Latest #css-talk EFnet Quotes:

<kickass> oh god, you knew you had a rough weekend when you wake up monday and feel as though some guy removed your kidneys with a dull blade and no anesthetic
<aka-> or you had anal

[21:02:48] <@delivos> toilet nap
[21:02:55] <@nuth> for real
[21:03:03] <@nuth> or toilet wank
[21:03:08] <@nuth> I did that in the military

09:17 <@nuth> I just wanked twice in a row
09:18 <@mykz> good job!

20:14 <@sth> I bought a set of wire cutters
21:20 < forss> I bought wire
21:20 < forss> let's get together

[02:07pm] [nuth] yeah, would be nice if we all liked the same thing
[02:08pm] [koltroll] no actually that would be terrible
[02:08pm] [nuth] why?
[02:09pm] [nuth] you just said you hate the linux community because we like diffrent things
[02:09pm] [koltroll] yea
[02:10pm] [koltroll] Well I say all kinds of things.
[02:10pm] [koltroll] I don't actually haft to stand up for anything I say, do I? :/
[02:10pm] [nuth] you know what I think?
[02:10pm] [koltroll] Just don't tell me I'm a confused young man. Cause I can't handle that.
[02:10pm] [nuth] I think you like everyone else got brainwashed to think that if we all liked the same thing, that would be bad
[02:11pm] [nuth] but the fact is, if we all could agree on everything, we could spend more time on improving the stuff we like
[02:11pm] [nuth] and making what we like
[02:11pm] [koltroll] yes. like the nazis
[02:11pm] [nuth] wat?

[09:34pm] [kickass_6] haha I misspelt Ben Landon as Ben Laden and my boss sends me an email asking if I was doing an April Fools joke

[02:28am] [nuth] how do you do the wave in emoticons?
[02:28am] [impl] hmm
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:29am] [impl] o~
[02:29am] [impl] fuck.
[02:29am] [impl] let me start over.
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:29am] [impl] \o~
[02:29am] [impl] \o/
[02:29am] [impl] ~o/
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:30am] [nuth] that looks like crap
[02:31am] [impl] YOU DO BETTER.
[02:31am] [nuth] o/
[02:31am] [nuth] o\
[02:31am] [nuth] o/
[02:31am] [nuth] o\
[02:31am] [nuth] heh
[02:31am] [impl] wtf that doesn't count
[02:31am] [nuth] haha

<@G1nx> Two9A just don't spread the word that it's mine it got me in more trouble than me finding out i was gay
<@koltroll> haha
<@G1nx> somehow i shouldn't have worded it like that
* @G1nx facepalm

[21:22] <mykz-> my mums friend add me on msn
[21:22] <mykz-> and is now trying to cyber with me
[21:22] <mykz-> wtf

[15:55] <mykz-> someone give me an app idea
[15:55] <mykz-> i'll code it and give you 25%
[15:56] <aka> mykz-: you make an app where you just fuck off
[15:56] <aka> you can keep 100%
[15:56] <aka> srsly no prob
[15:56] <mykz-> sweet
[15:56] <aka> :D
[15:57] <mykz-> right let me get my pen and paper and plan this shit out
[15:58] <aka> sweet

[06:00pm] [Defcon] O o
[06:00pm] [Defcon] /¯________________________
[06:00pm] [Defcon] | IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! Meow!
[06:00pm] [Defcon] \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
[06:00pm] [Defcon] :(

[17:14:08] * @nrgetik touches G1nx
[17:14:16] <@G1nx> fuck off dwarf

[14:59:28] <@kickass_6> the stripper pole I ordered will totally class this place up
[14:59:34] <@koltroll> haha
[14:59:42] <@kickass_6> tell your mom she can start work next thursday
[15:01:33] <@koltroll> Sorry. She's busy getting raped by me.
[15:01:51] <@impl> put a cock in it, it's done
[15:01:55] <@Defcon> indeed kickass_6
[15:02:43] <@kickass_6> koltroll: you rape your own mother....?
[15:03:26] <@koltroll> kickass_6, it happens. why?

20:57 <@aka> I just ordered a dell laptop and I thought you guys knew and were clowning me
20:57 <@aka> I got very upset and hit an elderly lady walking
20:57 <@aka> I will brb gonna appologize

20:30 <@Koltroll> so. let's talk webdev! I got a questoin
20:30 <@Koltroll> oh wait.
20:30 <@Koltroll> let's make hm2k happy and take this in #webdev !
20:31 < nrgetik> #webdev is just as bad as #css bunch of people who think they created the internet and only there way is teh right way
20:31 <@nuth> well, they're right
20:32 <@nuth> I mean, I'm op in #css and voice in #webdev for a reason

[16:07:32] <@mykz-> i just don't understand :(
[16:07:37] <@mykz-> i must be think

[12:40am] [nrgetik] [18:28] <Jessica__> i have to get home before midnight or i'll turn into a tomato
[12:40am] [nrgetik] lol
[12:41am] [trevor] thats not funny
[12:41am] [trevor] ...
[12:41am] [kickass_6] lolwtf
[12:42am] [nrgetik] LOLOL
[12:42am] [kickass_6] you are lonely arent you
[12:42am] [kickass_6] jesus
[12:42am] [trevor] yea... seriously... w t f
[12:42am] [kickass_6] just pay for it already hehe
[12:42am] [trevor] thats like "that guy" at a party telling jokes but nobodies laughing except for him
[12:42am] [nrgetik] lol
[12:44am] [kickass_6] yep
[12:44am] [kickass_6] explains why you dont get laid
[12:45am] [nrgetik] i guess i must have a better sense of humour
[12:45am] [kickass_6] like shit, your sister should be hooking you up but she doesnt even want to
[12:52am] [trevor] heh not a better sense of humour...
[12:53am] [trevor] just something from a bot, that you created isnt funny.
[12:53am] [trevor] knowing that a bot has to get home before midnight before it turns into a tomato is not funny
[12:53am] [trevor] lol
[12:53am] [trevor] not even slightly, its more funny knowing that you find it funny
[12:53am] [trevor] yet upsetting :(

16:44 <@kickass_6> hmmmm........ maybe I need an ugly chick
16:44 <@kickass_6> then I'd have a reason to drink
16:44 <@kickass_6> 'Dude, why you drinking again', 'Stfu, have you seen my wife'
16:45 <@kickass_6> my mind says sure, penis and liver say no

[01:24:26] <@kickass_6> I drink alone like a real man does
[01:28:57] <@nrgetik> lol
[01:29:04] <@kickass_6> A REAL MAN

[17:26:17] <@trevor> haha
[17:26:20] <@trevor> shoutcasting
[17:26:45] <@trevor> i remember that song form back in the day
[17:26:56] <kickass_6> you are one helluva flamer
[17:27:02] <kickass_6> you and nrgetik should hook up
[17:27:15] <@trevor> DONT EVER COMPARE US 2 ON THESAME LEVEL##$