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12:20 <@sth> I should be shot, I just typed "lolcathost" instead of "localhost" :(

<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake

<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities?

<nutbar> i try to avoid irc as much as possible - i find that it's worse on my braincells than alcohol usually

[08:04am] [Shadda] neves and whats gotta suck?
[08:04am] [neves] replicating iTunes like that
[08:04am] [Shadda] neves: its been a lot of fun actually
[08:07am] [Shadda] and you guys know full well i'm building the next big web 3.0 awesomeness
[08:07am] [Shadda] you're just jealous you suck too much to do it too!
[08:07am] [Shadda] SO HAH
[08:07am] [impl] Shadda: People have been writing Web-based operating systems to look 'cool' since like 2001. You're just one step lower than that right now.
[08:07am] • impl runs
[08:07am] [Shadda] this ain't no operating system
[08:07am] [StormTide] haha
[08:08am] [Shadda] foo'
[08:08am] [StormTide] pwn

[07:05am] [c|oneman] someone teach me sql in 30 seconds or less
[07:08am] [inittab] drop database mysql

[05:14pm] [asonge] The MySQL error was: User highscal_admin already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections.
[05:14pm] [asonge] BWAHAHAHA
[05:14pm] [asonge] http://highscalability.com/

[10:43am] [Shai-Tan] I have a dropdown for gender M/F should Other be an option?
[10:44am] [YorT] lol
[10:44am] [YorT] as a joke yeah
[10:44am] [haro] Aww, is Shai-Tan trying to demographically reach out a hand to the gender confused and hermaphrodite social communities?
[10:45am] [Shai-Tan] haro: well, take a transvestite like rza here

[05:18pm] [aka] I got the joy of answering the phone in bed last night to my sister hysterically crying drunk as hell... she couldn't even talk, this guy lost it and started calling her a whore and a bitch and started tying to sock another chick
[05:18pm] [aka] ahh you gotta love retarded people
[05:18pm] [asonge] aka: your family knows how to party, obviously.
[05:19pm] [aka] asonge: I got there and the cops where there and the guy asked me if I would be ok for a sobriety test
[05:19pm] [aka] i think they assumed since I was a family member I had to be drunk

[07:19pm] [archtech] Stephen- look at her, she's horrible! http://tinyurl.com/ahb3yo
[07:19pm] [archtech] what kind of a country could have children so horribly deformed.
[07:19pm] [archtech] it's true!

[12:09pm] [Marsh] im not sure if its that is it?, I think the problem starts from if ($errors = ""){
[12:09pm] [Marsh] when you enter all the information on the signup form correctly, therefore no errors should return, it does not execute the code following from if ($errors = ""){
[12:12pm] [DanMan010] = assignment, == comparison
[12:12pm] [YorT] === type comparison
[12:12pm] [DanMan010] ==== doesnt do anything

[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] $70/mo gets you a pretty good dedicated server
[11:25pm] [impl] If you want shitty peering yeah
[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] peering?
[11:26pm] [impl] Peering refers to the various ISPs that the datacenter 'peers' with to facilitate traffic.
[11:26pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> one ISP goes down and your box is inaccessible
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: oh, so... offsite backupish stuff?
[11:27pm] [impl] ...no
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Level3 gives the royal fuck you to Cogent and half the Internet can't reach your site
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Someone clogs the tubes and nobody can get to your site
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: ah, distributed networking kinda thing?
[11:28pm] [impl] Ox40Work: I think you should look it up so you stop asking questions that make you sound retarded

<t0pP8uZz> hey guys how can i create a sql table named to the users ip address

<t0pP8uZz> is this "$var !> 10" vaid syntax, and means it IS NOT over 10?

<preinheim> curl can do anything
<preinheim> seriously, it can even impregnate cows, it's a hidden option
<+bnovc> unfortunately cows can't impregnate cows though
<+bnovc> they're too fat....curl has to help

[07:46pm] [sthu] ZOMG only 4 hours 20 minutes left on my battery
[07:46pm] [sthu] I best look for a plug socket
[07:46pm] [Two9A] Double battery, I assume?
[07:46pm] [Two9A] "NO, APPLE BATTERY"
[07:47pm] [sthu] Just a bog standard battery
[07:47pm] [nuth] ZOMG!
[07:47pm] [Two9A] Not an iBattery?

<StormTide> whats with the rampant homophobia tonight

[03:06am] [JoeBiden] is there any email form processing scripts out there that support checkboxs and radio buttons?
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] am I muted?
[03:11am] [YorT] JoeBiden hello
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] oh ok...
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] didn't know if you guys could here me

[02:18am] [termy] http://arckinteractive.com
[02:18am] [Kidlvr`] Termy is that your website?
[02:18am] [termy] yes.
[02:20am] [Kidlvr`] Not semantic though.
[02:21am] [termy] well, we'll work on it!
[02:21am] [Kidlvr`] You obviously do not pride yourself on accessibility then :P
[02:21am] [termy] fuck the disabled.

[07:19pm] [[X]Ham] Dumb people mate more then smart people.
[07:19pm] [Treval] Why would smart people mate less than dumb people?
[07:20pm] [cheerio] smart ppl can afford healthcare and birth control and realize that kids aren't pets and cost a lot of money?