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<EM1> Heh.
<mykz-> hello?
<EM1> Keep fucking around and I'll have a few thousand bots DDoS you, son.
<mykz-> oh god!
<EM1> Erps… wrong person. Sorry… ignore that.
<mykz-> who the hell are you?

[09:14pm] [JJ08] wooo £2.00 up from online poker
[09:15pm] [JJ08] that will pay for tomorrows milk and newspaper. Ha Ha

[12:28am] [TBF] http://www.pricelessfunnypictures.com/thumbs/original/spot-the-intruder-238324.jpg
[12:28am] [TBF] Almost kinda feel sorry
[12:29am] [Tempus] aawwww
[12:30am] [Tempus] She probably discovered ¢50 burgers at McD
[12:31am] [TBF] heh
[12:31am] [TBF] You know, this may be the very first time I've ever seen a cent character used on IRC ever I think

[01:35am] [Eagle2] fuck
[01:35am] [Eagle2] I enter in url: image.png;
[01:35am] [Eagle2] yet it's still looking for the file locally
[01:35am] [Eagle2] wtf
[01:35am] [Eagle2] I checked it in firebug
[01:35am] [Eagle2] jesus christ
[01:36am] [Eagle2] ok I fixed that
[01:36am] [Eagle2] now it won't load
[01:36am] [akr`] time for a career change
[01:37am] [Eagle2] everything is not a career change it's just solving
[01:37am] [Eagle2] stupid reply
[01:38am] [akr`] time for a career change

[10:50am] [Dustcrazy] I need an image in the background, not background image, but in the left bottom coroner behind everthing else. Can anyone help me?

[07:04pm] [Arrakis] it's funny when somebody who was a decent programmer 10 years ago on a trs-80
[07:04pm] [Arrakis] tries to tell you that ASM is better then C#.net

[07:13pm] [nevrasc] That's like comparing G1nx to CGI
[07:13pm] [nevrasc] I don't know which is which either.

[07:13pm] [nevrasc] G1nx microformats laconica stuff porn gore intertubes
[07:14pm] [nevrasc] One of those should trigger something

[11:35pm] [Arrakis] Wizard > Master

[11:37pm] [nevrasc] Wizard is not better then a Master. Give me a break.
[11:37pm] [nevrasc] Master. Just Master.
[11:38pm] [nevrasc] In a sentence: "I am your Master"
[11:38pm] [nevrasc] Get it?
[11:38pm] [nevrasc] I've had this discussion with coworkers already. I'm well prepared to taken on this debate ;P

[03:22am]   »» ban G1nx bans *!*googled@75.142.179.*
[03:22am]   «« kick cssling has kicked Arrakis (Banned)
[03:23am]   »» unban G1nx unbans *!*googled@75.142.179.*
[03:23am]   »» join Arrakis (googled@75.142.179.235) [Unknown]
[03:23am] [Arrakis] whewpssssssssssssssss
[03:23am] [kickass_6] hehe been there, done that
[03:23am] [Arrakis] so any social security numbers, references to alien technology, etc
[03:23am] [Arrakis] please disregard it okay
[03:24am] [Arrakis] how many lines got pasted?
[03:24am] [kickass_6] 8
[03:24am] [Arrakis] damn
[03:24am] [Arrakis] little under 1/2 of what was in the paste buffer
[03:24am] [Arrakis] so where were we?
[03:25am] [kickass_6] you were touching my penis…
[03:25am] [Arrakis] right
[03:25am] [Arrakis] then you told everybody i had herpes
[03:25am] • Arrakis punches kickass_6's penis
[03:25am] • kickass_6 just came a little

[07:28am] [jasona] all browser but ff2, will not display a flash file when its loaded by a html page which is loaded via iframe
[07:28am] [jasona] yesterday somone suggest to use object.. but im trying to avoid that.
[07:28am] [TBF] Tried SWFObject to insert the SWF file?

[07:37am] [jasona] not familiar
[07:38am] [anthill] swfobject is the best way
[07:39am] [jasona] do i insert this on the html page that loads it
[07:39am] [jasona] or cut off the iframe and add it there?
[07:41am] [anthill] the way it works is you put a container in there with the content you'd like to show if the JS does not work
[07:41am] [anthill] give the container an ID
[07:41am] [anthill] and the JS replaces its contents based on that ID
[07:41am] [anthill] there are examples on the page
[07:41am] [jasona] oo can u gimme a tutorial link
[07:42am] [anthill] www.google.com

[03:42am] [sezky] how do i find the <head></head> tags for a ?page_id# ?

[12:39am] [TBF] If you need interactive access to a Mac OS X machine, then justify what you want to do and I can give you it.
[12:40am] [Arrakis] i want to surf porn on a mac tbf
[12:40am] [Arrakis] can you give me 15 minutes plz?
[12:40am] [Arrakis] :p
[12:40am] [TBF] Why the extra 14 mins?
[12:40am] [Arrakis] just to make it seem like i'm not a 1 minute man
[12:40am] [Arrakis] :(

[07:48pm] [[m]ax] expbz i need to get the menu text in the middle in all browsers ...
[07:48pm] [[m]ax] well, middle of each "tab"

[07:54pm] [expbz] Looks better to the left I think but
[07:54pm] [expbz] is it CSS? or just plain HTML?
[07:54pm] [expbz] you'd be better to ask in #HTML or #CSS
[07:54pm] [Eagle] Isn't this #CSS
[07:54pm] [Eagle] <cough>

[07:55pm] • expbz looks at his tabs
[07:55pm] • expbz looks around who said that?
[07:55pm] «« part expbz [~MoZ@77-98-24-196.cable.ubr07.wolv.blueyonder.co.uk]

<+TBF> Because DreamWeaver uses its own rendering engine. It is effectively yet another Web browser.
<+TBF> When you design in DreamWeaver, you are developing for people who also use DreamWeaver, which is useless to say the least.

[12:05am] [JJ08] "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."
[12:11am] [prence] no wonder my rape victims never send me Christmas cards

[12:29am] [COLZY2008] hi can anyone help, im a little stick here, i want to get my home irc server to connect to the outside world, i have apache running but cannot get it to work with my irc deamon? any help would be most greatfull thank you

[11:45pm] [Ox40|Work] OHMYGOD
[11:46pm] [Ox40|Work] <.< My life just flashed before my eyes… O.o
[11:46pm] [kickass_5] you mom catching you beating one off?

* Joins: jez9999 (lighthoos@87-194-212-214.bethere.co.uk)
<jez9999> what's the best way to make hash browns?
<notwoggle> Get some potatoes, set your house on fire.

[09:53] <+matt1982> where are all the good shoe shops!!!!
[09:53] <+mykz-> online!
[09:54] <+matt1982> how can i try them on, online lol
[09:54] <+mykz-> dude give me a break you asked for a solution
[09:54] <+mykz-> i gave you one
[09:54] <+mykz-> now stop bitching
[09:54] <+mykz-> :P
[09:55] <+matt1982> hehe true

[01:49] * Joins: DrivenOne (~royalcomm@pool-71-104-38-117.lsanca.dsl-w.verizon.net)
[01:49] * nogger sets mode: +v DrivenOne
[01:51] <DrivenOne> Hello.
[01:51] <DrivenOne> My friend and I were having a civil debate about some mysql appplications. Anyone around to give some feedback?
[01:53] <DrivenOne> ?
[01:54] <ryguy> I can provide some feedback, what's up?
[01:55] <DrivenOne> Well, we were tying to think of something fun and productive to do tonight. He suggested we go crazy, and code some programs. I suggested that snorting coke might be more productive, and it would certainly lead to less social ostracization from our peers.
[01:55] <DrivenOne> What would your take be?
[01:57] <DrivenOne> You stil there sir?
[01:57] <DrivenOne> Or did you pass out doing some intense coding?
[01:57] <raidghost> no sir you can boogie:)
[01:57] <DrivenOne> My experience is that you have to build your tolerance to coding.
[01:57] <DrivenOne> Isn't that a gay porn?
[01:58] <DrivenOne> I mean
[01:58] <DrivenOne> like if my mom found out I was snorting coke, she would be dissapointed. But I think she coudl move on from it, figure it was a one time thing, that I have learned, etc
[01:59] <DrivenOne> but if people found out I was a coder? Could I ever really get that stain off of me?
[01:59] <TBF> Yes, the wage allows you to remove any stains.
[01:59] <DrivenOne> I mean how convincing would it be to say 'Oh yeah, I just tried coding once… I was experimenting really, but you do not have to be afraid to let your small children around me now, I am all cured…
[01:59] <DrivenOne> I just don't think people would ever really trust me like they did before.
[02:00] <TBF> I guess you could take up a job which required you to use brute force and less of your brain :-)
[02:00] <DrivenOne> I mean sure coke can collapse my nostrils, but coding has the potential to collapse the trust I have earned from so many people.

<G1nx> i'm always tempted by guys who are interested in growing wood
<JJ08> G1nx: I have growing wood. Ha Ha! Your a funny guy.