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[12:28:30 pm] <craven> yeah 5.3" is rediculously big
[12:31:12 pm] <matt1982_> thats not what she said!

<indigoid> lordpil: you're from the usa, no?
<lordpil> of course
<indigoid> maybe you can explain something
<lordpil> i represent all of america
<indigoid> you have all these fearless warriors in your army that can kill people and endure horrible torture, free the shit out of everyone
<indigoid> so
<indigoid> why on earth are they afraid of showering in the same room as a gay man?

[10:27:39 pm] <at`> anyone here own tyo domains
[10:27:41 pm] <at`> typo

<repeater> taco bell why hath thow foresaken my sphincter

<rickyc> if you were on a bus full of gay men, would you get off?

<rickyc> why does my bellybutton smell so bad
<rickyc> i cleaned it yesterday
<rickyc> the fuck
<rickyc> I CLEANED IT YESTERDAY
<rickyc> i put soap on my finger
<rickyc> and fingerbanged myself in the bellybutton
<rickyc> and it smelled fine after
<rickyc> and now
<rickyc> 23 hours later
<rickyc> THE FUCK

<Perma> !country co
<SEOBot> Country name for .CO is Colombia
<Perma> Columbia, welcome to the Internet.

<kickass_> man, I should be black. I love watermelon and fried chicken and I got a big dick.

<lordpil> this is so cool
<lordpil> i'm ircing from a plane
<lordpil> i feel like q[Caelum]
<Botje-_> haha :0
<Botje-_> technology ftw!

12:20 <@sth> I should be shot, I just typed "lolcathost" instead of "localhost" :(

<TBF> How do you feel about man hugs?
<mauke> No manual entry for hugs
<TBF> haha
mauke> huh. I thought I had it installed

<dilly_> what the hell
<dilly_> the code for one of my widgets disappeared
<dilly_> but it still shows up on the site
<didjital|> delete the website and start over
<PaulSPC> i have that problem with ex gf's

<sbstance> you know you spend a lot of time on the pc when you accidentally drop something on the floor and your knee jerk reaction is to press ctrl+z

<ratty_> oohh shii
<ratty_> delivery guy from amazon just caught me blasting out Geri Haliwell - It's raining men
<ratty_> damn.

<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake

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<iTouchOz> a banana
<BJayD> thats what she said

<kickass> oh god, you knew you had a rough weekend when you wake up monday and feel as though some guy removed your kidneys with a dull blade and no anesthetic
<aka-> or you had anal

[10:22] <nuth> you know what builds confidence? a gun

<fartstink> so I was thinking about the other weekend when I had sex with a man
<fartstink> and I was concerned I was gay because of it
<fartstink> but I realized something
<fartstink> riding a horse once doesnt make you a cowboy
<wildlele> wtf
<wildlele> why did you have sex with a man you faggot
<fartstink> It was a crime of passion.
<fartstink> and beer
<fartstink> we didnt do it in pooper
<fartstink> we ade out and i gave him a bj
<wildlele> you sucked dick and youre trying to say youre not gay?
<fartstink> yes
<wildlele> how did his cum feel sliding down your throat fag
<fartstink> it was sweet

<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities?