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[04:37pm] [[ric]] I think I will waste the rest of the day by drawing rude ascii
[04:37pm] [[ric]] ( . )( . )
[04:38pm] [[ric]] B====D - -
[04:38pm] [[ric]] right, that's all the rude ascii I know
[04:38pm] [Dashiva] What's so rude about oranges and happy jews?
[04:40pm] [[ric]] happy jew?
[04:40pm] [[ric]] B====D ?
[04:41pm] [Dashiva] Glasses, big nose, happy smile?
[04:42pm] [Dashiva] :(

[05:46pm] [Sixer] Hi. Can absolute positioned elements move along with a centered page when the window is resized?
[05:47pm] [Sixer] Floats and margins won't cut it for what I'm trying to do
[05:47pm] [kickass_6] Sixer: make them positioned absolutely relative to the element that is moving.
[05:48pm] [Sixer] Well, they're inside the moving element, a couple levels down actually
[05:48pm] [Sixer] But for me to put them where I need them, absolute seems the only way to go
[05:48pm] [kickass_6] well, abs pos works of the closest positioned parent
[05:48pm] [Sixer] really
[05:49pm] [kickass_6] no, I totally made that shit up
[05:49pm] [Sixer] ...

[04:21am] [Joikus_] how do I vertically align something
[04:21am] [Joikus_] an element
[04:21am] [Joikus_] right now I have a checkbox, and a big image, the checkbox is at the foot of the image, id like it to be in mid air
[04:21am] [kickass_6] vertical-align
[04:21am] [Joikus_] does that work, i never get it to work

[06:02pm] [argosy] I have come to the conclusion that the Apache folks are infected with some sort of disease that makes them incapable of organizing online documentation...
[06:13pm] [argosy] There are THREE fucking "Developer Guide" type pages for the lib I'm looking at. Just to make it more fun, each one has the same link text, appears in the same spot in the sidebar, and points to a different page.
[06:13pm] [argosy] WTF.
[06:14pm] [argosy] It's almost as bad as trying to find shit on IBM's sites.
[06:14pm] [argosy] But not quite.

[05:53pm] [nyceane] how do you auto ping google?
[05:53pm] [azxten] You don't auto ping Google.. Google auto pings you

[02:28am] [nuth] how do you do the wave in emoticons?
[02:28am] [impl] hmm
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:29am] [impl] o~
[02:29am] [impl] fuck.
[02:29am] [impl] let me start over.
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:29am] [impl] \o~
[02:29am] [impl] \o/
[02:29am] [impl] ~o/
[02:29am] [impl] ~o~
[02:30am] [nuth] that looks like crap
[02:31am] [impl] YOU DO BETTER.
[02:31am] [nuth] o/
[02:31am] [nuth] o\
[02:31am] [nuth] o/
[02:31am] [nuth] o\
[02:31am] [nuth] heh
[02:31am] [impl] wtf that doesn't count
[02:31am] [nuth] haha

[04:20pm]   »» join wade (wade@seriousirc.com) [Internic Commercial]
[04:20pm] [s0ldevi] what a waste of an ip
[04:21pm] [HM2K] that's what yo momma said
[04:21pm] [s0ldevi] so there's two of us vs. one of you
[04:21pm] [s0ldevi] motion carried
[04:22pm] [HM2K] well i couldn't carry her.
[04:22pm] [s0ldevi] that is a terrible comeback
[04:22pm] [HM2K] better than yours
[04:23pm] [s0ldevi] no
[04:23pm] [HM2K] see

[11:49am] [ratty_] wow they can get all these stats from a friggin email
[11:50am] [G1nx] ratty_ that's nothing i can see how many sheets of toilet paper you use from apache's access.log
[11:51am] [ratty_] lol
[11:51am] [ratty_] I actually spent out on some quality quilted toilet paper
[11:51am] [ratty_] what a crock
[11:52am] [G1nx] ever since i went econut i just scrape it off with old newspapers
[11:52am] [G1nx] or i just don't scrape it all and when i plant new things in my garden i just burry my underwear with it
[11:52am] [ratty_] you must have a black ink stained arse my friend
[11:53am] [G1nx] yea my star of david never been that black!

[08:31pm] [akAA] It can be some kind of protection on my hosting box, my admin page is loading like 100 files (images) and after page 3 the server ban my ip! I've contacted the support and they told be i had over 300 connection within 2 min, they didn't know to tell me what kind of connection.. Any help please?

[11:39pm]   »» join KCCarnage (~Mad@71.74.180.193) [Unknown]
[11:40pm] [KCCarnage] is there any decent way to get uniform table in html?
[11:43pm] [KCCarnage] http://www.readingsfortheblind.com/about-copy.htm <--- this is with tables
[11:43pm] [KCCarnage] http://www.readingsfortheblind.com/about.htm <--- css no tables
[11:47pm] [KCCarnage] well i'm on a proxy so if anyone reads this by the time I get back from dinner I would be much abliged
[11:55pm] [KCCarnage] nm freenode html answered me -- http://www.hotdesign.com/seybold/everything.html
[11:55pm]   «« part KCCarnage [~Mad@71.74.180.193] (Leaving)

[10:49pm] [Kyriel] America is filled with greedy, ignorant, people. Doesn't matter who is president.
[10:49pm] [cwilbur] america and I have a complicated relationship, but I wish it would stop getting drunk and texting me at 3 am.
[10:49pm] [cwilbur] the *world* is full of greedy, ignorant people.
[10:49pm] [Kyriel] I am filled, with, extra, commas, too.
[10:49pm] [Kyriel] I blame AMERICA

[08:46pm] [go|dfish] Madness!
[08:46pm] [purl] STOP THE MADNESS! Unproductive discussions merely dig us deeper into the psychological pit of despair that makes us easy targets for Microsoftization.
[08:46pm] [go|dfish] Erm, yes.

[08:36am] [d4p0rnsta] hey i need help with hashes
[08:36am] [Thuryn] shoot
[08:36am] [Thuryn] HASHES ARE COOL
[08:36am] [Thuryn] YOU CAN KEEP STUFF IN THEM

[12:39am] [cynica_f] oh god it burns
[12:39am] [cynica_f] had indian last night.. vindaloo
[12:39am] [cynica_f] hello flag of japan!
[12:40am] [mat690] shitting battery acid ?
[12:41am] [cynica_f] could very well be, yes
[12:42am] [cynica_f] plus it's a cold day, so the combination of flag of japan + cold room = higher temperature differential

[02:43pm] [wasabi`] If you watch the movie 'Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

[17:54:14] <ckb> sorry, I don't like using li's
[17:54:17] <ckb> personal preference.

<{OZZY}> bored like a whore on a bank holiday

[08:45pm] [Bored] my penis is 8 1/2 em
[08:46pm] [TBF] At what resolution?
[08:46pm] • TBF ducks
[08:46pm] [kickass_6] Bored: still need zoom to see it though :P
[08:47pm] [Bored] doh
[08:47pm] • Bored display: hidden;

[09:34pm] [kickass_6] haha I misspelt Ben Landon as Ben Laden and my boss sends me an email asking if I was doing an April Fools joke

<TBF> http://mtc.sri.com/Conficker/ is a pretty good read
<nuth> are you trying to give me a virus?
<TBF> Yes!
<nuth> I now have HIV :(
<BobArdKor> stay positive
<nuth> lols