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<crucials> waiting to have sex before you're married is like waiting to learn guitar til you find a band

<@StArSeEd> a few times my ass has been so sore in the middle of a monster dump that I've been super tempted to just reach around and yank the turd out the rest of the way.. never have, though

<StArSeEd> you think spraying my nuts with febreze was a good idea?

<@lilrixcat> i've been picking my nose and wiping it under this desk for 4 years, why isnt it covered in crusties?

<Agent_Ink> i got 20 super bubbles in my mouth
<Bored`> canadians call those herpies

<crafmatik> one time
<crafmatik> i was biking, and i had to piss
<crafmatik> i thought i could piss while riding
<crafmatik> well that didnt work
<crafmatik> i pissed all over myself then fell down
<crafmatik> in the middle of the street

<dr_bowman> pregnancy is like getting defeated by a miniboss

<inigo2> you know the worst thing about oink going under?
<inigo2> the last thing I downloaded from there was the new britney spears

<@subhuman> heard on the radio this morning that the creator or dnd died
<@subhuman> that's bound to be an interesting funeral
<@subhuman> you'll have 4800 fat guys casting sleep on his coffin

<Lep`> i have to download realplayer to view .ram
<Lep`> nothing is worse than downloading realplayer with your pants around your ankles

* Boned is now known as o_--
* alexc is now known as borg_cube
* o_-- powers up the deflector shield
* borg_cube unleashes green beams at o_--
<o_--> e-bliss-er-ate-the-pol-e-tair-ian
<borg_cube> we are borg
<o_--> copy cat
<borg_cube> resistance is futile
<xDRUNKx> you guys are so gay

<xbleh> whats the best part about fucking a 5 year old girl?
<xbleh> flipping her over and pretending she's a 5 year old boy.

<xbleh> the best part about eating a vegetable is trying to put them back in the wheel chair yo.

<veedub> im a vegan
<veedub> but i still like my steak sometimes
<veedub> and i like eggs for breakfast 2 times a week
<erin> so how are you a vegan?
<veedub> well i am when i dont eat
<veedub> meat

<RyGaR> i wanna fuck the pink power ranger
<elph> I already have
<StArSeEd> painting your hand pink does not count

<StArSeEd> jarheads suck
<StArSeEd> and they can't goddamn drive
<toasty-> i can drive
<madball> i thought you hit a fucking telephone pole toasty
<toasty-> no a tree

<StArSeEd> i feel really bad.. my deaf friend just msged me on ICQ and I told him to listen to my shoutcast

<RyGaR> My New Years' resolution is 1024x768

<NoahPhex> Anybody here ever go through their dad's porno tape collection, popped in a tape, and saw their dad getting it on with somebody other than their mother?
<kep0ne> ive seen mpegs of them

<nitocris> last time I did acid, it was at school, and we had a test when I was high. The next day it got handed back to us and I didn't even know i'd written it. I got like 12% on it 'cause all I was doing was making patterns on the answer sheet.