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10:02 < abt> magc is smart++
10:02 < magc> I

12:48 < magc> stephen- put me on your ignore list
12:48 < magc> i'm tired of you speaking to me

13:38 <Contempte> I just want you to know that I love you
13:38 <Contempte> and if we ever meet up, I'd certainly whisper in your ear.
13:38 * Contempte winks
13:38 <delivos> you may buy me gifts
13:38 <Contempte> we're not at that stage yet.
13:38 <Contempte> take it slow, turbo.
13:38 <delivos> FUCK YOU MAN
13:38 <Contempte> that's the first step
13:38 * Contempte slides pants down

16:44 <@kickass_6> hmmmm........ maybe I need an ugly chick
16:44 <@kickass_6> then I'd have a reason to drink
16:44 <@kickass_6> 'Dude, why you drinking again', 'Stfu, have you seen my wife'
16:45 <@kickass_6> my mind says sure, penis and liver say no

[12:40am] [nrgetik] [18:28] <Jessica__> i have to get home before midnight or i'll turn into a tomato
[12:40am] [nrgetik] lol
[12:41am] [trevor] thats not funny
[12:41am] [trevor] ...
[12:41am] [kickass_6] lolwtf
[12:42am] [nrgetik] LOLOL
[12:42am] [kickass_6] you are lonely arent you
[12:42am] [kickass_6] jesus
[12:42am] [trevor] yea... seriously... w t f
[12:42am] [kickass_6] just pay for it already hehe
[12:42am] [trevor] thats like "that guy" at a party telling jokes but nobodies laughing except for him
[12:42am] [nrgetik] lol
[12:44am] [kickass_6] yep
[12:44am] [kickass_6] explains why you dont get laid
[12:45am] [nrgetik] i guess i must have a better sense of humour
[12:45am] [kickass_6] like shit, your sister should be hooking you up but she doesnt even want to
[12:52am] [trevor] heh not a better sense of humour...
[12:53am] [trevor] just something from a bot, that you created isnt funny.
[12:53am] [trevor] knowing that a bot has to get home before midnight before it turns into a tomato is not funny
[12:53am] [trevor] lol
[12:53am] [trevor] not even slightly, its more funny knowing that you find it funny
[12:53am] [trevor] yet upsetting :(

[00:45:37] <@delivos> http://www.gifbin.com/r/1237057011_how-to-keep-an-idiot-busy.gif
[00:47:20] <+nuth> wee
[00:47:44] <@delivos> funny isn't it
[00:47:45] <dyn0> weird
[00:47:48] <hellz01> wierd
[00:47:50] <dyn0> it hasn't changed in like 4 hrs

[10:35pm]   »» join prefix (ujaolm@its.not.what.im.us.to) [Tonga]
[10:35pm] [prefix] 7553: 28: Syntax error: "&" unexpected
[10:35pm] [ubajas] Interesting.
[10:35pm] [purl] Yeah, like the Chinese curse.
[10:38pm]   «« part prefix [ujaolm@its.not.what.im.us.to]

[08:04am] [Shadda] neves and whats gotta suck?
[08:04am] [neves] replicating iTunes like that
[08:04am] [Shadda] neves: its been a lot of fun actually
[08:07am] [Shadda] and you guys know full well i'm building the next big web 3.0 awesomeness
[08:07am] [Shadda] you're just jealous you suck too much to do it too!
[08:07am] [Shadda] SO HAH
[08:07am] [impl] Shadda: People have been writing Web-based operating systems to look 'cool' since like 2001. You're just one step lower than that right now.
[08:07am] • impl runs
[08:07am] [Shadda] this ain't no operating system
[08:07am] [StormTide] haha
[08:08am] [Shadda] foo'
[08:08am] [StormTide] pwn

[10:42am] [fevernova] hey, am still trying to work out what i need to install on a client pc to get my oracle gui to work
[10:48am] [cynica^f] i'd install mirc, then go in to #oracle, and ask them

[15:26:22] <mykz-> running vista is like running into a wall and then asking why it hurts.

[16:07:32] <@mykz-> i just don't understand :(
[16:07:37] <@mykz-> i must be think

20:30 <@Koltroll> so. let's talk webdev! I got a questoin
20:30 <@Koltroll> oh wait.
20:30 <@Koltroll> let's make hm2k happy and take this in #webdev !
20:31 < nrgetik> #webdev is just as bad as #css bunch of people who think they created the internet and only there way is teh right way
20:31 <@nuth> well, they're right
20:32 <@nuth> I mean, I'm op in #css and voice in #webdev for a reason

20:57 <@aka> I just ordered a dell laptop and I thought you guys knew and were clowning me
20:57 <@aka> I got very upset and hit an elderly lady walking
20:57 <@aka> I will brb gonna appologize

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[11:24pm] [ki9a] interesting.
[11:24pm] [ki9a] never saw that happen
[11:24pm] [Joikus] pretty noobish
[11:24pm] [Inge-] like a multi-cast flood
[11:24pm] [ki9a] i meant the auto-kline :)
[11:25pm] [Inge-] ah. sensible tho
[11:26pm] [ki9a] I'm surprised. usually adding a new "feature" to efnet requires two centuries of voting.

[06:27pm] [Rizard] found Arrakis a woman ---> http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/w4m/1074080067.html
[06:30pm] [Arrakis] hahhah
[06:30pm] [Arrakis] that's messed up there dawg
[06:37pm] [chuckie] What God didn't give me in arms, he made up for in booty!
[06:37pm] [chuckie] positive thinking at ti's finest

08:15pm] [wasabi`] And my ClickOnce ability is gone. There is an internal exception coming from the isolatedStorage stuff (FileNotFound)
[08:15pm] [wasabi`] No clue how to fix that one.
[08:17pm] [wasabi`] grrrr
[08:17pm] [divil] don't you ever suspect that you're not really suited to technology?
[08:17pm] [divil] it seems to hate you
[08:17pm] [wasabi`] Just MS stuff.
[08:18pm] [wasabi`] There's probably some registry entry that is missing from my restored HKCU that points to the wrong dir, which is causing this error.
[08:18pm] [wasabi`] But IO don't know what where or how
[08:21pm] [mattman] haha
[08:21pm]   »» topic Halo_Four changes topic to "STOP ERROR: IRQL_PROXIMITY_TO_ARRAKIS_OR_WASABI"
[08:21pm] [mattman] wasabi` breaks more shit in a given day than anyone
[08:22pm] [wasabi`] No, I just sit and talk about it on IRC.
[08:22pm] [mattman] No, I factored that in, you're still #1

[03:52pm] [Arrakis] on the list of politically incorrect things to say
[03:52pm] [Arrakis] <!Barsky> when muslim women come to my door i talk to them through the mail slot, see how they like it

[11:59pm] [Trancer] AKA: GOOGLE
[12:04am] [aka] TRANCER: YAHOO
[12:04am] [aka] FGT
[12:04am] [Blaize] AKA: ASK JEEVES
[12:04am] [Blaize] FGT
[12:07am] [aka] /whois Blaize
[12:07am] [aka] /whois Blaize
[12:08am] [aka] u r going down

<GlowingEmber[a]> How fast is your dump?
<|ReBeL|> I dunno, it depends on what I eat

* StArSeEd tries to forget seeing his dad standing in front of the TV at 5am stroking it to scrambled porn