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[07:05am] [c|oneman] someone teach me sql in 30 seconds or less
[07:08am] [inittab] drop database mysql

[08:04am] [Shadda] neves and whats gotta suck?
[08:04am] [neves] replicating iTunes like that
[08:04am] [Shadda] neves: its been a lot of fun actually
[08:07am] [Shadda] and you guys know full well i'm building the next big web 3.0 awesomeness
[08:07am] [Shadda] you're just jealous you suck too much to do it too!
[08:07am] [Shadda] SO HAH
[08:07am] [impl] Shadda: People have been writing Web-based operating systems to look 'cool' since like 2001. You're just one step lower than that right now.
[08:07am] • impl runs
[08:07am] [Shadda] this ain't no operating system
[08:07am] [StormTide] haha
[08:08am] [Shadda] foo'
[08:08am] [StormTide] pwn

  • #576
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-04-06 15:52:47
  • Origin: EFnet » #php

<nutbar> i try to avoid irc as much as possible - i find that it's worse on my braincells than alcohol usually

  • #722
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-11-20 09:17:15
  • Origin: EFnet » #php

<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities?

  • #795
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2010-02-03 18:24:57
  • Origin: EFnet » #php

<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake

  • #865
  • Posted by: ratty_
  • Posted on: 2010-08-03 08:23:33
  • Origin: EFnet » #php

12:20 <@sth> I should be shot, I just typed "lolcathost" instead of "localhost" :(