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[18:35:03] <decta> bee movie, simpsons, hot fuzz, kung fu panda
[18:35:08] <decta> i got em all
[18:35:09] <koltroll> all the hottest shit
[18:35:11] <decta> what do i get now?
[18:35:16] <koltroll> aids
[18:35:18] <koltroll> you get aids
[18:35:28] <decta> but i want HIV
[18:35:58] <koltroll> that was an boring answer to a fun joke. I won't talk to you ever again since you cannot respond funny.

[20:02:30] <Delivos> http://www.techbroadband.net/forums/ - can anyone tell me why the banner above the welcome message is left-aligned (in chrome, opera and ff)
[20:04:12] <JARNCO5> did you type <center>image</center>?
[20:04:28] <Delivos> no, i didi not
[20:04:41] <JARNCO5> that is why
[20:04:53] <Delivos> are you kidding me
[20:05:02] <JARNCO5> No I am not
[20:05:25] <JARNCO5> Do you understand?

[06:25pm] [scott___] what are the most notable differences between php and perl?
[10:25pm] [indigoid] IMHO it's as simple as perl being full of win and awesome, and php being full of stinky dogshit.

[07:58pm] [genio] heh : http://xkcd.com/530/ SFW
[08:08pm] [cwilbur] sudo osascript -e 'set volume 15'

[02:24pm] [HM2K] don't argue with the regs lol
[02:25pm] [HM2K] come on!
[02:25pm] -> *koltroll* what's going on?
[02:26pm] [G1nx] yea blame me for him pulling a trovster
[02:26pm] [G1nx] suuure
[02:26pm] [airco] hehe, trovster's back in the channel?
[02:27pm] «« part trovster [~trovster@cpc2-staf1-0-0-cust877.sol2.cable.ntl.com]
[02:27pm] [HM2K] hahahahaha
[02:27pm] [G1nx] see
[02:27pm] [HM2K] haha.
[02:27pm] [G1nx] rofl
[02:27pm] [airco] lol

[07:04pm] «« kick G1nx has kicked Polo (fark off [kick count:92])
[07:05pm] [G1nx] oh almost at 100
[07:05pm] [akr^] what happens at 100
[07:05pm] [akr^] perm ban? :p
[07:05pm] [G1nx] no then i'll aim for 200
[07:06pm] [G1nx] which frankly seems to be like the most logical thing to do
[07:07pm] [akr^] not very productive tho, logical would be ban at kick count :2
[07:07pm] [akr^] but thats just me ;P
[07:08pm] [G1nx] why is that more logical ?
[07:08pm] [akr^] why is kicking somebody 200 time logical?
[07:08pm] [G1nx] i never kicked anyone 200 times
[07:08pm] [G1nx] that's a total count you idiot
[07:08pm] • G1nx facepalm
[07:09pm] [akr^] not a big difference
[07:09pm] [G1nx] yea let me see how you're going to attempt to dig yourself out of that one
[07:09pm] [akr^] lol
[07:09pm] [akr^] FINE

[04:28am] [GutenTag] Can someone help me with a search phrase or point me in the right direction to create a windows shortcut to start my perl program?
[04:29am] [ubajas] Right-click and choose "create shortcut". :p
[04:29am] [ubajas] copy!
[04:29am] [ubajas] profit!

[05:11pm]   »» join ViroXx (~Dieter-13@78.52.87.66) [Unknown]
[05:11pm] [SpikeTDog] welcome ViroXx
[05:11pm] • SpikeTDog wags
[05:12pm]   «« quit ViroXx [~Dieter-13@78.52.87.66] ( Client Quit )
[05:12pm] • G1nx wiggles his tail

[05:12pm] [SpikeTDog] that idiot is looking for a wargaming channel...i sent him here and then he leaves
[05:12pm] [SpikeTDog] or maybe i am the idiot
[05:13pm] [SpikeTDog] <shrug>

[05:13pm]   «« part SpikeTDog [~SpikeTDog@c-71-57-118-124.hsd1.il.comcast.net]

[11:12:33] * kozmonaut (kozmonaut@d75-153-81-70.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #SEO
<kozmonaut> WORD
<DaveJ|UK> EXCEL
<HM2K> OUTLOOK: pretty good.

[09:37pm] [TBF] http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3458/3253348810_569ba60cbd_o.png
[09:38pm] [[b33r]] so that evian bottle is actually vodka?
[09:39pm] [TBF] Probably anti-freeze for better child development

[06:37am] [uri] oy
[06:37am] [uri] look, read bp first. then come back. burn the 21 days book for fuel
[06:37am] [uri] we can't teach you basic perl. do that yourself

[10:21am] [tgr] uri: you're sure the perl in 21 days book won't cause further global warming or kill seals? I suggest we put them in a radioactive-proof canister and bury it deep within the earth, or send it to the sun. Just to be on the safe side.
[10:43am] [drags] the oreilly learning perl, when applied in liberal doses on public transportation helped me quite a bit
[10:43am] [drags] then again I did want to name all my variables after the flinstones after reading it
[10:53am] [vague] I don't think shuffling the problem under the carpet for future generations to deal with, is such a good idea. Shoot for the stars in that case.
[10:54am] [drags] hah, as if the sun won't one day pay us back for harming it or one of it's brethren
[10:54am] [drags] it'll go supernova a million few millenia early for that shit

[04:34pm] [MarkP] Can someone please explain to me how to get rid of hr borders in IE?
[04:40pm] [Ox40Work] markj: <hr border=0> ?
[04:42pm] [anthills] why don't you tell him to use font tags while you're at it
[04:42pm] [anthills] not like we're in a css channel or anything

[03:00am] [inittab] transmission: http://www.initips.com/~inittab/delsol/10-04-08_1317.jpg
[03:00am] [heaika] inittab, your clutch disk tells me you are female, no?
[03:01am] [inittab] heaika nah
[03:01am] [inittab] previous owner
[03:01am] [heaika] ;)
[03:01am] [heaika] I see
[03:01am] [feti] inittab has an enormous rack
[03:01am] [inittab] dude
[03:01am] [inittab] my moobs will rock your world
[03:01am] [feti] I want to suckle them lol
[03:01am] [cheerio] inittab's vagina is too large though

<StinkfooT> a prune isn't really a vegetable
<lordpil> according to wikipedia it's usually sold as a dried fruit
<dngor> Plums come from flowers and have seeds. Welcome to fruitville, population: Tomatoes, of all things.
<lordpil> is it just me or are her pants really big? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kelly-clarkson-live-in-geelong-cropped.jpg
<TBF> I love this channel!
<TBF> vegetables, prune, dried fruit, pants!

<lordpil> what's hotter than hot?
<go|dfish> Michael Jackson in a full body catsuit.
<dngor> The LHC during a coolant failure.

[07:06pm] [Teratogen] Perl > PHP
[07:06pm] [Two9A] That's all you've had to contribute this week?
[07:06pm] [Teratogen] yes
[07:07pm] [Two9A] Well done

<Miradjii> I made an RSS-file, when I look at the sourcecode everything is there, but when I open it there's no news
<stevepit> create some news
<stevepit> i recommend a hate crime or some sort

<G1nx> the only thing i own is a dump
<G1nx> which i'll eventually end up losing also ;)
<nevrasc> You could always become a prostitute.
<nevrasc> Kidding!
<G1nx> i tried
<G1nx> i'm not even kidding
<nevrasc> Okay.. don't go into details.
<G1nx> i won't
<nevrasc> Thanks. :)

<BigBrown> i wish i grew facial hair.
<Berto> we had a mustache and sweater party before xmas in december. hilarious pics
<BigBrown> look like a room full of pedophiles and guidance counselors?

[07:47pm] [nevrasc] Brazucka Try this:
[07:48pm] [Brazucka] What?
[07:48pm] [nevrasc] I'm doing X, expecting Y but getting Z.
[07:48pm] [Tempus] If Z is a nice looking girl, I wouldn't complain :P
[07:49pm] • nevrasc alt-tabs