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* Boned is now known as o_--
* alexc is now known as borg_cube
* o_-- powers up the deflector shield
* borg_cube unleashes green beams at o_--
<o_--> e-bliss-er-ate-the-pol-e-tair-ian
<borg_cube> we are borg
<o_--> copy cat
<borg_cube> resistance is futile
<xDRUNKx> you guys are so gay

<Lep`> i have to download realplayer to view .ram
<Lep`> nothing is worse than downloading realplayer with your pants around your ankles

<@subhuman> heard on the radio this morning that the creator or dnd died
<@subhuman> that's bound to be an interesting funeral
<@subhuman> you'll have 4800 fat guys casting sleep on his coffin

<inigo2> you know the worst thing about oink going under?
<inigo2> the last thing I downloaded from there was the new britney spears

<dr_bowman> pregnancy is like getting defeated by a miniboss

<@G1nx> Two9A just don't spread the word that it's mine it got me in more trouble than me finding out i was gay
<@koltroll> haha
<@G1nx> somehow i shouldn't have worded it like that
* @G1nx facepalm

<crafmatik> one time
<crafmatik> i was biking, and i had to piss
<crafmatik> i thought i could piss while riding
<crafmatik> well that didnt work
<crafmatik> i pissed all over myself then fell down
<crafmatik> in the middle of the street

[12:28am] [Plagius] lost 10 pounds last week
[12:28am] [xa-mua] stopped eating twinkies?
[12:28am] [Plagius] nah
[12:28am] [Plagius] just playing more golf
[12:29am] [xa-mua] you must be obese to lose 10 lbs playing golf
[12:29am] [Plagius] well i was 226 and now 216
[12:29am] [xa-mua] especially in 1 week
[12:29am] [Plagius] it might have been in more than 1 week but at least 5 pounds was that week i was like holy cow my pants are so big and then i hopped on the scale
[12:30am] [xa-mua] did it cry out for help? or just sit there and groan under the pressure?
[12:30am] [Plagius] what pressure?
[12:31am] [xa-mua] of your obesity, fat ass.

[11:17pm] [Halo_Four] Devices you don't even know are running WinMo
[11:18pm] [Plagius] yeah I noticed at the gas station, where they play videos at the gas pumps, it was windows based on the error message
[11:18pm] [Plagius] I never knew gas pumps ran windows, it's true

[04:20pm] [[ric]] http://p3m.org/pef/3045
[04:20pm] [[ric]] that, is the shared MP3 drive of my colleague
[04:20pm] [[ric]] it's the perfect example of leeching anything you can
[04:20pm] [[ric]] leaving you with a really shitty collection
[04:20pm] [[ric]] with the odd gem
[04:21pm] [[ric]] it's like the lad has gone in to a music shop, stripped naked, covered himself in glue then rolled around the bargain bin

[12:02pm] [Blade`] and what do you consider racist?
[12:03pm] [Blade`] what were they saying
[12:03pm] [Blade`] as its completely ear of the beholder really
[12:03pm] [[ric]] well when the guy says black girls should stick bananas up their cunts and if it comes out half eaten they are pregenant

14:38 < matt1982> haha my English isn't too cracking either but I blame that on being a Yorkshire lad
14:44 < fwk`> you're english, but your english isn't good?
14:44 < fwk`> you must have put effort in to that ha ha

16:08 < Kaedenn> this is python
16:08 < Kaedenn> overloading and type checking are satanic
16:09 < Kaedenn> everything that is java shall be destroyed

<sh0> i dont get it; america is supposed to be the land of the free
<sh0> but you're not free fuck whoever you like in the asshole

[02:33pm] [Mediator] E_TUESDAY
[02:40pm] [HM2K] E_GREETING
[02:43pm] [bjornd] E_ALL_CAPS_NICKS
[02:57pm] [Arrakis] E_ZOMG
[02:58pm] [Dashiva] EUNDERSCOREINERROR
[03:01pm] [Jumper] E_EEEE
[03:02pm] [bjornd] E_MOVIE_NAME_IN_NICK
[03:05pm] [mite] E_LET_IT_GO
[03:06pm] [Blade`] E_WTF?
[03:14pm] [[ric]] E_MC2
[03:15pm] [Dashiva] E_YOUR_EQUALS_SIGN_SEEMS_TO_BE_FEELING_DOWN
[03:15pm] [[ric]] E_BYGUM
[03:15pm] [[ric]] only the brits will get that
[03:15pm] [mite] this is quite possibly the nerdiest thing ever to happen on irc.
[03:16pm] [[ric]] mite, careful now, we can be considerably nerdier than that
[03:16pm] [mite] hehe
[03:16pm] [[ric]] con-siderably
[03:17pm] [bjornd] l-ol

[03:36pm] [_ric_] yeh, it's true, thing is I'm always so tired from doing yer maw
[03:36pm] [_ric_] a very demanding woman
[03:38pm] [Mediator] Yeah, I taught her well.
[03:38pm] [_ric_] you must be a fat lad though
[03:38pm] [_ric_] as she's ruined down there
[03:38pm] [_ric_] like a 4 lane pileup
[03:38pm] [Mediator] Oh, it is fat enough, allright...
[03:39pm] [Mediator] I'm hung like a baby.
[03:39pm] [Mediator] 52 cm and 9 pounds.

[10:51am] [DefiantN] can I save an array in a cookie?
[10:52am] [Segaja] DefiantN: if you somehow flatten the array
[10:52am] [DefiantN] hmmm
[10:52am] [TBF] Smells like a task for JSON
[10:52am] [Segaja] something like key1=val1,key2=val2
[10:53am] [Segaja] and than later when you read the cookie you have to convert that string back into an array
[10:53am] [DefiantN] Perhaps I should just use a sequence of cookies
[10:56am] • DefiantN wonders how this 'simple java project' turned into 240 lines of code
[10:56am] [TBF] Because you failed to read the assignment?
[10:56am] [TBF] Java is not Javascript
[10:56am] • TBF slaps DefiantN with some wet noodles

[04:30am] [Lucent] hmm, something is wrong with my site in ie8
[04:30am] [Lucent] it's holding at 20% cpu when i'm doing nothing
[04:31am] [Lucent] has to do with a resize event
[04:31am] [spank] use a <table> tag
[04:31am] [spank] solves everything

[03:06pm] [[ric]] guns and god and gays
[03:06pm] [[ric]] that's the sticker Arrakis has on his trailer
[03:07pm] [Blade`] [ric]: 3G?

[03:14pm] • Arrakis slaps [ric] around a big with a flaming homosexual fag
[03:14pm] [Arrakis] s/big/bit/
[03:15pm] [[ric]] yeh, interesting you spelt homosexual right
[03:15pm] [[ric]] probably a word you use a lot .. ;)