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[10:36am] [[ric]] you know, I think less and less actual JS gets discussed on here
[10:46am] [sh0] what's a good free cd burn program for xp ?

  • #602
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-22 07:51:14
  • Origin: EFnet » #webdev

[12:25:24 pm] <ratty_> ok this was funny
[12:25:30 pm] <ratty_> im in the supermarket with my girlfriend
[12:25:38 pm] <ratty_> she's from Israel
[12:25:55 pm] <ratty_> anyway she asks me why im buying expensive Cravendale milk
[12:26:01 pm] <ratty_> and says i should buy the normal stuff
[12:26:07 pm] <ratty_> the normal stuff is Welsh
[12:26:17 pm] <ratty_> so i say, I dont like it, it's from Wales
[12:26:29 pm] <ratty_> her expression changed to one of suprise
[12:26:39 pm] <ratty_> she only thought it was milk from a Whale didnt she

  • #603
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-22 21:10:40
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

[12:08] <XB23> how do i fix a div to the bottom of a page
[12:08] <XB23> even if the page scrolls down
[12:08] <kickass_6> with <magic type="voodoo"></magic>

[05:39am] [tucan] so i guess im the only loser sitting in irc on a friday night
[05:43am] [nrgetik] yep
[05:43am] [nrgetik] please get a life thanks

  • #605
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-26 07:12:43
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

09:09 < kozmonaut> shit
09:09 < kozmonaut> been web deving for like 5 hours straight
09:59 < xtor> kozmonaut, diving?
09:59 < xtor> As in scraping?
09:59 < xtor> What sort of scraping to people with dedis do usually, kozmonaut ?
09:59 < xtor> s/to/do
10:00 < xtor> Like I know of people who have like 5 or 6 dedis that constantly run scrapers and autosubmitters non
stop using dozens of IP addresses...was this exactly what you were doing while you were "web diving"
for 5 hours straight just now?
10:18 < kozmonaut> no
10:18 < kozmonaut> deving
10:18 < kozmonaut> developing

18:29 < inphamx> I just got a spam message with the title.. "The SEO Rapper"
18:29 < inphamx> lol
18:29 < inphamx> wtf
18:29 < stevegm> ya ok hypocrit
18:29 < stevegm> go with what ghte goverment says

[11:02pm] [CPU^] does anyone know a free program I can enter text into and have it turn that into html? and, maybe add a few buttons too?
[11:04pm] [scoop] notepad

<stevegm> what do you do when you get real annoyed at shit at everything
<Stephen-> ./quit
<Stephen-> ./suicide

[01:17] <kinesis_> how do i get rid of the ugly white border then
[01:17] <yegor> body { margin: 0; padding: 0; }
[01:18] <kinesis_> do i have to have a <body > tag

[02:49pm] [magikjasm] how can i tell the difference between a physical cookie and a session cookie? .. document.cookie
[02:51pm] [dirk103] if you can eat it, it's a physical cookie
[02:51pm] [ajaks] (:

[03:41pm] [equivoc] any US-american native speakers around?
[03:42pm] [TBF] Just remove u from colour and modify s to z and you're in en-US mode
[03:42pm] • TBF ducks

[Conversation about CAPTCHAs]

<BJayD> it seems to me the difficult part isnt finding a good method that only humans can easily givea correct answer to, it's managing to automate the questions without getting bad samples
<TBF> "On a serious note, if you're blind, ask for some human assistance. "
<TBF> Blind people are humans.
<BJayD> or are they
<BJayD> alien clones that havent yet worked out how to emulate our eyes

[06:53pm]   »» join R4k (~rak@monster.dataguard.no) [Norway]
[06:53pm] [R4k] hello all
[06:54pm] [R4k] I try to make a webpage html or xhtml valid, but for some reason, when any doctype is given, the page displays blank
[06:54pm] [R4k] I'm average with writing ok code, but this time, I can't find the reason
[06:55pm] [R4k] the page is at http://www.privnet.eu/files/magazines/www.gyogyszerpont.hu/2009-05-14/index.html
[06:55pm] [R4k] can anybody give me a hint on how to do it right ?
[07:04pm] [R4k] well, later all
[07:04pm]   «« part R4k [~rak@monster.dataguard.no]
[07:30pm] [smilertoo] wtf, hes trying to validate a flash page
[07:45pm] [BiGViC] yes he was unfornately ....

  • #619
  • Posted by: phantompharter
  • Posted on: 2009-06-03 10:44:26
  • Origin: EFnet » #seo

<HM2K> i don't think i've godda worry about handjobs tbh
<matt1982> why? you have no penis?

[02:49pm] [ratty_] scientists believe goldfish can recognise thier owners and get excited when they see them...
[02:49pm] [ratty_] never seen a goldfish with a boner
[02:50pm] [ratty_] they could swim upside down near the surface and pretend it's a perescope
[02:50pm] [ratty_] "hey look at me im a submarin"

  • #622
  • Posted by: loadstr
  • Posted on: 2009-06-06 20:43:32
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

19:39 < loadstr> hey there's a lot of homosexual men using the alias 'Janet'...
19:40 < Janet> fuck you jerks
19:40 < Janet> what makes you think im gay other than my nick
19:41 < Janet> I use profanity, I fuck other men and I cant use CSS

[02:04:40] * sfuller (~sfuller@mega-01-017-ip.dsl.netins.net) has joined #cycling
[02:06:25] <sfuller> hwdy
[02:06:56] <@e-vad> no one wants to hear your bullshit, ok?
[02:07:22] <@msoini> lol

[13:22] * +airco (~sdf@224.Red-79-157-176.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) Quit (ircd.he.net irc.prison.net)
[13:24] * sdfwe (~sdf@224.Red-79-157-176.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net) has joined #webdev
[13:31] <sdfwe> airco Nick/channel is temporarily unavailable
[13:32] <sdfwe> can't get it back
[13:32] * sdfwe is now known as airco_
[13:33] <[M]ax> maybe its services juped
[13:59] * airco (leon@xw-news.net) has joined #webdev
[13:59] <airco> HAH!
[14:01] <+delivos> i'm a big fat gaylord
[14:01] <airco> aww gay wrong window
[14:01] <airco> NO I'M A BIG FAT GAYLORD
[14:01] <+delivos> this isn't event worth saving
[14:01] <+delivos> lol

17:07 < ApexSEORM> I shut down my topsite last summer
17:07 < ApexSEORM> lot of people were getting busted so I was like fuck that
17:07 <@doug> why bothers, torrents are where it's at.
17:07 <@doug> bother*
17:07 < ApexSEORM> I mean mine was set up really nice, truecrypt on everything 1024 bit ssl on the ftp
17:07 < ApexSEORM> all that stuff
17:07 < ApexSEORM> but still
17:07 < ApexSEORM> fuck it
17:08 < s0ldevi> yeah, fuck running a topsite in the us
17:08 <+TBF> It's also now 'illegal' partially because Internet is flagged as a necessity, such as electricity and heating fuel.
17:08 < ApexSEORM> doug the thing with torrents is for the best sites you have to maintain a pretty ridiculas ratio
17:08 < s0ldevi> indeed :)
17:08 < ApexSEORM> with my topsite I just had to pay the bill
17:08 < s0ldevi> though that's not in writing yet
17:08 < ApexSEORM> which actually paid itself most months
17:08 < ApexSEORM> I sold a few slots on the box
17:08 <@doug> ApexSEORM: not worth the potential legal pitfalls. It isn't 1995 anymore.
17:08 <+TBF> Why would you actively tell others in the public of this?
17:08 * TBF slaps ApexSEORM with some wet noodles
17:09 <+TBF> Talk about mild retardation.
17:09 < ApexSEORM> TBF because im not doing it anymore and as far as anyone is concerned Im making it all up
17:09 < s0ldevi> the judge'll buy that
17:09 < ApexSEORM> half the people on the internet lie through thier teeth. I can just say Im one of them.
17:09 < tmc> heh
17:09 <+TBF> "HEY GUYS, I HAVE DONE ILLEGAL THINGS, I HOPE I DON'T GET CAUGHT AND HAVE MY LOGS SCANNED FOR SELF-INCRIMINATION, HANG ON, HOW
DOES THE FIFTH WORK AGAIN?"
17:09 <@doug> ApexSEORM: eh, getting called into meetings at FBIHQ isn't fun. Been there done that.
17:09 < s0ldevi> hahaha
17:10 <+TBF> Pleading the fifth requires you don't be a retard.
17:10 < tmc> hhaah
17:10 <+TBF> You just stripped your pontential exit point

<yossarian> and anyway, punishing opera users is like farting in an empty room
<yossarian> they only punish themselves