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[02:43pm] [wasabi`] If you watch the movie 'Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

[12:39am] [cynica_f] oh god it burns
[12:39am] [cynica_f] had indian last night.. vindaloo
[12:39am] [cynica_f] hello flag of japan!
[12:40am] [mat690] shitting battery acid ?
[12:41am] [cynica_f] could very well be, yes
[12:42am] [cynica_f] plus it's a cold day, so the combination of flag of japan + cold room = higher temperature differential

[11:17pm] [Halo_Four] Devices you don't even know are running WinMo
[11:18pm] [Plagius] yeah I noticed at the gas station, where they play videos at the gas pumps, it was windows based on the error message
[11:18pm] [Plagius] I never knew gas pumps ran windows, it's true

[12:28am] [Plagius] lost 10 pounds last week
[12:28am] [xa-mua] stopped eating twinkies?
[12:28am] [Plagius] nah
[12:28am] [Plagius] just playing more golf
[12:29am] [xa-mua] you must be obese to lose 10 lbs playing golf
[12:29am] [Plagius] well i was 226 and now 216
[12:29am] [xa-mua] especially in 1 week
[12:29am] [Plagius] it might have been in more than 1 week but at least 5 pounds was that week i was like holy cow my pants are so big and then i hopped on the scale
[12:30am] [xa-mua] did it cry out for help? or just sit there and groan under the pressure?
[12:30am] [Plagius] what pressure?
[12:31am] [xa-mua] of your obesity, fat ass.

[11:40pm] [divil] http://xo.typepad.com/blog/2009/03/video-how-to-get-out-of-a-tight-parking-space-in-egypt.html
[11:48pm] [chuckie] that's fucking brilliant
[11:50pm] [divil] if I wasn't a man, and therefore awesome at parking, I'd totally want one of those

[06:27pm] [xa-mua] "One commenter told ICANN this morning: .It is becoming clear to me that the religious fruitcakes are intent on interfering with every netizen's right to horseporn.."

[03:52pm] [Arrakis] on the list of politically incorrect things to say
[03:52pm] [Arrakis] <!Barsky> when muslim women come to my door i talk to them through the mail slot, see how they like it

08:15pm] [wasabi`] And my ClickOnce ability is gone. There is an internal exception coming from the isolatedStorage stuff (FileNotFound)
[08:15pm] [wasabi`] No clue how to fix that one.
[08:17pm] [wasabi`] grrrr
[08:17pm] [divil] don't you ever suspect that you're not really suited to technology?
[08:17pm] [divil] it seems to hate you
[08:17pm] [wasabi`] Just MS stuff.
[08:18pm] [wasabi`] There's probably some registry entry that is missing from my restored HKCU that points to the wrong dir, which is causing this error.
[08:18pm] [wasabi`] But IO don't know what where or how
[08:21pm] [mattman] haha
[08:21pm]   »» topic Halo_Four changes topic to "STOP ERROR: IRQL_PROXIMITY_TO_ARRAKIS_OR_WASABI"
[08:21pm] [mattman] wasabi` breaks more shit in a given day than anyone
[08:22pm] [wasabi`] No, I just sit and talk about it on IRC.
[08:22pm] [mattman] No, I factored that in, you're still #1

[06:27pm] [Rizard] found Arrakis a woman ---> http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/w4m/1074080067.html
[06:30pm] [Arrakis] hahhah
[06:30pm] [Arrakis] that's messed up there dawg
[06:37pm] [chuckie] What God didn't give me in arms, he made up for in booty!
[06:37pm] [chuckie] positive thinking at ti's finest

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[11:24pm] [ki9a] interesting.
[11:24pm] [ki9a] never saw that happen
[11:24pm] [Joikus] pretty noobish
[11:24pm] [Inge-] like a multi-cast flood
[11:24pm] [ki9a] i meant the auto-kline :)
[11:25pm] [Inge-] ah. sensible tho
[11:26pm] [ki9a] I'm surprised. usually adding a new "feature" to efnet requires two centuries of voting.

[10:42am] [fevernova] hey, am still trying to work out what i need to install on a client pc to get my oracle gui to work
[10:48am] [cynica^f] i'd install mirc, then go in to #oracle, and ask them

[12:01am] [LordCyrix] huhu
[12:01am] [LordCyrix] you kids, and your silly games
[12:02am] [LordCyrix] ive been seeing this new chick
[12:02am] [LordCyrix] i saw her sunday and brought her home
[12:02am] [LordCyrix] http://tamanaka.com/MainGallery/ImageAndCaption.aspx?ImgID=364
[12:02am] [LordCyrix] if only she knew i just wanted her for her eggs

[03:33pm] [schwab] 89x discussion
[03:34pm] [schwab] what qualifies someone as a duche bag
[03:34pm] [divil] not being able to spell "douche"
[03:36pm] [schwab] to me, a douche is not coming up with your own insults, rather just laughing at others
[03:36pm] [schwab] and think ur fresh
[03:36pm] [schwab] ouch

[03:42am] [warjest`] does anyone know of an open source c# lib for harvesting links off a site? I want to write a sitemap generator, but I don't think its worth the time for pulling out anchors
[03:48am] [warjest`] yeah, thats the answer i expected to get
[03:48am] [warjest`] scratch that project

[11:32pm] [trewd``] hi, has anyone heard of yahoo's UI library?
[11:32pm] [Inge-] their Un-Intelligent library?