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[20:29] Arrakis: you're supposed to laugh when i say the joke
[20:29] Arrakis: not 2 hours later
[20:29] MrWax: lolllllll
[20:29] • JJ08 invokes the laugh function
[20:29] MrWax: seriously
[20:30] MrWax: help me
[20:30] JJ08: An exception was thrown

[04:04am] [kickass_6] no, you're more the soccer mom type there trevor
[04:04am] [trevor] those white balls turn me on

[04:19am] [TBF] http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/things_to_say_during_sex.gif
[04:21am] [dew] hmm
[04:21am] [dew] i've been known to say thanks.
[04:21am] [dew] ..
[04:21am] [dew] that's wierd, isn't it?
[04:21am] [Arrakis] yes dew..
[04:21am] [kickass_6] its not weird
[04:21am] [kickass_6] its what you normally say after paying for a service

[09:09pm] [kickass_w] go midgets, they can blow you without hurting their knees
[09:09pm] [kickass_w] and you can easily shut em up
[09:09pm] [forss] aww
[09:10pm] [kickass_w] that's how I roll
[09:10pm] [forss] you are evil
[09:11pm] [kickass_w] nope, just practical
[09:11pm] [kickass_w] I am doing women all a favor with my stamina by dating midgets to preserve female knees everywhere

[04:35am] [TBF] Just in case you're not aware, in terms of SEO, forming unique FQDNs is not a smart idea.
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] FQDNs?
[04:36am] [TBF] http://alabama.index-classifieds.com/ , http://alaska.index-classifieds.com/ , http://example.index-classifieds.com/ , etc are considered seperate sites and have their own site index.
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] yes i am well aware of that
[04:36am] [t0pGuN] so?
[04:36am] [TBF] You're spreading the pontential of a large site index over to much smaller indexes
[04:36am] [TBF] ALL of those "sites" will have to get excellent trust to have a large index allocated to them instead of just one main site having a good quality trust.
[04:37am] [t0pGuN] seo is not why im here
[04:37am] [t0pGuN] if you want we can chat about it in private
[04:37am] [TBF] Heh, you threatening me because I said optional help?
[04:37am] • TBF gets lemon juice and razors ready
[04:38am] [t0pGuN] no no because subdomains are helpful
[04:38am] [t0pGuN] and i dont believe what your saying is correct
[04:38am] [TBF] Ok
[04:39am] [t0pGuN] do you run any sites?
[04:39am] [TBF] No, I have no interest in Web development.
[04:40am] [TBF] Just sort came in here looking for Counterstrike map help and got stuck
[04:40am] [TBF] ;(

[08:16pm] [nobby_s] Any web designers in here?
[08:16pm] [nobby_s] professional jub available
[08:17pm] [dew] i like the way the typo conveys the professionalism so profoundly
[08:18pm] [nobby_s] I like the way your name is dew, and you sound like you are trying to be smarter than you are, like DEWey from Family Guy
[08:19pm] [dew] holy shit dude, that's straight from the 'monkey island' school of insults
[08:20pm] [nobby_s] Why are you swearing? Calm down and do something more constructive :)

[06:02pm] [TBF] I don't personally get why you even bother with this HTML markalrky
[06:02pm] [TBF] I use BMPs for all of my sites powered using image maps
[06:02pm] [TBF] I find it works very well.

[06:02pm] [TBF] That's how I roll' son!

[04:54pm] [JJ08] I remember seeing this women doing the caravan port on the back of a car once on xtube.
[04:54pm] [JJ08] wtf am I calling it a port, its not a computer. Its a male connector on the back of a car

[08:29pm] [Hierofant] anyone have a tutorial for spacing out nested <div>'s?
[08:30pm] [nuth] spacing out?
[08:30pm] [pjkix] what?
[08:30pm] [dew] margin and padding, dude
[08:30pm] [pjkix] u need a tutorial for that?
[08:31pm] [nuth] it's good we have have dew who can speak retard

[08:40] prometh: i have spaces between my <LI>'s that are inline-block
[08:40] prometh: my server is fucked
[08:40] prometh: it won't upload or something
[08:40] elestud: did you take the whitespace out?
[08:40] prometh: i don't want to do that
[08:40] elestud: haha

[07:23pm] [semandic] there is a formula for being a great #css user …
[07:23pm] [semandic] if you know the answer to someone's question, tell them they are an idiot
[07:24pm] [semandic] if you don't know the answer, turn it around and mock the site's design
[07:24pm] [semandic] either way, you look smart!

[04:28pm] [Polarbeer] absolute is positioned at the specified coordinates relative to its containing block. How do I specify the block? I tried putting display: block; on the the div tag with the item in it, but didn't work

[19:44]paprika: cuz its in a table, no other classes work?
[19:44] paprika: i even got rid of the table class, and made a div outside.. no different
[19:44] paprika: who the fuck wants their submit buttons as big as text bars
[19:44] paprika: whoever thought of that one was on crack
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[19:51] JJ08_: paprika: I have designed some very nice forms that function correctly and look exactly how I want them to. Do not blame CSS for your problems, its your ability that's the issue, not CSS.
[19:54] pjkix: paprika: you can make some really nice looking forms too, like this http://www.assemblesoft.com/examples/form/

[11:20pm] [Sdym] Trancer, you are webdesigner for entreprise?
[11:20pm] [Trancer] Sdym: no, I do automated reporting and business intelligence
[11:20pm] [Trancer] Sdym: I hardly bother with webdesign
[11:20pm] [Sdym] hehe, impressive :)
[11:20pm] [Trancer] (with the exception of some dashboard styling in CSS)
[11:20pm] [Sdym] business intelligence = such ebay ?
[11:20pm] [Trancer] nah, datamining
[11:21pm] [Trancer] I work for a market research agency
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we gather a shitload of data
[11:21pm] [Trancer] say.. about people who likes bananas
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we also have information about people liking pink ponies
[11:21pm] [Trancer] we can figure out if there is a trend that if pink pony lovers will start eating more bananas

[12:12am] [GCPU] does safari have some issues with some hovering effect done in css?
[12:14am] [GCPU] if you created a drop down menu with css, test it on the safari browser
[12:14am] [GCPU] it sucks
[12:16am] [jasona] example?
[12:17am] [GCPU] well view newegg.com
[12:17am] [GCPU] over your mouse up and down the drop down menu

[12:18am] [GCPU] it disappears before you ever reach the bottom of the list of sub menu
[12:20am] [nuth] GCPU: you should probably use javascript to make a dynamic menu
[12:21am] [GCPU] why
[12:21am] [nuth] because it's more reliable

[12:28am] [GCPU] im thinkin if newegg.com uses it, ill do the same

[08:25pm] [jasona] my code is 1.0 xhtml.. what is the equivalent of img align? (align is reported outdated)

<Lope> could someone plz help me with this? i changed the id definitions to class, and now its not working

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[06:47am] [Jason_] <div id="a" class="b"> styling is #a.b? … my editor tells me it's wrong..
[06:47am] [Jason_] is my editor lying?

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[04:31pm] [Huvet] haha :)
[04:31pm] [Huvet] that's the lamest spam ever
[04:32pm] [Huvet] IRC for white people only, hahaha :)
[04:32pm] [Huvet] can't they discriminate on something that matters on IRC instead?
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