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[02:37am] [CanyonMan] Well
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] I'm stuck in an endless loop.
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] It goes like this
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] WANT SOMETHING SWEET! eat something sweet. Mmmmm.
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] WANT SOMETHING SALTY! eat something salty. Mmmmmmm.
[02:38am] [CanyonMan] REPEAT

[02:40am] [ubajas] I can't help but notice salty has more "m"'s than sweet. Does this mean salty is superior to sweet?
[02:41am] [simcop238] i think it shows an ever increasing relationship, each iteration adds more m's, what i can't say is with what kind of curve
[02:52am] [Somni] CanyonMan: I think you should optimize your loop by eating something sweet and salty

[02:03am] [`RobertW] Based on the uptime of my Win2003 box, my e-Penis is 14.12 inches (35.85 cm) erect! Largest erection ever was 14.12 inches (35.85 cm)!
[02:03am] [`RobertW] ok.
[02:03am] [`RobertW] that was gay.

[10:39pm] [nevrasc] OMG Duke Nukem Forever Is Out!!! http://is.gd/AJ
[10:39pm] [dew] er, what?
[10:41pm] [dew] > GET http://is.gd/AJ | grep -ci rickroll
[10:41pm] [dew] 27
[10:41pm] [dew] paranoia ftw ;)

[04:47am] [ninev] whats a good php script that generates u an affiliate store
[04:49am] [ninev] i wants to make a store through rss feed

[07:57am] [akr`] I remember I had interviewed for this small art company, and the owner had hired only really really hot women to work there
[07:57am] [akr`] I'm like....
[07:57am] [akr`] I got no chance
[07:57am] [akr`] and I didn't
[07:57am] [akr`] waste of time

[07:23] <ubajas> *yawn*
[07:24] <ubajas> What a lovely Sunday morning; vomiting and diarrhoea.
[07:37] <TBF> TOO MUCH INFORMATION

<Darn> I want to put myspace on my harddrive so I can check it out when offline

[05:23am] [micro`] there is a bunch of smart guys in here...
[05:23am] [micro`] <micro`> how would you make www.website.com go to www.website.com:81
[05:23am] [micro`] <micro`> to a port number
[05:23am] [micro`] <micro`> you cant do it with an A host
[05:23am] [micro`] <micro`> and godaddy seems to not let me forward a website to a port
[05:23am] [sub] do you own website.com?
[05:24am] [micro`] yup
[05:24am] [sub] send money

<@yossarian> innerHTML serializes the DOM, you shouldn't expect to get back exactly what you put in

<matthewk> ok, thanks for that yoss. i didn't expect that
<x0b> might burn when you pee
<x0b> when you get it out

[07:08pm] [nrgetik] hey
[07:08pm] [nrgetik] i made my own lunch today
[07:08pm] [nrgetik] :O
[07:08pm] [kickass_6] wow, why?
[07:08pm] [nrgetik] im saving up for a mustang

[12:08] <BJayD> lol was just browsing wiki and saw an image move, thought it was an animated gif
[12:09] <BJayD> then realised it was a spider on my monitor

[12:38pm] [syver] what is the common problem to why w3schools indentifies my site as utf8, even though i've set it as ISO-8859-1?
[12:39pm] [syver] i'm guessing im not the first one to get this error
[12:39pm] [syver] <?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>, <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="no" xml:lang="no">
[12:40pm] [TBF] Might be a good idea to work out what a XML prolog is and why it's a bad idea.
[12:46pm] [syver] i still get the same error without it
[12:49pm] [syver] thought you had to use doctype
[12:49pm] [TBF] A XML prolog is not a document type.
[12:49pm] • TBF fears someone is using eXtreme HTML without having a clue of basic HTML
[12:50pm] [syver] could you be more helpful?
[12:51pm] [syver] instead of this tiresome elitist trolling
[01:22pm] [syver] as i guessed

  • #260
  • Posted by: matthewk
  • Posted on: 2009-02-18 14:32:22
  • Origin: EFnet » #css

<notwoohoo> whats the best/proper way of dividing a div that is inside a 95% width table into seven equal pieces?
<notwoohoo> i know tables are bad, but ...

[06:57am] [impl] hahah, this might be the best thing anyone's ever said to me after being banned
[06:57am] [impl] 00:43:56 <reaplo> respect? for someone that called me stupid? for simply asking questions? sorry man didnt mean to hurt your feelings
[06:57am] [impl] 00:44:40 <reaplo> i bet you beat your ex wife

[14:45:34] <grafik> I cand com from Germany if you whish :))
[14:45:55] <grafik> or what part of the world yould you like ?
[14:46:37] <grafik> who does not smoke from this conv ?

[23:49:07] <selbekk> one of my 9 floated images (3 for each row) has decided to fuck up... any idea why? they all got the same class
[23:50:44] <selbekk> screen: http://www.kristoferselbekk.com/norskkunst/Bilde%202.png
[23:52:36] <anthill> sweet tattoo dude
[23:53:57] <selbekk> haha me?
[23:54:03] <anthill> 7ya
[23:54:25] <selbekk> nice, how did you find that?
[23:54:49] <anthill> used my eyes
[23:54:54] <anthill> mostly
[23:54:59] <TechRaven> what'd who find?
[23:55:12] <selbekk> a pic of my tattoo
[23:56:57] <delivos> it's the most obvious image
[23:57:16] <TechRaven> where is this
[23:57:17] <selbekk> hehe, just give me a link to where u found it
[23:57:30] <delivos> http://www.kristoferselbekk.com/norskkunst/Bilde%202.png

[08:52pm] [reisio] I swear if Mac OS users ran the world, we'd all be dead by now
[08:52pm] [reisio] trendy, but dead

[10:23pm] [Lemz] Can I reduce the space between an li's text and the circle thing that precedes it?

[10:52am] [phil2] How do you do a space in html please?
[10:52am] [phiz] &nbsp;

[10:53am] [phiz] probably doing something wrong though if you need to use it
[10:53am] [phil2] I tried using </br>&nsp; and it does not work
[10:53am] [phiz] there is no such thing as </br>
[10:53am] [phiz] do you mean <br />
[10:54am] [phil2] This </br>&nsp you forget it.
[10:55am] [phiz] 1) there is no closing <br> tag 2) it's &nbsp; not &nsp
[10:56am] [phil2] Do you mean like this <br>nbsp;nbsp you forget it.
[10:57am] [phiz] you forget it!
[10:58am] [phil2] What did I forget?
[11:07am]   «« quit phil2 [Phil@TAYLORASSOCIATE.com]
[11:07am] [Defcon] you forgot to learn html

[08:27am] [TBF] Tip: Don't get a BJ if the person giving it has had spicey food
[08:28am] [TBF] Never have I had the need to drink lots of water to force myself to pee to clean my pipe
[08:28am] [TBF] It is fucking painful