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<P38> randall: i have 48 years of life experience and 28 years of work experience around politicians.. that says im not wrong
<Sxan`w0rk> damn, that makes you like 74
<P38> explain your math
<Sxan`w0rk> weed.

[01:59am]   »» join p0rt (kbpc@foo.telnetd.org) [Internic Non-Profit Organization]
[01:59am]   »» voice Roderick voices p0rt in #perl
[02:00am] [p0rt] long time since i been here. :)
[02:00am] [reverend] it's alright, nobody missed you
[02:04am] [p0rt] obviously.
[02:04am] [p0rt] ;d
[02:04am] [purl] That's not *that* obvious.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] obviously
[02:56am] [purl] That's not *that* obvious.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] purl, yes it is
[02:56am] [purl] OK, Thuryn.
[02:56am] [Thuryn] ;)

[07:19pm] [archtech] Stephen- look at her, she's horrible! http://tinyurl.com/ahb3yo
[07:19pm] [archtech] what kind of a country could have children so horribly deformed.
[07:19pm] [archtech] it's true!

[05:18pm] [aka] I got the joy of answering the phone in bed last night to my sister hysterically crying drunk as hell... she couldn't even talk, this guy lost it and started calling her a whore and a bitch and started tying to sock another chick
[05:18pm] [aka] ahh you gotta love retarded people
[05:18pm] [asonge] aka: your family knows how to party, obviously.
[05:19pm] [aka] asonge: I got there and the cops where there and the guy asked me if I would be ok for a sobriety test
[05:19pm] [aka] i think they assumed since I was a family member I had to be drunk

[11:32pm] [trewd``] hi, has anyone heard of yahoo's UI library?
[11:32pm] [Inge-] their Un-Intelligent library?

[03:42am] [warjest`] does anyone know of an open source c# lib for harvesting links off a site? I want to write a sitemap generator, but I don't think its worth the time for pulling out anchors
[03:48am] [warjest`] yeah, thats the answer i expected to get
[03:48am] [warjest`] scratch that project

[09:24am] [namo_] hey xtor, you want to run dns on the same server as your web server?
[09:24am] [xtor] namo_, yes
[09:24am] [brentter] just use a free dns service like easydns
[09:25am] [xtor] naw I got like 50 domains to take care of...plus I want to learn this since I am starting a webhosting company
[09:25am] [brentter] what about if that domain/server goes down though
[09:25am] [xtor] who cares

[10:43am] [Shai-Tan] I have a dropdown for gender M/F should Other be an option?
[10:44am] [YorT] lol
[10:44am] [YorT] as a joke yeah
[10:44am] [haro] Aww, is Shai-Tan trying to demographically reach out a hand to the gender confused and hermaphrodite social communities?
[10:45am] [Shai-Tan] haro: well, take a transvestite like rza here

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[12:20pm]   «« quit Rachel16 [LauravQod@24-180-193-234.dhcp.aldl.mi.charter.com] ( Connection closed )
[12:20pm] [G1nx] hah yea as if
[12:20pm] [NFD] Hmm?
[12:20pm] [G1nx] join Rachel16
[12:22pm]   »» nick change NFD (~Nimphious@pa58-109-231-12.pa.vic.optusnet.com.au) changes nick to "Nimphious"
[12:22pm] [Nimphious] ..
[12:22pm] [Nimphious] Nobody in there?

[01:02pm] [indigoid] every time i've joined here lately it has been quiet :-(
[01:16pm] [Psyche^] Perl is dead. Or dying.
[01:24pm] [ubajas] http://isperlalive.com/ vs. http://isperldeadyet.com/
[01:24pm] [ubajas] They both argue very well, so it's hard to decide.

[04:37pm] [aikale] When creating a survey on a website, how can u get the results like stats instead of results from each person who did the survey?
[04:38pm] [TBF] Why would the letter U get the results like stats instead of results ?

<Arch__> (src: "Penn & Teller: War on Drugs") Cannabis has never killed anyone.
<millinao> Arch__, that's a bad argument, insider trading has never killed anyone

[11:51:57] <obert> http://obertfsp.com/wordpress/2009/03/02/css-x-y-center-a-block-element-into-a-block-element-with-known-height/ :)
[11:53:30] <oholic> what? an ontopic url?
[11:53:34] <oholic> urgh
[11:53:38] <oholic> I went to that too

[05:19pm] [jessica-m] thanks guys!
[05:20pm] [aka] jessica-m: are you a girl?
[05:20pm] [aka] cause we will take pics as payment
[05:20pm] [aka] kthx
[05:20pm] [Ox40Work] -_-
[05:21pm] [TBF] That is a new level of perv scaryness
[05:21pm] [Ox40Work] naw, same level.
[05:21pm] [Ox40Work] New vocalization.
[05:21pm] [TBF] You just blew my mind :D

[05:25pm] [Arrakis] man what about my part aka about Digital mingy
[05:25pm] [Arrakis] :(
[05:25pm] [Arrakis] s/about//

[05:26pm] [Ox40Work] Arrakis: "man what my part aka digital mingy"?
[05:26pm] [Arrakis] ?
[05:26pm] [Ox40Work] <Arrakis> s/about//
[05:26pm] [Arrakis] o9h
[05:26pm] [Arrakis] man
[05:26pm] [Arrakis] just fuck off

[09:38pm]   »» join Dieg0 (NeNe@213.202.215.229) [Unknown]
[09:38pm] [Dieg0] im getting insane here :( trying to get a picture shown in fullsize for hours now...
[09:39pm] [Arrakis] nobodfy here is psychic
[09:39pm] [Arrakis] and nobody here is going to beg to solve a problem that we solved 15 yeaers ago
[09:39pm] [TBF] /nick nobodfy

[05:09pm] [F4rl4nd] hey
[05:09pm] [F4rl4nd] is there any m3 lovers?
[05:10pm] [nevrasc] I think you are in the wrong channel
[05:10pm] [nevrasc] #seo or #cars
[05:11pm] [nevrasc] Common #seo topics are: cars, drugs, penises, ,mothers, money
[05:11pm] [nevrasc] Oh, and seo

[08:14am] [bcow] http://stackoverflow.com/
[08:24am] [dudrenov] By the time you ask the question, and wait for an answer, you would have figured it out.
[08:24am] [dudrenov] bcow: you managed to ruin my day wit that site, thanks!
[08:24am] • bcow kicks dudrenov in the balls
[08:25am] [dudrenov] My only consolidation is that the day is almost over
[08:25am] [dudrenov] bcow: I'm married.
[08:25am] [dudrenov] Balls are long gone

[05:03pm] [airco] i was so drunk yesterday and pissed someone off... there was a wheelchair parked outside the pub and i though it would be funny to go sit in it and act like Andy from Little Britain.... guy was not amused

[05:14pm] [asonge] The MySQL error was: User highscal_admin already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections.
[05:14pm] [asonge] BWAHAHAHA
[05:14pm] [asonge] http://highscalability.com/