you suck her titties
[08:43pm] [JJ08] my mom still lets me :p ner ner
[08:43pm] [kickass_6] I have to agree, its a little distubring at 20
[08:43pm] [JJ08] it is? im 23 and its fine for me … and her
[08:43pm] [nrgetik] lol
[08:43pm] [nrgetik] wow
[08:43pm] [kickass_6] JJ08: yeah but you're a paying customer :P

[08:02pm] [erf] nuth: DONE IT!
[08:04pm] [kickass_5] hehe lost your virginity?
[08:05pm] [forss] lol
[08:05pm] [erf] That was gone ages ago
[08:05pm] [erf] I finished my pastebin
[08:05pm] [forss] thats what they all say
[08:05pm] [sent] yeah, that's when daddy came into the bedroom that one night, erf.
[08:05pm] [erf] My dad died when I was 3
[08:05pm] [kickass_5] ages ago in internet language translates to never
[08:06pm] [sent] erf: so you lost your virginity at 2? :(

<nuth> can I fap in 10 mins?
<nuth> I'm going to work soon, but I got a boner
<nuth> I want to fap
<nuth> but if I start up and don't make it, I don't know what'll happen
<nuth> sometimes it sucks to have a penis
<nuth> even if I don't fap, it will be a problem
<Delivos> i feel we are too intimately attuned to your faplife
<Delivos> anyway, listen to nike
<forss> haha nuth
<forss> rofl Delivos
<forss> I think so too
<Delivos> http://theshoegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nike2.jpg

[05:38pm] [Mnemonic] is there a method to have css property direct to url?
[05:39pm] [trovster] Pardon?
[05:40pm] [Mnemonic] say i have a #idObject .. can i give it a property that tells the client to redirect? or thats not in the css domain?
[05:40pm] [Mnemonic] or css shouldn't do that
[05:41pm] [trovster] CSS is style.
[05:41pm] [Mnemonic] yah,. i thought css shouldn't touch that stuff. thx

[09:26am] [Maikeru] border-bottom:thick #000000; would be correct right?
[09:28am] [Maikeru] none of my div boreders are showing up
[09:28am] [Maikeru] wtf
[09:29am] [Oatmeal] thick isn't a valid value
[09:30am] [Maikeru] and this is why i hate dreamweaver at times lol

[07:28am] [Yoshi] hey guys is there any program out there that will tweak your CSS to look the same on all browsers?

[12:32pm] [trovster] lcase: Read the channel rules.
[12:32pm] [trovster] you're abusing tables for layout
[12:32pm] [lcase] no. i have tables inside <div> ?

[03:13am] [Ox40] What is the EASIEST, SIMPLEST way to give a NEVERMIND
[03:14am] [TBF_] You bastard
[03:14am] [TBF_] You "rick rolled" me in help sentence
[03:14am] [Ox40] :P

[05:53pm] [trovster] zomg, twas funny, trovster 'went off on one'. zomg i aint gonna read, just ask and ask and ask, even after given a url to read.
[05:53pm] [trovster] but when i get an answer, im gonna say "yeh but i know better".

[01:57am] [TeKKy] nm
[01:57am] [TeKKy] I'm down
[01:57am] [TeKKy] dumb*

[06:47pm] [ronghail] css as in compact style sheets or cross site scripting? site A has a crappy interface, site B has a nice wrapper, but A blocks B. would be nice to use xss to allow the user to use the nicer interface but access A directly
[06:50pm] [trevor] what
[06:50pm] [trevor] cascading style sheets heh, neither of the above are correct.
[06:50pm] [ronghail] oh

[03:01am] [Dgmr] How do I center vertically an <img> (that I can't know for sure the size) in a <div> ?
[03:01am] [Dgmr] Anything is fair game, including javascript…
[03:02am] [stevemkk] magic
[03:02am] [Dgmr] as long as you can tell me how I do it

[06:33am] [porfuse] http://************.com/
[06:33am] [porfuse] can someone help me with my game
[06:34am] [porfuse] if you can just click on that link and play that will be good
[06:34am] [porfuse] k thanks
[06:35am] [trevor] porfuse: … is there something specific you need?
[06:35am] [porfuse] na i just wanted to spam my game
[06:36am] [porfuse] i just released it 27 mins ago
[06:36am] [trevor] yea…
[06:36am]   »» ban trevor bans *!*porfuse@*.dhcp.nwtn.ct.charter.com
[06:36am]   «« kick trevor has kicked porfuse (your game sucks)

[03:09pm] [erf] heh
[03:09pm] [erf] I stopped going to 4chan when I found kiddie porn

[07:23pm] [semandic] there is a formula for being a great #css user …
[07:23pm] [semandic] if you know the answer to someone's question, tell them they are an idiot
[07:24pm] [semandic] if you don't know the answer, turn it around and mock the site's design
[07:24pm] [semandic] either way, you look smart!

[09:24am] [namo_] hey xtor, you want to run dns on the same server as your web server?
[09:24am] [xtor] namo_, yes
[09:24am] [brentter] just use a free dns service like easydns
[09:25am] [xtor] naw I got like 50 domains to take care of...plus I want to learn this since I am starting a webhosting company
[09:25am] [brentter] what about if that domain/server goes down though
[09:25am] [xtor] who cares

<crucials> waiting to have sex before you're married is like waiting to learn guitar til you find a band

[12:36am] [sinai] this channel is retardedly ignorant at times
[12:36am] [sinai] i think my brain just died a little

[01:26am] [S34MU5] Hi
[01:26am] [S34MU5] Is this counter strike source?
[01:26am] [Nixed] No
[01:26am] [Lann] yes

[01:26am] [Lann] we wrote the stylesheets for counter-strike
[01:26am] [S34MU5] up for a source war?
[01:27am] [S34MU5] cool
[01:27am] [Lann] ok ready…go
[01:27am] [S34MU5] server ip
[01:27am] [S34MU5] SHUT THE HELL UP
[01:27am] [S34MU5] NOOBS

[01:27am] «« part S34MU5 [~s34mu5.ps@88-105-2-39.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com]

[05:46pm] »» join shygirl (~val@adsl-75-36-36-13.dsl.sndg02.sbcglobal.net) [Internic Network]

[05:51pm] [gprocess] quick - a girl.
[05:52pm] [kickass_6] shes shy, she dont talk
[05:52pm] • kickass_6 hopes though she does everything else
[05:53pm] [gprocess] I have coffee breath.
[05:54pm] [kickass_6] I could go for a coffee, should go grab one soon
[05:54pm] [gprocess] off you pop.

[02:31am] [Arrakis] lol
[02:32am] [Arrakis] firefox is being awesome
[02:32am] [Arrakis] width:56%; float:left;
[02:32am] [Arrakis] is taking up 100% width
[02:32am] [Arrakis] lmao
[02:34am] [Arrakis] omg
[02:34am] [Arrakis] hahahah

[09:17am] [cliff_] ahha
[09:18am] [cliff_] in ff10
[09:18am] [cliff_] there's that village at the start Besaid
[09:18am] [cliff_] but in japanese, it sounds like. bay-siieede
[09:18am] [cliff_] like, bayside
[09:18am] [cliff_] that makes a lot of sense
[09:18am] [Defcon] ok

[09:41am] [cliff_] man
[09:41am] [cliff_] er
[09:41am] [cliff_] sorry guys, wrong irc channel
[09:41am] [cliff_] <.<

[03:36pm] [dEErF] what is it called when a window is within a window?
[03:36pm] [dEErF] iframe?
[03:37pm] [trevor] a window within a window?
[03:38pm] [trevor] web sites don't have "windows"
[03:39pm] • dEErF slaps trevor around a bit with a large trout
[03:39pm] • dEErF slaps trevor around a bit with a large trout
[03:39pm] • dEErF slaps trevor around a bit with a large trout
[03:39pm] »» ban trevor bans *!*derf@*.dyn.optonline.net
[03:39pm] «« kick trevor has kicked dEErF (dEErF)

[05:44pm] [trevor] what are we asking resolution for?
[05:44pm] [trevor] i have a BIG one.
[05:44pm] [grexican] trevor sounds like you're compensating for something
[05:44pm] [trevor] I probably am
[05:44pm] [trevor] but we'll get to that later.
[05:44pm] [_SkyNET_] trevor
[05:44pm] [_SkyNET_] what size
[05:44pm] [_SkyNET_] does it fit your screen?

[08:09am] [Wolfi_] hi folks
[08:09am] [Wolfi_] anyone good with Drupal?
[08:11am] [G1nx] sadly no i bet i could makes lot's of $ with it
[08:12am] [Wolfi_] lots of money with drupal?
[08:12am] [G1nx] clearly sarcasm doesn't translate well over irc..

[04:59pm] [roxlu] hmmm it seems that FF3 is changing the source
[05:00pm] [grexican] yea browsers change your local source code all the time
[05:00pm] [grexican] gotta be careful
[05:00pm] [grexican] soon they'll be the ones responsible for ftp'ing pron to your computer, too

<mykz-> does anyone ever speak in #html?
<gprocess> only if i don't wanna sound stupid in #css

<gprocess> you know who did a really nice backend
<gprocess> g1nx

[05:59am] [jph] Hey guys, can I have a little assistance please?
[05:59am] [jph] (For a personal website, don't wish to publically spread it)
[06:01am] [kickass_6] question is?
[06:01am] [jph] Well, better if someone could help me via PM
[06:02am] [kickass_6] not moi :P
[06:02am] [kickass_6] dont be ashamed, we all suck here
[06:02am] [kickass_6] just some more than others
[06:02am] [jph] But I'm really pitiful
[06:02am] [jph] Oh well
[06:02am] [jph] Here ->
[06:02am] [jph] file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/jd/Desktop/JunkRat.html

<gprocess> fuck man - i'm so tired
<gprocess> i FUCKING hate agencies.
<Stephen-> I FUCKING hate lima beans
<Contempte> I FUCKING hate how babby is formed when you dont want babby to be formed.

<fartstink> so I was thinking about the other weekend when I had sex with a man
<fartstink> and I was concerned I was gay because of it
<fartstink> but I realized something
<fartstink> riding a horse once doesnt make you a cowboy
<wildlele> wtf
<wildlele> why did you have sex with a man you faggot
<fartstink> It was a crime of passion.
<fartstink> and beer
<fartstink> we didnt do it in pooper
<fartstink> we ade out and i gave him a bj
<wildlele> you sucked dick and youre trying to say youre not gay?
<fartstink> yes
<wildlele> how did his cum feel sliding down your throat fag
<fartstink> it was sweet

[05:12pm] [lwizardl] sorry windows decided to crap out
[05:12pm] [DraFt] yeah them user 404 errors suck

[11:50am] [firewire_] for some reason, two divs on my site wont center in IE but look fine in safari and firefox, any tips?
[11:51am] [reisio] firewire_: http://validator.w3.org/ http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/
[11:51am] [erf] firewire_: install firefox on every visitors computer.
[11:51am] [reisio] heheheh
[11:52am] [erf] before the bad days, you could have wrote a activex control to install firefox
[11:52am] [erf] :P
[11:53am] [reisio] why stop at the browser
[11:53am] [reisio] rewrite their box with OpenBSD

[11:14pm] [ScopeMonk] Hi, could anyone advise about a "can't get these images in the right place" problem please?
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[11:37pm] [reisio] only waited 20 minutes, newb

[03:33pm] [Dmgr] stupid IRC client… did anybody say anything about my issue ?
[03:35pm] [Arrakis] nope
[03:35pm] [Arrakis] we were all laughing about your stupid irc client

[08:24pm] [balexandr] Hi guys, I need a little "push" …
[08:25pm] [JJ08_] push?
[08:25pm] • drusepth nudges balexandr

[02:09am] • JJ08 is vectoring a women and has to trace around her breasts. MMMMMMMM, the sight is all pleasing to the eye.
[02:10am] [JJ08] although the girlfriend is convinced I'm looking at porn and not actually working.
[02:12am] [akr_] use the gf as reference, and your good to go :)
[02:12am] [akr_] plus brownie points
[02:13am] [JJ08] ha ha i wish she was as hot as these models. Don't get me wrong she is hot, but these people get paid to strip
[02:13am] [akr_] better do a /clear on that one

[19:20]grexican: I bet you didn't knwo this, but if you press the clitoris the right way and at the same time rub her nipple, the theme from star wars will play
[19:20] grexican: did you ever hear that?
[19:20] grexican: no? exactly….
[19:22] JJ08_: grexian: when you actually play with a real clitoris and not that of a toy star wars character you will understand that there is more to sexual intercourse than pocking your finger at a clitoris

[01:49am] [JJ08] finally, works. Just need to add functionality to allow users to plot directions. http://82.46.145.68/google/
[01:49am] [JJ08] ah wrong channel
[01:49am] [kickass_6] dude, you are STILL working on that shit?
[01:49am] [kickass_6] that was like hours ago when I was at work
[01:50am] [JJ08] ha ha. Dude, i do have other things to do, lol.
[01:50am] [JJ08] I wish I had the time to work on personal stuff. Girlfriend was moaning I dont spend enough time with her so decided to watch a movie with a glasss of wine :P
[01:52am] [kickass_6] oh nice, playing the imaginary gf card so we dont think you are a loser :P

[10:48pm] [loadstr] guess ill use padding
[10:48pm] [kickass_6] yes, you should do something to prevent that monthly bleeding

<EM1> Heh.
<mykz-> hello?
<EM1> Keep fucking around and I'll have a few thousand bots DDoS you, son.
<mykz-> oh god!
<EM1> Erps… wrong person. Sorry… ignore that.
<mykz-> who the hell are you?

[11:12:33] * kozmonaut (kozmonaut@d75-153-81-70.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #SEO
<kozmonaut> WORD
<DaveJ|UK> EXCEL
<HM2K> OUTLOOK: pretty good.

[02:43pm] [wasabi`] If you watch the movie 'Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

[22:49:16] * Now talking on #css
[22:49:16] * Topic for #css is: Cascading Style Sheets | http://faq.css-standards.org/ | DO U LIEK FISHSTICKS?!
[22:50:19] <koltroll> yes? I like fishsticks.
[22:53:06] <Lakario> do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
[22:54:01] <koltroll> eh. yea since I like them, I do like eating them.. and since I do like to eat them it kinda makes sense that I like to put them in my mouth
[22:54:29] <Lakario> What are you, a gay fish?
[22:54:51] <koltroll> HAH! NO! I'M NOT! YOU STEPPED RIGHT INTO MY BRILLIANT TRAP! THAT JOKE DOESN'T WORK IN WRITING! SUCKER!

[02:07pm] [nuth] yeah, would be nice if we all liked the same thing
[02:08pm] [koltroll] no actually that would be terrible
[02:08pm] [nuth] why?
[02:09pm] [nuth] you just said you hate the linux community because we like diffrent things
[02:09pm] [koltroll] yea
[02:10pm] [koltroll] Well I say all kinds of things.
[02:10pm] [koltroll] I don't actually haft to stand up for anything I say, do I? :/
[02:10pm] [nuth] you know what I think?
[02:10pm] [koltroll] Just don't tell me I'm a confused young man. Cause I can't handle that.
[02:10pm] [nuth] I think you like everyone else got brainwashed to think that if we all liked the same thing, that would be bad
[02:11pm] [nuth] but the fact is, if we all could agree on everything, we could spend more time on improving the stuff we like
[02:11pm] [nuth] and making what we like
[02:11pm] [koltroll] yes. like the nazis
[02:11pm] [nuth] wat?

<stevegm> what do you do when you get real annoyed at shit at everything
<Stephen-> ./quit
<Stephen-> ./suicide

[01:17] <kinesis_> how do i get rid of the ugly white border then
[01:17] <yegor> body { margin: 0; padding: 0; }
[01:18] <kinesis_> do i have to have a <body > tag

[03:24am] [Prometh] i just don't like floats
[03:24am] [Prometh] my css became bloated

[07:23am] [CrackPipe] is firebug better than dreamweaver?
[07:24am] [ScaryLptp] never heard of firebug
[07:24am] [CrackPipe] topic^^

[12:08am] [LORDZERG] look CSS
[12:08am] [LORDZERG] http://pastebin.com/m5e3533db
[12:09am] [LORDZERG] and the included page
[12:09am] [LORDZERG] http://pastebin.com/m7af99d73
[12:10am] [LORDZERG] this page is included in my main page
[12:10am] [LORDZERG] and i dont want CSS in included page

[12:15am] [LORDZERG] JJ08
[12:15am] [LORDZERG] ?
[12:15am] [LORDZERG] did u see it

[12:24am] [LORDZERG] Ox41
[12:24am] [LORDZERG] will you help me ?
[12:25am] [LORDZERG] or anyone

[12:36am] [LORDZERG] ahhh same IDs
[12:36am] [LORDZERG] same <div ID= asdlkalsdkk

[12:38am] [LORDZERG] i fix it
[12:38am] [LORDZERG] 10x for not helping me
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[05:10pm] »» mode nevrasc changes mode(s) to +m

[05:17pm] »» nick change Delivos (delivos@efnet.summitmedia.co.uk) changes nick to "CSSFAILS"
[05:17pm] »» nick change CSSFAILS (delivos@efnet.summitmedia.co.uk) changes nick to "Delivos"

[05:22pm] [nevrasc] Didn't know +m could be abused with nick changes :)

[12:15pm] [amirul] i have button which linked to background image in CSS. It works well iin firefox, but not in IE7. Anybody has an idea why its behaved like that?
[12:16pm] [amirul] <input type="submit" name="submit" id="submit" class="rlbutton" />
[12:17pm] [amirul] the class rlbutton has background image
[12:17pm] [amirul] what other option i can use?

[12:17pm] [trovster] It works fine.
[12:17pm] [trovster] No.
[12:18pm] [trovster] <amirul> i have button – <input type="submit"> is NOT a <button>
[12:18pm] [trovster] And I said don't use name="submit" …

[12:18pm] [amirul] should i delete that name="submit"?
[12:19pm] • trovster headslams + walks away.

[01:37pm] [ruin12345] 5on5 server off d2!
[01:37pm] [trovster] No.
[01:37pm] [ruin12345] 5on5 server off low+
[01:37pm] [trovster] No.
[01:37pm] [ruin12345] yes
[01:37pm] [ruin12345] 5on5 server off low+

[01:37pm] »» op CGI ops trovster in #css
[01:37pm] »» ban trovster bans *!*@80-42-202-103.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com
[01:37pm] «« kick cssling has kicked ruin12345 (Banned)

[02:10pm] [Dgmr] I can't get the a:hover to apply to a an <a> inside a table td
[02:10pm] [gprocess] yellow
[02:10pm] [Dgmr] I set it like: .SideBar a:hover {color: white;}
[02:10pm] [Dgmr] What about yellow ?

[02:12pm] [gprocess] its a pretty colour - and also a hip way of saying hello.

[04:29pm] [hsv-al] Its all good, evidently irc is for rabid packs of wolves who are atheists, and don't give any help to beginners. Like China was abusing tibetans, massive death came it's way

[03:37am] [Rogi] is there a way to target ff2 and not ff3?

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[06:49pm] [gavi] folks i have a list pulling stuff from a database now i want it nicely ordered like a spread sheet or like we used to do with html.. what am i searching google for?
[06:50pm] [hurr] for tabular data <table> is still appropriate
[06:50pm] [gavi] hurr, thanks.. but wouldnt my page fail to complete the w3 validation?
[06:51pm] [gavi] nevermind, thanks for your help
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[04:12pm] [shrimpfry] does anyone know of something similar to lightbox/greybox that displays flash objects?
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] greyflash
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] or flashlight?
[04:13pm] [Defcon__] :)
[04:13pm] [Arrakis] fleshlight

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[02:04am] [Sulphiron] Anyone here?
[02:05am] [trevor] yes/no
[02:06am] [Windopain] Sulphiron: yes but only one question is allowed.
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] lol
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] then its gonna be very vague question
[02:06am] [Windopain] Sulphiron: you already asked on
[02:06am] [Windopain] one
[02:06am] [trevor] Sulphiron: ask in here, not in /query
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] meh well
[02:06am] [Sulphiron] Im trying to make a CSS Server and im having difficulties from the start, are any of you willing to help me figure it out?
[02:07am] [trevor] heh, wrong channel :P
[02:07am] [trevor] see /topic
[02:07am] [Sulphiron] Ah fuck
[02:07am] [Windopain] wtf is a css server
[02:07am] [Sulphiron] I feel stupid
[02:09am] [Sulphiron] that would be a game..with the same acronym as cascading style sheets
[02:10am] [Windopain] darn initialisms
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[05:32pm] [bLUEE] Hey, I am using the pngfix.htc file.. but in ie6 we are getting this weird thing.. where links dont work on the page.
[05:32pm] [bLUEE] has anyone experienced this before >?
[05:32pm] [loadstr] yes
[05:32pm] [trovster] NO.
[05:32pm] [trovster] No one, you're first one in the history of the interet.

< nrgetik> whats the biggest css file ever?
< kickass_6> the one they printed, made into a tampon to plug nuth's mom's hole'