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<indigoid> lordpil: you're from the usa, no?
<lordpil> of course
<indigoid> maybe you can explain something
<lordpil> i represent all of america
<indigoid> you have all these fearless warriors in your army that can kill people and endure horrible torture, free the shit out of everyone
<indigoid> so
<indigoid> why on earth are they afraid of showering in the same room as a gay man?

< DkrTremos> u drink alcol?
< ReMark> DkrTremos: Sure, I'm from Poland
< ReMark> DkrTremos: If I don't drink alcohol they can put me in to jail, that's the law in here, nothing I can do :(

17:02.18 <+Kuukunen> but that's straight pythagoras
17:02.28 <+rfw> as opposed to gay pythagoras?

[03:09] * KillinUrDoodz (~KillinUrD@synIRC-FF2FA847.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[03:10] <KillinUrDoodz_> The most traumatic part about reconnecting after a internet spike is watching yourself timeout.
[03:10] <KillinUrDoodz_> It's like watching yourself die :o

They call it #ChatBox when it's a dead channel there is no chat.

[02:30] <Stonewall008> as i was walking from one class to another - some bug was all up in my face flying in front of me
[02:30] <Stonewall008> so a bird swoops down and catches it in front of my face
[02:30] <Stonewall008> i was like "yo nature's got my back"

[07:27:24] <@KazuoSan> well technically i was supposed to finish this paper 30 minutes ago
[07:27:33] <@KazuoSan> but i emailed my professor a broken link ;)
[07:27:42] <@KazuoSan> muahaha
[07:27:51] <@KazuoSan> of course once i finish the link wont be broken

  • #1116
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2011-08-24 07:32:20
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

[12:28:30 pm] <craven> yeah 5.3" is rediculously big
[12:31:12 pm] <matt1982_> thats not what she said!

oe_: Do you speak English
ab1c: Yes!
Joe_: Name?
ab1c: Abdul Aziz.
Joe_: Sex?
ab1c: Three to five times a day.
Joe_: No, no..I mean male or female?
ab1c: Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
Joe_:Holy cow!
ab1c: Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
Joe_: But isn`t that hostile?
ab1c: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Joe_: Oh dear!
ab1c: No, no! Never Deer, run too fast...

<Kerstin> A virgin. That's awesome. You made my day @Guest33077
<Pyromanik> What a predator
<ChrisHansen> Kerstin: Why don't you come and have a seat over here...