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<namcoPunk> damn popular slang
<namcoPunk> confusing shit
<namcoPunk> fuck bling bling--gimme the word "sparkle" any time

<nitocris> i'm seeing like 6 of everything
<nitocris> I should've stopped eating when I got to 9 grams
<nitocris> I ate 12 grams in total

<nitocris> last time I did acid, it was at school, and we had a test when I was high. The next day it got handed back to us and I didn't even know i'd written it. I got like 12% on it 'cause all I was doing was making patterns on the answer sheet.

<NoahPhex> Anybody here ever go through their dad's porno tape collection, popped in a tape, and saw their dad getting it on with somebody other than their mother?
<kep0ne> ive seen mpegs of them

[14:59:28] <@kickass_6> the stripper pole I ordered will totally class this place up
[14:59:34] <@koltroll> haha
[14:59:42] <@kickass_6> tell your mom she can start work next thursday
[15:01:33] <@koltroll> Sorry. She's busy getting raped by me.
[15:01:51] <@impl> put a cock in it, it's done
[15:01:55] <@Defcon> indeed kickass_6
[15:02:43] <@kickass_6> koltroll: you rape your own mother....?
[15:03:26] <@koltroll> kickass_6, it happens. why?

[06:27pm] [xa-mua] "One commenter told ICANN this morning: .It is becoming clear to me that the religious fruitcakes are intent on interfering with every netizen's right to horseporn.."

[17:14:08] * @nrgetik touches G1nx
[17:14:16] <@G1nx> fuck off dwarf

<Teratogen> Trancer, do you eat horse meat?
<Trancer> If it tastes good

[06:00pm] [Defcon] O o
[06:00pm] [Defcon] /¯________________________
[06:00pm] [Defcon] | IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! Meow!
[06:00pm] [Defcon] \_¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
[06:00pm] [Defcon] :(

[15:55] <mykz-> someone give me an app idea
[15:55] <mykz-> i'll code it and give you 25%
[15:56] <aka> mykz-: you make an app where you just fuck off
[15:56] <aka> you can keep 100%
[15:56] <aka> srsly no prob
[15:56] <mykz-> sweet
[15:56] <aka> :D
[15:57] <mykz-> right let me get my pen and paper and plan this shit out
[15:58] <aka> sweet

[11:40pm] [divil] http://xo.typepad.com/blog/2009/03/video-how-to-get-out-of-a-tight-parking-space-in-egypt.html
[11:48pm] [chuckie] that's fucking brilliant
[11:50pm] [divil] if I wasn't a man, and therefore awesome at parking, I'd totally want one of those

[21:22] <mykz-> my mums friend add me on msn
[21:22] <mykz-> and is now trying to cyber with me
[21:22] <mykz-> wtf

[18:19:57] <@HM2K> https://www.google.com/adsense/g-app-single-1
[18:20:02] <@HM2K> is that page blank for anyone?
[18:20:21] <delivos> not i
[18:21:02] <@HM2K> oh wait
[18:21:05] <@HM2K> adblocker :p

<RyGaR> My New Years' resolution is 1024x768

<StArSeEd> i feel really bad.. my deaf friend just msged me on ICQ and I told him to listen to my shoutcast

<StArSeEd> jarheads suck
<StArSeEd> and they can't goddamn drive
<toasty-> i can drive
<madball> i thought you hit a fucking telephone pole toasty
<toasty-> no a tree

<RyGaR> i wanna fuck the pink power ranger
<elph> I already have
<StArSeEd> painting your hand pink does not count

<veedub> im a vegan
<veedub> but i still like my steak sometimes
<veedub> and i like eggs for breakfast 2 times a week
<erin> so how are you a vegan?
<veedub> well i am when i dont eat
<veedub> meat

<xbleh> the best part about eating a vegetable is trying to put them back in the wheel chair yo.

<xbleh> whats the best part about fucking a 5 year old girl?
<xbleh> flipping her over and pretending she's a 5 year old boy.