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[03:38] <josedawg> anyone here have fake id templates?
[03:39] <hook_up> i use fake id's so i can vote
[03:39] <josedawg> i need it to get liquor

<kep0ne> i hate using vaginal creams
<Bored`> for?
<kep0ne> for my genital warts

<kep0ne> twotones mom has a tatoo above her asscrack that says {Please remove all watches, jewelry and hats. Not responsible for lost merchandise.}

<Kloud9> anyone familar with visual basic
<glow-> are you making fun of my blindness

<Kloud9> lint doesnt want my sister
<Kloud9> shes to old
<Kloud9> and her mustache is to thick
<H0ax> he's into the what single digits?

<Kloud9> ya...thats what happens when you arent responsible
<Kloud9> you get blue balls
<Kloud9> mine were like 5 inches long

<Leach> "Sweet Jesus!" whimpered the blue-eyed bisexual budgie as the insatiable hunchback diddled her throbbing paps and squeezed his throbbing cod into her tight throat.

<Leach> 02_i_hate_myself_-_less_than_nothing.mp3
<alix> is all punk like really loud gay guitar sounds, w/ a quiet whiny guy singing?

<Leach> hi
<Leach> aloha
<budhead> bongiorno
<Leach> salut
<Leach> bienvenue
<budhead> bom dia = portuguese
<riddance> HeLlO tO mEeTiNg YoU?!??!?!!? = quebeccian

<Leach> Micro and Soft?
<vapid> aka. Small and Limp

<Leach> RACIST ASSHOLE
<disolve> im not racist
<disolve> i got a color tv

<lilrixcat> but noooo i had to get a pussy
<lilrixcat> what the hell can i do with that?
<lilrixcat> i cant walk around and sit on people's faces

<lilrixcat> feed you fuck you? damn who do you think i am, your mom?

<lilrixcat> my shit is slow unless i eat ice cream on a full stomach
<lilrixcat> then it's liquid lightning

<LilRotten> root beer is made for black people?

<Lint> ive always wanted to nail a dead kid to a wall and beat it with a bat..

<lint`> french.. what a gay language.. heh.. backwards its spelled hcnerf hahahahah

<molee> I'm a big flaming homo! look at me!
* molee burns like a brush fire

<Momar> anyone know how to make syrup? the cough syrup kind that rappers rap about?

<M|ndgamE> lol.. you know what?... this is the only chan that i chat in where i leave feeling like crap cuz everyone gangs up on me and cusses me