Latest #seo EFnet Quotes:

  • #709
  • Posted by: Perma
  • Posted on: 2009-11-09 14:21:04
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<intrin> how much do i rotate an image to see it backwards in photoshop?

  • #700
  • Posted by: Perma
  • Posted on: 2009-10-23 15:25:15
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<x0rcist> :x
<x0rcist> http://wickedwpthemes.com/woogle/
<Perma> haha cool
<room217> that is cool
<crap> nice footer
<crap> wordpress themes and colon cleanse diet
<crap> those are pretty much the 2 things i live for

  • #692
  • Posted by: TBF
  • Posted on: 2009-09-25 12:16:16
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

[16:59] <Saberu> i need a way to open 2 instances of firefox
[16:59] <Saberu> possible?

  • #687
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-09-22 09:18:36
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<airco> i licked a clit with tabasco on my tongue
<[MiN-0]> how was that for you
<airco> the screams were the best part

00:53 < CLavi> I turned down getting with a beautiful girl the other night
00:53 < CLavi> because I didnt wanna spend $8 cover

  • #646
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-06-29 12:30:34
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<[piker]> im not that clever.. i go about 2 mins... or so then im done.. just like hm2k pointed out

  • #644
  • Posted by: HM2K
  • Posted on: 2009-06-29 07:19:40
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

[12:14:57 pm] <HM2K> LAMP
[12:15:38 pm] <porkch0p> lamp is a fucking community centre not college :D
[12:15:53 pm] <HM2K> linux apache mysql perl/php/python
[12:15:56 pm] <SeoBob> the lamps don't work for me in vista.. :(

16:15 < Dox> so word1word2word3.net or word1-word2-word3.com
16:15 < Dox> which is better to snag if im just snagging one
16:15 <@delivos> oo toughie
16:15 <@delivos> bigfatcocks.net or big-fat-cocks.com
16:16 <+TBF> RFC2606 hangs its head in shame
16:17 <+TBF> How can example.com, .net and .org compete with bigfatcocks.net ?
16:17 <+TBF> ;(

20:26 < nanook^> has ayone had a problem with wordpress' sitemap xml plug in writting the .htaccess?
20:27 < nanook^> and pointing it to a folder in wp-content?
20:29 <+[piker]> nope
20:30 < K1LL4|0G> ill laugh at you if i damn well please
20:30 < K1LL4|0G> so why cant he
20:31 <+[piker]> well.. do you want the PC answer or the real answer?
20:34 < nzaw4> keep it real piker
20:37 < etnom> when keeping real goes wrong
20:38 <+[piker]> well thats good i dont really have a PC answer.. but the answer is.. you are black.. and therefore
dont count.. you can say and do shit... and no one cares cus you dont matter.. however.. bvllets is
white.. so it does matter.. he doesnt need anyone that matters to judge him
20:39 <+[piker]> though i will say.. you do matter when you do things physically to hurt whites..
20:39 <@bvllets> WAT

17:07 < ApexSEORM> I shut down my topsite last summer
17:07 < ApexSEORM> lot of people were getting busted so I was like fuck that
17:07 <@doug> why bothers, torrents are where it's at.
17:07 <@doug> bother*
17:07 < ApexSEORM> I mean mine was set up really nice, truecrypt on everything 1024 bit ssl on the ftp
17:07 < ApexSEORM> all that stuff
17:07 < ApexSEORM> but still
17:07 < ApexSEORM> fuck it
17:08 < s0ldevi> yeah, fuck running a topsite in the us
17:08 <+TBF> It's also now 'illegal' partially because Internet is flagged as a necessity, such as electricity and heating fuel.
17:08 < ApexSEORM> doug the thing with torrents is for the best sites you have to maintain a pretty ridiculas ratio
17:08 < s0ldevi> indeed :)
17:08 < ApexSEORM> with my topsite I just had to pay the bill
17:08 < s0ldevi> though that's not in writing yet
17:08 < ApexSEORM> which actually paid itself most months
17:08 < ApexSEORM> I sold a few slots on the box
17:08 <@doug> ApexSEORM: not worth the potential legal pitfalls. It isn't 1995 anymore.
17:08 <+TBF> Why would you actively tell others in the public of this?
17:08 * TBF slaps ApexSEORM with some wet noodles
17:09 <+TBF> Talk about mild retardation.
17:09 < ApexSEORM> TBF because im not doing it anymore and as far as anyone is concerned Im making it all up
17:09 < s0ldevi> the judge'll buy that
17:09 < ApexSEORM> half the people on the internet lie through thier teeth. I can just say Im one of them.
17:09 < tmc> heh
17:09 <+TBF> "HEY GUYS, I HAVE DONE ILLEGAL THINGS, I HOPE I DON'T GET CAUGHT AND HAVE MY LOGS SCANNED FOR SELF-INCRIMINATION, HANG ON, HOW
DOES THE FIFTH WORK AGAIN?"
17:09 <@doug> ApexSEORM: eh, getting called into meetings at FBIHQ isn't fun. Been there done that.
17:09 < s0ldevi> hahaha
17:10 <+TBF> Pleading the fifth requires you don't be a retard.
17:10 < tmc> hhaah
17:10 <+TBF> You just stripped your pontential exit point

  • #619
  • Posted by: phantompharter
  • Posted on: 2009-06-03 10:44:26
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<HM2K> i don't think i've godda worry about handjobs tbh
<matt1982> why? you have no penis?

  • #610
  • Posted by: Perma
  • Posted on: 2009-05-05 21:17:13
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<stevegm> what do you do when you get real annoyed at shit at everything
<Stephen-> ./quit
<Stephen-> ./suicide

18:29 < inphamx> I just got a spam message with the title.. "The SEO Rapper"
18:29 < inphamx> lol
18:29 < inphamx> wtf
18:29 < stevegm> ya ok hypocrit
18:29 < stevegm> go with what ghte goverment says

  • #605
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-26 07:12:43
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

09:09 < kozmonaut> shit
09:09 < kozmonaut> been web deving for like 5 hours straight
09:59 < xtor> kozmonaut, diving?
09:59 < xtor> As in scraping?
09:59 < xtor> What sort of scraping to people with dedis do usually, kozmonaut ?
09:59 < xtor> s/to/do
10:00 < xtor> Like I know of people who have like 5 or 6 dedis that constantly run scrapers and autosubmitters non
stop using dozens of IP addresses...was this exactly what you were doing while you were "web diving"
for 5 hours straight just now?
10:18 < kozmonaut> no
10:18 < kozmonaut> deving
10:18 < kozmonaut> developing

  • #586
  • Posted by: Perma
  • Posted on: 2009-04-17 08:45:59
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<gprocess> fuck man - i'm so tired
<gprocess> i FUCKING hate agencies.
<Stephen-> I FUCKING hate lima beans
<Contempte> I FUCKING hate how babby is formed when you dont want babby to be formed.

  • #559
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-29 06:44:27
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

[05:53pm] [nyceane] how do you auto ping google?
[05:53pm] [azxten] You don't auto ping Google.. Google auto pings you

  • #546
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-25 10:46:21
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

14:38 < matt1982> haha my English isn't too cracking either but I blame that on being a Yorkshire lad
14:44 < fwk`> you're english, but your english isn't good?
14:44 < fwk`> you must have put effort in to that ha ha

  • #488
  • Posted by: TBF
  • Posted on: 2009-03-18 09:23:04
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<HM2K> that captcha wasn't designed to outsmart machines

[00:45:37] <@delivos> http://www.gifbin.com/r/1237057011_how-to-keep-an-idiot-busy.gif
[00:47:20] <+nuth> wee
[00:47:44] <@delivos> funny isn't it
[00:47:45] <dyn0> weird
[00:47:48] <hellz01> wierd
[00:47:50] <dyn0> it hasn't changed in like 4 hrs

  • #399
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-16 08:50:46
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

12:48 < magc> stephen- put me on your ignore list
12:48 < magc> i'm tired of you speaking to me