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<glow-> (File Serve Online) Trigger:(/quit masturbating) Note:(ToNs oF pUnK FuLL AlBuMs!!!!) «~{Polaris IRC}~»
*** Quits: YOLT` (masturbating)

<glow-> i think women should have a third breast on their back, so you have something to hold while dancing.

<glow> http://www.deviantart.com/deviation.php?id=473095
<detention> haha
<detention> WTF thats sick man dont you have anything better to do !!! gah
<detention> sigh..
<detention> everyone's afraid of the penis

<H0ax> Humanoid Optimized for Assassination and eXecution
<Jellikit> HOAE ?

<H0ax> i wish i were a lego
<H0ax> plastic crotch means no hair stuck in teeth!! it is a lego miracle!

<H0ax> my keyboard says "Gay people type on me! :)"

<H0ax> would u suspend a student if they mooned you?.... say ur the teacher
<Bored`> did you moon someone and get suspended?
<H0ax> yea...

<hectate> all of your grammar are belong to bad.

<hook_up> who wants a free penis
<5fukskool> i'll take one if you're giving them away

<james-> no he got drunk and his parents caught him
<james-> it was funny though cause he was so wasted that he went to a parking lot and took a shit right in the middle of the parking lot
<Sublimed> thats too dumb to be real
<james-> not to dumb for mindburn

<JCamel> i thought god was straightedge?
<JesusGod> thou shalt not commit laundry

<JCamel> NoahPhex: do somemore mp3s and send them to me...i am going to put all this shit in a folder and on a website
<StArSeEd> better yet put em in a mug under your bed to get all moldy like your cum
<JCamel> hehe, who does that?
<xbleh> me

<JCamel> wow, i just realized that my dick is the most tanned part of my body...
<Galaxxian> I think it was from when he tried to root a toaster

<jdk> dude jerkninja comeon its the first time ive shot on a chicks face i gotta tell someone
<muel> leave the kindergarten kids alone

<Jellikit> fuck i am pissed
<Jellikit> i am so pissed i cant get it up
<Jellikit> and i wanna beat off

<Jellikit> i dont like the term pedophile
<Jellikit> i prefer kiddy fucker

<Jellikit> Monty Python is nearly as nerdy as Star Trek & Linux

<Jellikit> there's ONE good thing to come out of america...
<Jellikit> and that's the fucking road to canada

<HM2K> that captcha wasn't designed to outsmart machines

<JerkRdnce> I would laugh at bill gates' death if he had been crushed by a giant windows logo in an earthquake, yes