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<ratty_> oohh shii
<ratty_> delivery guy from amazon just caught me blasting out Geri Haliwell - It's raining men
<ratty_> damn.

15:45 < ratty_> SET SAIL AND CONQUER!
15:45 < ratty_> damn i love pirate rock
15:50 < airco> we all know you love pirate cock

[13:22] * +airco (~sdf@224.Red-79-157-176.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) Quit (ircd.he.net irc.prison.net)
[13:24] * sdfwe (~sdf@224.Red-79-157-176.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined #webdev
[13:31] <sdfwe> airco Nick/channel is temporarily unavailable
[13:32] <sdfwe> can't get it back
[13:32] * sdfwe is now known as airco_
[13:33] <[M]ax> maybe its services juped
[13:59] * airco (leon@xw-news.net) has joined #webdev
[13:59] <airco> HAH!
[14:01] <+delivos> i'm a big fat gaylord
[14:01] <airco> aww gay wrong window
[14:01] <airco> NO I'M A BIG FAT GAYLORD
[14:01] <+delivos> this isn't event worth saving
[14:01] <+delivos> lol

[02:49pm] [ratty_] scientists believe goldfish can recognise thier owners and get excited when they see them...
[02:49pm] [ratty_] never seen a goldfish with a boner
[02:50pm] [ratty_] they could swim upside down near the surface and pretend it's a perescope
[02:50pm] [ratty_] "hey look at me im a submarin"

[12:25:24 pm] <ratty_> ok this was funny
[12:25:30 pm] <ratty_> im in the supermarket with my girlfriend
[12:25:38 pm] <ratty_> she's from Israel
[12:25:55 pm] <ratty_> anyway she asks me why im buying expensive Cravendale milk
[12:26:01 pm] <ratty_> and says i should buy the normal stuff
[12:26:07 pm] <ratty_> the normal stuff is Welsh
[12:26:17 pm] <ratty_> so i say, I dont like it, it's from Wales
[12:26:29 pm] <ratty_> her expression changed to one of suprise
[12:26:39 pm] <ratty_> she only thought it was milk from a Whale didnt she

[17:54:14] <ckb> sorry, I don't like using li's
[17:54:17] <ckb> personal preference.

[11:49am] [ratty_] wow they can get all these stats from a friggin email
[11:50am] [G1nx] ratty_ that's nothing i can see how many sheets of toilet paper you use from apache's access.log
[11:51am] [ratty_] lol
[11:51am] [ratty_] I actually spent out on some quality quilted toilet paper
[11:51am] [ratty_] what a crock
[11:52am] [G1nx] ever since i went econut i just scrape it off with old newspapers
[11:52am] [G1nx] or i just don't scrape it all and when i plant new things in my garden i just burry my underwear with it
[11:52am] [ratty_] you must have a black ink stained arse my friend
[11:53am] [G1nx] yea my star of david never been that black!

[04:20pm]   »» join wade (wade@seriousirc.com) [Internic Commercial]
[04:20pm] [s0ldevi] what a waste of an ip
[04:21pm] [HM2K] that's what yo momma said
[04:21pm] [s0ldevi] so there's two of us vs. one of you
[04:21pm] [s0ldevi] motion carried
[04:22pm] [HM2K] well i couldn't carry her.
[04:22pm] [s0ldevi] that is a terrible comeback
[04:22pm] [HM2K] better than yours
[04:23pm] [s0ldevi] no
[04:23pm] [HM2K] see

[18:19:57] <@HM2K> https://www.google.com/adsense/g-app-single-1
[18:20:02] <@HM2K> is that page blank for anyone?
[18:20:21] <delivos> not i
[18:21:02] <@HM2K> oh wait
[18:21:05] <@HM2K> adblocker :p

[15:26:22] <mykz-> running vista is like running into a wall and then asking why it hurts.

[04:12pm] [iluims] i suck. i lost motivation and my server vps subscription ran out heh :/
[04:17pm] [delivos] massive fail
[04:17pm] [matt1982] lol
[04:17pm] [matt1982] not very nice
[04:17pm] [matt1982] iluims, did you work alone?
[04:17pm] [delivos] accurate y/n!
[04:18pm] [matt1982] delivos, i only said "not very nice" after because i didn't want iluims to think i was laughing at his misfortune
[04:18pm] [delivos] but you were, weren't you?
[04:19pm] [matt1982] no i was laughing at you writing "massive fail"
[04:19pm] [matt1982] it could of been at anything
[04:19pm] [matt1982] the massive fail part i mean
[04:19pm] [matt1982] and i would of laughed

[07:19pm] [ratty_] fucking twitch in my lower back
[07:19pm] [ratty_] feels really... wierd
[07:20pm] [ratty_] like im brewing a huge fart
[07:20pm] [ratty_] and bowl gasses are moving around
[07:20pm] [ratty_] it's raining cats & dogs here

[05:03pm] [airco] i was so drunk yesterday and pissed someone off... there was a wheelchair parked outside the pub and i though it would be funny to go sit in it and act like Andy from Little Britain.... guy was not amused

[02:48pm] [s0ldevi] i've fucking had it up to here with midgets _
[02:49pm] [HM2K] >_<

[12:46pm] [HM2K] is it sad that I used software that plays midi files out of the pc speaker to play the a-team theme tune to get someone's attention to a machine at a remote location? *grin*

[01:46pm] [ratty_] shit i just fucked up
[01:46pm] [ratty_] i meant to register a .org on behalf of a client for 10 years
[01:47pm] [ratty_] i registered a .com by accident
[01:47pm] • ratty_ slaps self
[01:49pm] [ratty_] 114 GBP!
[01:50pm] [ratty_] ive just regged the .org now
[01:50pm] [ratty_] so i have the .com & .org for ten fucking years
[01:50pm] [ratty_] you think 123-reg will refund me..?
[01:50pm] [ratty_] i didnt read the small print
[01:50pm] [ratty_] FUCK.

[02:25pm] [delivos] Italy passes emergency rape law
[02:26pm] [matt1982] delivos, is that off your list of countries to visit then?
[02:26pm] [matt1982] :)
[02:27pm] [delivos] haha
[02:27pm] [delivos] i know!
[02:27pm] [delivos] "sir, you raped this loli"
[02:28pm] [delivos] "it was an emergency"
[02:28pm] [delivos] "then you may go!"

[11:15am] [koltroll] G1nx, you gonna bike to? with matt? you like biking, don't ya son?
[11:17am] [G1nx] if i can reach 100 uniques a day on http://www.quoteirc.com
[11:17am] [G1nx] then i'm doing it
[11:18am] [koltroll] G1nx, hah
[11:18am] [koltroll] G1nx, well then I guess it settled. you'll never be biking again
[11:18am] [G1nx] koltroll ye man of little faith
[11:18am] [G1nx] T__T

[02:24pm] [HM2K] don't argue with the regs lol
[02:25pm] [HM2K] come on!
[02:25pm] -> *koltroll* what's going on?
[02:26pm] [G1nx] yea blame me for him pulling a trovster
[02:26pm] [G1nx] suuure
[02:26pm] [airco] hehe, trovster's back in the channel?
[02:27pm] «« part trovster [~trovster@cpc2-staf1-0-0-cust877.sol2.cable.ntl.com]
[02:27pm] [HM2K] hahahahaha
[02:27pm] [G1nx] see
[02:27pm] [HM2K] haha.
[02:27pm] [G1nx] rofl
[02:27pm] [airco] lol

[09:53] <+matt1982> where are all the good shoe shops!!!!
[09:53] <+mykz-> online!
[09:54] <+matt1982> how can i try them on, online lol
[09:54] <+mykz-> dude give me a break you asked for a solution
[09:54] <+mykz-> i gave you one
[09:54] <+mykz-> now stop bitching
[09:54] <+mykz-> :P
[09:55] <+matt1982> hehe true