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<nutbar> i try to avoid irc as much as possible - i find that it's worse on my braincells than alcohol usually

12:07 < d0gMa> [04:14:57] say "hello" in room if your not gay
12:07 < d0gMa> [04:15:01] "hello"
12:07 <+Bored> [04:16:11] this is not a 'room'
12:07 < d0gMa> [04:26:09] your still gay

[12:20:36] <koltroll> Stupied fucking kid in free willy
[12:20:59] <koltroll> he so has no clue on why willy is acting the way he is.
[12:21:08] <@G1nx> yea who bloody frees a free willy when you got one
[12:21:14] <@G1nx> that movie made no sense at all
[12:21:31] <@G1nx> the worst part is when i found out the movie was about a fucking orca
[12:21:41] <@G1nx> that really turned me off ;(

[20:11:39] <Arrakis> well pedophilia by our standards where 15-18 is legal

[21:01:17] <nezZario> the only thing about being short and skinny
[21:01:31] <nezZario> i'll tell you, my fairly average sized penis looks like a horsecock on me

[10:57pm] [GaLiLe0] is tomcat apaches only web server?
[11:03pm] [Teratogen] apache IS a webserver
[11:03pm] [Teratogen] you silly goose
[11:07pm] [GaLiLe0] whats tomcat then?!
[11:09pm] [GaLiLe0] how is the security and ease of configuration compared to IIS7 ?

<gprocess> fuck man - i'm so tired
<gprocess> i FUCKING hate agencies.
<Stephen-> I FUCKING hate lima beans
<Contempte> I FUCKING hate how babby is formed when you dont want babby to be formed.

[22:49:16] * Now talking on #css
[22:49:16] * Topic for #css is: Cascading Style Sheets | http://faq.css-standards.org/ | DO U LIEK FISHSTICKS?!
[22:50:19] <koltroll> yes? I like fishsticks.
[22:53:06] <Lakario> do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
[22:54:01] <koltroll> eh. yea since I like them, I do like eating them.. and since I do like to eat them it kinda makes sense that I like to put them in my mouth
[22:54:29] <Lakario> What are you, a gay fish?
[22:54:51] <koltroll> HAH! NO! I'M NOT! YOU STEPPED RIGHT INTO MY BRILLIANT TRAP! THAT JOKE DOESN'T WORK IN WRITING! SUCKER!

[02:21am] [TBF] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRwPSFpLX8I
[02:39am] [dudrenov] is that real?
[02:40am] [bcow] ya
[02:41am] [dudrenov] So Ted Stevens was right
[02:41am] [dudrenov] Internet is a series of tubes
[02:42am] [dudrenov] Only they are used for cooling

[11:34am] [Mediator] Well, do you know what the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus is?
[11:34am] [[ric]] there is no difference
[11:34am] [[ric]] both should be spat on
[11:34am] [Mediator] It took only one nail to hang up the picture.

[04:29pm] [Teratogen] {}o_0{} <= what is this?
[04:30pm] [[ric]] d[O.O]b
[04:31pm] [Arrakis] hallow strange character face people
[04:32pm] [Teratogen] {}o_0{} <= what is this? it's a snow crab!
[04:32pm] • Arrakis nom nom noms the snow crap
[04:33pm] [Arrakis] crab
[04:38pm] [[ric]] no, I think you were right the first time
[04:39pm] [Arrakis] fu
[04:39pm] [Arrakis] :(

[06:35pm] [[ric]] did you hear about the two neutrons who went into a pub
[06:35pm] [[ric]] one says, "I think I've dropped an electron somewhere"
[06:35pm] [[ric]] the other says "are you sure?"
[06:35pm] [[ric]] the first one replies, "yes, I'm possitive"
[06:35pm] • Dashiva gives [ric] a F- in nuclear physics
[06:35pm] [[ric]] booo
[06:36pm] [Dashiva] Surely you mean atom. Neutrons don't have electrons.
[06:36pm] [[ric]] actually you are right
[06:36pm] [[ric]] but don't worry I don't blame you for screwing up my joke
[06:36pm] [[ric]] wh0re

[04:17pm] [raidghost] enjoy the last minutes of easter!
[04:28pm] [DM8Mydog] raidghost, welcome to the internet, where timezones differ, and holidays differ as well.
[04:28pm] [DM8Mydog] easter is next week here
[05:04pm] [ubajas] Not even Jesus is the same!
[05:17pm] [DM8Mydog] they just couldn't decide which date to pick for a fictional event's celebration ubajas
[05:17pm] [go|dfish] fictional !?!

[04:34am] [Somni] haha, as much as you want to believe your marijuana addiction is just your way of self-medicating, it isn't
[04:34am] [Somni] er, ww

[02:07pm] [nuth] yeah, would be nice if we all liked the same thing
[02:08pm] [koltroll] no actually that would be terrible
[02:08pm] [nuth] why?
[02:09pm] [nuth] you just said you hate the linux community because we like diffrent things
[02:09pm] [koltroll] yea
[02:10pm] [koltroll] Well I say all kinds of things.
[02:10pm] [koltroll] I don't actually haft to stand up for anything I say, do I? :/
[02:10pm] [nuth] you know what I think?
[02:10pm] [koltroll] Just don't tell me I'm a confused young man. Cause I can't handle that.
[02:10pm] [nuth] I think you like everyone else got brainwashed to think that if we all liked the same thing, that would be bad
[02:11pm] [nuth] but the fact is, if we all could agree on everything, we could spend more time on improving the stuff we like
[02:11pm] [nuth] and making what we like
[02:11pm] [koltroll] yes. like the nazis
[02:11pm] [nuth] wat?

<Agent_Ink> i got 20 super bubbles in my mouth
<Bored`> canadians call those herpies

<@lilrixcat> i've been picking my nose and wiping it under this desk for 4 years, why isnt it covered in crusties?

<StArSeEd> you think spraying my nuts with febreze was a good idea?

<@StArSeEd> a few times my ass has been so sore in the middle of a monster dump that I've been super tempted to just reach around and yank the turd out the rest of the way.. never have, though

<crucials> waiting to have sex before you're married is like waiting to learn guitar til you find a band