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[10:41pm]   »» join porkch0p (herbalist@76.70.113.105) [Unknown]
[10:41pm] [porkch0p] oh gawd
[10:41pm] [porkch0p] that horrid
[10:42pm] [porkch0p] hope its werkin for ya
[10:41pm] [metateck] who the hell are you talking to

[10:04am] [StarvingB] what the html code to make things appear on a website?

<magc> gprocess- how many kids do you have
<gprocess> hehe
<gprocess> i dont have any kids
<magc> youre 30 with no kids?
<magc> are you still a virgin?
<magc> lol
<gprocess> i lost it the other day - i had a glow in the dark condom
<gprocess> was trippy man
<magc> lol
<gprocess> but who says you gotta have kids before 30
<gprocess> i don't have a vagina
<magc> aint you female?
<gprocess> seriously - quit the dope - you might start making SOME sense
<magc> i remember you saying you were a female
<gprocess> lunch time.

[07:35pm] [G1nx] <@nrgetik> I'm running off with the mailman.
[07:35pm] [G1nx] lol
[07:36pm] [kickass_6] haha going away with daddy

[07:46pm] [sthu] ZOMG only 4 hours 20 minutes left on my battery
[07:46pm] [sthu] I best look for a plug socket
[07:46pm] [Two9A] Double battery, I assume?
[07:46pm] [Two9A] "NO, APPLE BATTERY"
[07:47pm] [sthu] Just a bog standard battery
[07:47pm] [nuth] ZOMG!
[07:47pm] [Two9A] Not an iBattery?

<@nrgetik> pfft might as well fuck myself, it's the only way I'll get any this side of the 22nd century

<preinheim> curl can do anything
<preinheim> seriously, it can even impregnate cows, it's a hidden option
<+bnovc> unfortunately cows can't impregnate cows though
<+bnovc> they're too fat....curl has to help

<t0pP8uZz> is this "$var !> 10" vaid syntax, and means it IS NOT over 10?

<t0pP8uZz> hey guys how can i create a sql table named to the users ip address

(@znx) Randall: there isnt even a <form> to post that login anywhere
(Randall) jY: wtf clear text passwords
(jY) file a bug report, please contact our support desk to open a ticket
(Randall) my god you are worse then ms programmers

(@znx) http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/
(@jY) thanks.. spamming the office with that
(@jY) i just got my life threatened
(@FluKex) that chick is fucking hot, Randall! buy me her for an hour!
(@jY) you couldn't handle a woman like that
(@FluKex) that little guy can
(bofh`) and he's more of a soldier than you'll ever be. :)

<Sxan`w0rk> Palin is as dangerous as the Aunt that wouldn't let you have candy before dinner
<RandalI> I agree

(Sxan`w0rk) s/thinks/knows
(@ kutzooi) s/you/suck/
(@znx) kut++
(@kutzooi) wheee! do I get a politics now?

<athlon_xp> your attitude is what's wrong with linux and its why i switched to gentoo years ago

<@jY> my favorite question just got asked to me
<@jY> "mike.. how do i print the screen"
<@jY> me: print screen button

(@[m]ax) hey, can any of you guys recommend a good laptop with a fairly high spec? but under £450?
(+Corkster) stolen one?

(dustybin) Katami: your my favorite person who comes into this channel!
(Katami) why is that dusty?
(@grep) cause you have bewbs
(dustybin) you have fine character
(Katami) what makes it fine?
(@grep) those two bumps under your shirt

(sixtymhz) Anyone know why 'mkfs.reiser4 /dev/wife' keeps seg faulting?

[11:10pm] [x0rcist] Opinions on first videos for WebDesignforGirls.com lol - the difference between HTML and XHTML?
[11:15pm] [gprocess] jesus
[11:15pm] [gprocess] do they at least get their tits out ?

[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] $70/mo gets you a pretty good dedicated server
[11:25pm] [impl] If you want shitty peering yeah
[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] peering?
[11:26pm] [impl] Peering refers to the various ISPs that the datacenter 'peers' with to facilitate traffic.
[11:26pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> one ISP goes down and your box is inaccessible
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: oh, so... offsite backupish stuff?
[11:27pm] [impl] ...no
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Level3 gives the royal fuck you to Cogent and half the Internet can't reach your site
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Someone clogs the tubes and nobody can get to your site
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: ah, distributed networking kinda thing?
[11:28pm] [impl] Ox40Work: I think you should look it up so you stop asking questions that make you sound retarded