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<Bored`> I like punk rock and screaming hardcore. I'm a Christian. I'm straight-edge that means I don't get drunk, have sex, and do drugs, which Christians shouldn't do anyway. I don't need some trash to make me feel good.

<Bored`> I'm no hotdog fan, but thats one tasty wiener you've got there...

<Bored`> there all fucking females dipshit, thats why there called ladybugs

<bowmaan> bitchx is neat
* Bored` cores bowmaan
<bowmaan> cores?
*** bowmaan (unknown@ci721404-a.grnvle1.sc.home.com) Quit (EOF of client)

<bowmaan> i hate it
<bowmaan> when you go to look for mature porn
<bowmaan> and theyre always fat
<bowmaan> i want them OLD not fat.

<bowmaan> well, my computer IS god...but it was being a jew just a second ago, figures. :/

<bowmaan> today is National Decision Day
<chadamir> I decide your gay

<budhead> playing around with linux is as exciting as reading the bible

<chim-chim> whats the pass to that site
<chim-chim> ns1.jynx.net
<NoahPhex> umm... ...we were talking about a nameserver, hence the ns1
<chim-chim> i dont get it
<chim-chim> oh well

<Cjunky`> get a athlon way cheaper than amd...for sure

<crafmatik> this one fat chick was givin me head
<crafmatik> and it made a "POP" sound
<crafmatik> like when you suck a sucker too hard
<crafmatik> but then she broek down crying
<crafmatik> and decided she was a lesbian
<crafmatik> I've had bad luck

<crucials> rm -rf /bin/laden

<Cylencer> hold down ALT and type FAXMACHINE
*** |ReBeL| has quit IRC (ircN 7.24 + 7.0 for mIRC (22.00))

<Deride> how the hell do you rip your face only open like that? looks like he was giving superman a blowjob and he shot a load through his face

<detention> don't ya just hate it when you're a preteen smoker alone in the house and your grandma's packs of menthols are the only cigarettes laying around?

<DrZaius> FUCK!! I forgot i had water boiling and the pan dried up and stuck to the burner
<DrZaius> i wanted Ramen noodles :(
<kep0nito> ahahahah you fucked up ramen noodles
<kep0nito> who the fuck fucks up ramen

<erin> last night.. i smoked weed with some girl from school i dont really know.. and we were outside in the woods and she is kind of a junior baker.. and we got so baked and she peed her pants... so i just left her

<Errol> all nuking will do is create a race of mutant arabian monsters capable of leveling buildings with their bare hands

<Ezikiel> Girls are so lame... if i had boobies i'd expect people to take liberties

<Faust69> FACE TO FACE CONCERT IN TWO HOURS!!!
<Faust69> be there :P
<knucklz> i'll be there...with a pipe to beat those wusses asses into a pulp
<knucklz> i hope snapcase eats those pansies
<knucklz> anyone have that lenny kravitz again song from howard stern acoustic?