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<Perma> !country co
<SEOBot> Country name for .CO is Colombia
<Perma> Columbia, welcome to the Internet.
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<kickass_> man, I should be black. I love watermelon and fried chicken and I got a big dick.
- #872
- Posted by: TBF
- Posted on: 2010-08-10 12:53:13
- Origin: EFnet » #!/usr/bin/perl
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<lordpil> this is so cool
<lordpil> i'm ircing from a plane
<lordpil> i feel like q[Caelum]
<Botje-_> haha :0
<Botje-_> technology ftw!
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12:20 <@sth> I should be shot, I just typed "lolcathost" instead of "localhost" :(
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<TBF> How do you feel about man hugs?
<mauke> No manual entry for hugs
<TBF> haha
mauke> huh. I thought I had it installed
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<dilly_> what the hell
<dilly_> the code for one of my widgets disappeared
<dilly_> but it still shows up on the site
<didjital|> delete the website and start over
<PaulSPC> i have that problem with ex gf's
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<sbstance> you know you spend a lot of time on the pc when you accidentally drop something on the floor and your knee jerk reaction is to press ctrl+z
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<ratty_> oohh shii
<ratty_> delivery guy from amazon just caught me blasting out Geri Haliwell - It's raining men
<ratty_> damn.
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<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake
- #794
- Posted by: TBF
- Posted on: 2010-02-02 13:09:24
- Origin: EFnet » private messages
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* Joins: BJayD (~BJayD@cpc1-roth3-0-0-cust80.barn.cable.virginmedia.com)
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<iTouchOz> a banana
<BJayD> thats what she said
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<kickass> oh god, you knew you had a rough weekend when you wake up monday and feel as though some guy removed your kidneys with a dull blade and no anesthetic
<aka-> or you had anal
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[10:22] <nuth> you know what builds confidence? a gun
- #735
- Posted by: blackdeth
- Posted on: 2009-12-01 22:28:16
- Origin: EFnet » private messages
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<fartstink> so I was thinking about the other weekend when I had sex with a man
<fartstink> and I was concerned I was gay because of it
<fartstink> but I realized something
<fartstink> riding a horse once doesnt make you a cowboy
<wildlele> wtf
<wildlele> why did you have sex with a man you faggot
<fartstink> It was a crime of passion.
<fartstink> and beer
<fartstink> we didnt do it in pooper
<fartstink> we ade out and i gave him a bj
<wildlele> you sucked dick and youre trying to say youre not gay?
<fartstink> yes
<wildlele> how did his cum feel sliding down your throat fag
<fartstink> it was sweet
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<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities?
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<intrin> how much do i rotate an image to see it backwards in photoshop?
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<x0rcist> :x
<x0rcist> http://wickedwpthemes.com/woogle/
<Perma> haha cool
<room217> that is cool
<crap> nice footer
<crap> wordpress themes and colon cleanse diet
<crap> those are pretty much the 2 things i live for
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[16:59] <Saberu> i need a way to open 2 instances of firefox
[16:59] <Saberu> possible?
- #688
- Posted by: anonymous
- Posted on: 2009-09-22 15:06:20
- Origin: EFnet » private messages
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<Chris> hi
<Lisa> hey
<Lisa> how do you spell death
<Lisa> as the cant hear one
<Chris> lol
<Chris> you're a dumb bitch hey
<Chris> its deaf
<Chris> :P
<Lisa> ohh yeahhhhh
<Lisa> lol
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<airco> i licked a clit with tabasco on my tongue
<[MiN-0]> how was that for you
<airco> the screams were the best part
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[14:24] <sumgai> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/8227443.stm
[14:25] <sumgai> Highest rate of bullying: Turkey, Enjoy school most: Turkey
[14:25] <sumgai> funny
[14:30] <Botje-> maybe only the bullies responded