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[09:13am] [Landlord] i need help generating code for a myspace page and i only have basic css knowledge
[09:21am] [Landlord] i don't even like myspace but
[09:21am] [Landlord] i won a nationwide contest to have my design be the new design for the street team of my favorite band
[09:21am] [Landlord] they didn't say i would have to code it :/

[11:15am] [koltroll] G1nx, you gonna bike to? with matt? you like biking, don't ya son?
[11:17am] [G1nx] if i can reach 100 uniques a day on http://www.quoteirc.com
[11:17am] [G1nx] then i'm doing it
[11:18am] [koltroll] G1nx, hah
[11:18am] [koltroll] G1nx, well then I guess it settled. you'll never be biking again
[11:18am] [G1nx] koltroll ye man of little faith
[11:18am] [G1nx] T__T

[12:53] <[ric]> .msg inch op N1ch0las
[12:53] <[ric]> heh
[12:54] * inCh sets mode: +o [ric]
[12:54] <[ric]> maybe I should swap passwords :)

[20:04] <Pain> I never had a problem with it.
[20:05] <Pain> On 6 different OS's
[20:05] <Pain> BackTrack3
[20:05] <Pain> Ubuntu
[20:05] <Pain> Debian
[20:05] <Pain> Slackware
[20:05] <Pain> CentOS
[20:05] <Pain> PCBSD
[20:05] <Pain> And
[20:05] <Pain> Knoppix
[20:06] <disfigure> so bsd and linux
[20:06] <disfigure> 2 os's
[20:06] <disfigure> ;)

[07:05am] [kickass_6] oh we are giving out slogans! I got one for Ox40, "The load his mom should've swallowed"

[04:17pm] [genio] Here's an odd story for you. We just got a server in from HP. Inside the box was a brand new, in the bag and labeled M14 30 round clip.
[04:28pm] [ubajas] M14? Isn't that a rifle?
[04:29pm] [genio] yes
[04:29pm] [ubajas] Too odd.
[04:29pm] [ubajas] HP may be a sophisticated terrorist cell.
[04:33pm] [BinGOs] perhaps if you buy a bigger server you actually get the M14 to go with that clip.

[07:19pm] [[X]Ham] Dumb people mate more then smart people.
[07:19pm] [Treval] Why would smart people mate less than dumb people?
[07:20pm] [cheerio] smart ppl can afford healthcare and birth control and realize that kids aren't pets and cost a lot of money?

[02:25pm] [delivos] Italy passes emergency rape law
[02:26pm] [matt1982] delivos, is that off your list of countries to visit then?
[02:26pm] [matt1982] :)
[02:27pm] [delivos] haha
[02:27pm] [delivos] i know!
[02:27pm] [delivos] "sir, you raped this loli"
[02:28pm] [delivos] "it was an emergency"
[02:28pm] [delivos] "then you may go!"

[07:31am] [aka] a few years ago
[07:31am] [aka] I know how hard it can be to design a good looking site... and to fail at it :(
[07:31am] [aka] But at least I don't have sex with strange men? Is that where I am going... I forget

[09:02:53] <@nuth> also, I have friends
[09:03:08] <@nuth> I just like to keep my irc life and irl life seperate
[09:07:29] <@G1nx> that would explain why you're here almost 24/7
[09:09:56] <@nuth> yes

<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girl

[01:46pm] [ratty_] shit i just fucked up
[01:46pm] [ratty_] i meant to register a .org on behalf of a client for 10 years
[01:47pm] [ratty_] i registered a .com by accident
[01:47pm] • ratty_ slaps self
[01:49pm] [ratty_] 114 GBP!
[01:50pm] [ratty_] ive just regged the .org now
[01:50pm] [ratty_] so i have the .com & .org for ten fucking years
[01:50pm] [ratty_] you think 123-reg will refund me..?
[01:50pm] [ratty_] i didnt read the small print
[01:50pm] [ratty_] FUCK.

<@edx> ahh
<@edx> i love when the neighborhood dogs bark and howl along with sirens
<+moar_kr4y> me too < Candie> me three
<+moar_kr4y> esp if theyre dnb rave sirens

[11:42pm] • sirald66 blinks
[12:45am] [sirald66] If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
[12:47am] [GAPetard] in the meantime you could unzip my jeans if I were wearing any

[02:18am] [termy] http://arckinteractive.com
[02:18am] [Kidlvr`] Termy is that your website?
[02:18am] [termy] yes.
[02:20am] [Kidlvr`] Not semantic though.
[02:21am] [termy] well, we'll work on it!
[02:21am] [Kidlvr`] You obviously do not pride yourself on accessibility then :P
[02:21am] [termy] fuck the disabled.

[03:06am] [JoeBiden] is there any email form processing scripts out there that support checkboxs and radio buttons?
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] am I muted?
[03:11am] [YorT] JoeBiden hello
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] oh ok...
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] didn't know if you guys could here me

<StormTide> whats with the rampant homophobia tonight

<dustDAB> ok dudes...bbl...time for havin wikkid sex with kitchen furniture
<marz> kitchen furniture doesnt exist
<dustDAB> it does....oven sex rules

[08:58pm] [hank_] but when i try to put it in a 160 by like 600 px box it wont work properly
[08:59pm] [hank_] i mean it works but not smoothly
[09:08pm] [delivos] sand the edges
[09:08pm] [delivos] maybe grease it a little
[09:08pm] [delivos] try some wd40

[06:53am] [carpii] you should really get firefox and the web developer toolbar
[06:53am] [porfuse] yeah i have it
[06:53am] [porfuse] i just overlooked it
[06:53am] [porfuse] i guess im tired