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[05:45pm] [nrgetik] the weirdest thing happened to me on the ferry today
[05:45pm] [nrgetik] this guy comes up to me and starts talking to me then hes like so u smoke pot im like yea sometimes hes like whoa crazy you gotta smoke with me one day
[05:46pm] [nrgetik] then he starts talking about how he got a dell laptop and all he uses it for is youporn.com lol
[05:46pm] [nrgetik] so he wants me to come to his place and smoke pot and teach him how to use his laptop im like wtf how did i get into this
[05:46pm] [nrgetik] but idk
[05:46pm] [nrgetik] the dude seems off
[05:48pm] [kickass_6] haha randoms are ok in public, not so much in private
[05:58pm] [nrgetik] yea and hes like what do you like to do when you get high im like idk just chill hes like yah yah me too. ya know just chill but i get mad horny when im high im like whoa dude im not gay hes like im not either so im like you chill with a lot of girls then hes like nah
[05:58pm] [nrgetik] hes like dont worry if i get horny ill go into the other room and "Water the plants"

[03:33pm] [schwab] 89x discussion
[03:34pm] [schwab] what qualifies someone as a duche bag
[03:34pm] [divil] not being able to spell "douche"
[03:36pm] [schwab] to me, a douche is not coming up with your own insults, rather just laughing at others
[03:36pm] [schwab] and think ur fresh
[03:36pm] [schwab] ouch

[06:22pm] [ApexSEO] anyone else besides me "collect" all thier SEO stuff in a personal wiki site?
[06:27pm] [obzerve] nah I collect SEO's in small uncomfortable cages in my basement

[16:33:46] <@nrgetik> so he wants me to come to his place and smoke pot and teach him how to use his laptop iom like wtf how did i get into this
[16:33:53] <@nrgetik> but idk
[16:34:00] <@nrgetik> the dude seems off
[16:34:00] <@nrgetik> lol
[16:34:42] <@nrgetik> idk if i wanna chill with him.. lol
[16:35:20] <@kickass_6> haha randoms are ok in public, not so much in private
[16:35:21] <@delivos> ur gonna get raeped
[16:35:31] <@nrgetik> lol
[16:35:55] <@kickass_6> haha
[16:36:01] <@kickass_6> gang raped prison style
[16:36:20] <@mykz-> RAPED!!
[16:36:24] <@mykz-> that's my input
[16:39:07] <@forss> rape
[16:39:10] <@forss> definately

[18:33:32] <aka> so trying to learn how to be PC, is hating black people acceptable or do you have to keep that behind closed doors?
[18:33:39] <aka> err wait wrong room please ignore

[08:42pm] [xran] anyone know what the .nl file extension is?
[08:47pm] [v9] netherlands?

[09:26am] [apexSEORM] lol the 207th richest man in the world is named dikshit?
[09:26am] [apexSEORM] haha
[09:27am] [apexSEORM] I bet that guy just sits at his house calling up people who used to make fun of his name and saying "guess what? Im a billionare.. suck it"
[09:28am] [apexSEORM] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_Dikshit

[08:08am] [apexSEORM] my roommate is DUMB!
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] I was like I want to order 2 of the new 50mbps comcast connections
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] he is like yeah that'd be 120mbits
[08:08am] [apexSEORM] ... math.

[05:23am] [DX^] How come I can't absolute position a flash animation at the bottom of the screen
[05:24am] [reisio] because you don't know how
[05:25am] [DX^] wat
[05:26am] [reisio] because you don't know how
[05:29am] [Bored] sounds about right

[07:19pm] [ratty_] fucking twitch in my lower back
[07:19pm] [ratty_] feels really... wierd
[07:20pm] [ratty_] like im brewing a huge fart
[07:20pm] [ratty_] and bowl gasses are moving around
[07:20pm] [ratty_] it's raining cats & dogs here

[08:42pm] [kickass_6] the distance you'd travel to get laid should equal the same distance you'd go to meet a fellow irc /b/tard
[08:42pm] [nrgetik] lol
[08:42pm] [nrgetik] thats fucked
[08:43pm] [kickass_6] how you figure?
[08:43pm] [kickass_6] you'd travel farther to get laid?

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[10:04am] [aniasis] What is SEO?
[10:07am] [kozmonaut] Shady Enterprises Online

[12:01am] [LordCyrix] huhu
[12:01am] [LordCyrix] you kids, and your silly games
[12:02am] [LordCyrix] ive been seeing this new chick
[12:02am] [LordCyrix] i saw her sunday and brought her home
[12:02am] [LordCyrix] http://tamanaka.com/MainGallery/ImageAndCaption.aspx?ImgID=364
[12:02am] [LordCyrix] if only she knew i just wanted her for her eggs

<+Perma> Meeting girls in pubs is great 'cause they can't alt+tab you IRL

[01:20pm] [delivos] isn't python just php with line numbers?

[08:25pm] [mRxx] guys
[08:25pm] [mRxx] how do i do a website
[08:25pm] [mRxx] when it says index.html?id=2312312 or somethung

[08:18pm] [genio] I'm in poorly done PHP hell. Shoot me. Shoot me now! Holy globals, batman!
[09:08pm] [cwilbur] /me shoots genio.
[09:11pm] [uri_] he's not dead yet!

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[01:02am] [asdfasdf] If I have a index.html file and want to include some html code from another html filme, for example header.html, how can i do that?
[01:02am] [asdfasdf] I have tried this: <!--#include virtual="insertthisfile.html" -->
[01:02am] [asdfasdf] But doesnt work
[02:05am] [asdfasdf] suck my balls and eat my shit
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[02:06am] [smilertoo] he must be german or japanese

[13:09:58] <d0gMa> not watched lost
[13:10:02] <d0gMa> finished final fantasy
[13:10:08] <d0gMa> i got this damn webby to do
[13:10:14] <d0gMa> and work first thing tomorrow morning
[13:10:19] <Nimphious> You still need to get laid, too.
[13:10:23] <d0gMa> yeah
[13:10:27] <Nimphious> There's a first time for everything, I guess.

[02:51am] [Bohart] i am looking for a perl programmer
[02:51am] [Bohart] preferably one who will hack my computer when i leave him alone, expecting him to dutifully complete his assignment
[02:51am] [Bohart] felons welcome
[02:52am] [go|dfish] PUJOL
[02:52am] [Bohart] ?
[02:57am]   »» devoice cwilbur devoiced Bohart in #perl
[02:57am] [cwilbur] get a life, loser.