Latest #css EFnet Quotes:

  • #878
  • Posted by: TBF
  • Posted on: 2010-08-18 10:36:32
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

<kickass_> man, I should be black. I love watermelon and fried chicken and I got a big dick.

  • #736
  • Posted by: TBF
  • Posted on: 2009-12-02 05:34:30
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[10:22] <nuth> you know what builds confidence? a gun

07:56 < mykz> loadstr: is a gay!
07:58 -!- vrs [~vrs@88.128.62.238] has joined #css
08:02 < loadstr> ima skatman

[16:50] <airco> what version of css are you using cpunkpunk?
[16:50] <cpunkpunk> 2
[16:50] <cpunkpunk> i had a pirate copy
[16:51] <cpunkpunk> but no, im not gonna send u the link to download css2

  • #622
  • Posted by: loadstr
  • Posted on: 2009-06-06 20:43:32
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

19:39 < loadstr> hey there's a lot of homosexual men using the alias 'Janet'...
19:40 < Janet> fuck you jerks
19:40 < Janet> what makes you think im gay other than my nick
19:41 < Janet> I use profanity, I fuck other men and I cant use CSS

[05:39am] [tucan] so i guess im the only loser sitting in irc on a friday night
[05:43am] [nrgetik] yep
[05:43am] [nrgetik] please get a life thanks

  • #603
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-22 21:10:40
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[12:08] <XB23> how do i fix a div to the bottom of a page
[12:08] <XB23> even if the page scrolls down
[12:08] <kickass_6> with <magic type="voodoo"></magic>

  • #587
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-17 16:56:40
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[22:49:16] * Now talking on #css
[22:49:16] * Topic for #css is: Cascading Style Sheets | http://faq.css-standards.org/ | DO U LIEK FISHSTICKS?!
[22:50:19] <koltroll> yes? I like fishsticks.
[22:53:06] <Lakario> do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
[22:54:01] <koltroll> eh. yea since I like them, I do like eating them.. and since I do like to eat them it kinda makes sense that I like to put them in my mouth
[22:54:29] <Lakario> What are you, a gay fish?
[22:54:51] <koltroll> HAH! NO! I'M NOT! YOU STEPPED RIGHT INTO MY BRILLIANT TRAP! THAT JOKE DOESN'T WORK IN WRITING! SUCKER!

  • #582
  • Posted by: koltroll
  • Posted on: 2009-04-09 15:06:38
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[21:01:17] <nezZario> the only thing about being short and skinny
[21:01:31] <nezZario> i'll tell you, my fairly average sized penis looks like a horsecock on me

  • #581
  • Posted by: koltroll
  • Posted on: 2009-04-09 14:14:35
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[20:11:39] <Arrakis> well pedophilia by our standards where 15-18 is legal

  • #580
  • Posted by: Raphael
  • Posted on: 2009-04-09 06:26:55
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[12:20:36] <koltroll> Stupied fucking kid in free willy
[12:20:59] <koltroll> he so has no clue on why willy is acting the way he is.
[12:21:08] <@G1nx> yea who bloody frees a free willy when you got one
[12:21:14] <@G1nx> that movie made no sense at all
[12:21:31] <@G1nx> the worst part is when i found out the movie was about a fucking orca
[12:21:41] <@G1nx> that really turned me off ;(

  • #577
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-07 09:11:46
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

12:07 < d0gMa> [04:14:57] say "hello" in room if your not gay
12:07 < d0gMa> [04:15:01] "hello"
12:07 <+Bored> [04:16:11] this is not a 'room'
12:07 < d0gMa> [04:26:09] your still gay

  • #575
  • Posted by: TBF
  • Posted on: 2009-04-02 05:40:37
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

<TBF> http://mtc.sri.com/Conficker/ is a pretty good read
<nuth> are you trying to give me a virus?
<TBF> Yes!
<nuth> I now have HIV :(
<BobArdKor> stay positive
<nuth> lols

[08:45pm] [Bored] my penis is 8 1/2 em
[08:46pm] [TBF] At what resolution?
[08:46pm] • TBF ducks
[08:46pm] [kickass_6] Bored: still need zoom to see it though :P
[08:47pm] [Bored] doh
[08:47pm] • Bored display: hidden;

  • #558
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-29 06:27:35
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[06:02pm] [argosy] I have come to the conclusion that the Apache folks are infected with some sort of disease that makes them incapable of organizing online documentation...
[06:13pm] [argosy] There are THREE fucking "Developer Guide" type pages for the lib I'm looking at. Just to make it more fun, each one has the same link text, appears in the same spot in the sidebar, and points to a different page.
[06:13pm] [argosy] WTF.
[06:14pm] [argosy] It's almost as bad as trying to find shit on IBM's sites.
[06:14pm] [argosy] But not quite.

[04:21am] [Joikus_] how do I vertically align something
[04:21am] [Joikus_] an element
[04:21am] [Joikus_] right now I have a checkbox, and a big image, the checkbox is at the foot of the image, id like it to be in mid air
[04:21am] [kickass_6] vertical-align
[04:21am] [Joikus_] does that work, i never get it to work

[05:46pm] [Sixer] Hi. Can absolute positioned elements move along with a centered page when the window is resized?
[05:47pm] [Sixer] Floats and margins won't cut it for what I'm trying to do
[05:47pm] [kickass_6] Sixer: make them positioned absolutely relative to the element that is moving.
[05:48pm] [Sixer] Well, they're inside the moving element, a couple levels down actually
[05:48pm] [Sixer] But for me to put them where I need them, absolute seems the only way to go
[05:48pm] [kickass_6] well, abs pos works of the closest positioned parent
[05:48pm] [Sixer] really
[05:49pm] [kickass_6] no, I totally made that shit up
[05:49pm] [Sixer] ...

[11:59pm] [Trancer] AKA: GOOGLE
[12:04am] [aka] TRANCER: YAHOO
[12:04am] [aka] FGT
[12:04am] [Blaize] AKA: ASK JEEVES
[12:04am] [Blaize] FGT
[12:07am] [aka] /whois Blaize
[12:07am] [aka] /whois Blaize
[12:08am] [aka] u r going down

  • #394
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-15 06:46:10
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

<menkio> its actualy a fact
<menkio> cause i won't stop until i do
<menkio> so that means i already have found out how
<menkio> now its just a matter of perception
<menkio> metaphysics ftw
<hamlet> lost me. weed for the win. brb

  • #393
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-03-14 23:45:09
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[04:55am] [G1nx] also you have overflow: hidden; all over the place
[04:56am] [G1nx] not even sure why most of the time either
[04:56am] [Mason|AFK] lol
[04:56am] [Mason|AFK] I'm not sure either
[04:56am] [Mason|AFK] I like to have more than less I guess
[04:56am] [Mason|AFK] I apply the same logic to sex