Browse #php EFnet Quotes:

  • #133
  • Posted by: TBF
  • Posted on: 2008-07-19 07:20:37
  • Origin: EFnet » #php

[12:19] <Two9A> My nephew has worked out what a babysitter does. "They sit on babies!"
[12:19] <Two9A> So he sat on his sister
[12:19] <YorT> lol
[12:19] <Two9A> Lucky he's only 4, and not heavy ;)

[03:00am] [inittab] transmission: http://www.initips.com/~inittab/delsol/10-04-08_1317.jpg
[03:00am] [heaika] inittab, your clutch disk tells me you are female, no?
[03:01am] [inittab] heaika nah
[03:01am] [inittab] previous owner
[03:01am] [heaika] ;)
[03:01am] [heaika] I see
[03:01am] [feti] inittab has an enormous rack
[03:01am] [inittab] dude
[03:01am] [inittab] my moobs will rock your world
[03:01am] [feti] I want to suckle them lol
[03:01am] [cheerio] inittab's vagina is too large though

[07:06pm] [Teratogen] Perl > PHP
[07:06pm] [Two9A] That's all you've had to contribute this week?
[07:06pm] [Teratogen] yes
[07:07pm] [Two9A] Well done

[02:03am] [`RobertW] Based on the uptime of my Win2003 box, my e-Penis is 14.12 inches (35.85 cm) erect! Largest erection ever was 14.12 inches (35.85 cm)!
[02:03am] [`RobertW] ok.
[02:03am] [`RobertW] that was gay.

[04:47am] [ninev] whats a good php script that generates u an affiliate store
[04:49am] [ninev] i wants to make a store through rss feed

[06:57am] [impl] hahah, this might be the best thing anyone's ever said to me after being banned
[06:57am] [impl] 00:43:56 <reaplo> respect? for someone that called me stupid? for simply asking questions? sorry man didnt mean to hurt your feelings
[06:57am] [impl] 00:44:40 <reaplo> i bet you beat your ex wife

[07:19pm] [[X]Ham] Dumb people mate more then smart people.
[07:19pm] [Treval] Why would smart people mate less than dumb people?
[07:20pm] [cheerio] smart ppl can afford healthcare and birth control and realize that kids aren't pets and cost a lot of money?

[02:18am] [termy] http://arckinteractive.com
[02:18am] [Kidlvr`] Termy is that your website?
[02:18am] [termy] yes.
[02:20am] [Kidlvr`] Not semantic though.
[02:21am] [termy] well, we'll work on it!
[02:21am] [Kidlvr`] You obviously do not pride yourself on accessibility then :P
[02:21am] [termy] fuck the disabled.

[03:06am] [JoeBiden] is there any email form processing scripts out there that support checkboxs and radio buttons?
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] am I muted?
[03:11am] [YorT] JoeBiden hello
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] oh ok...
[03:11am] [JoeBiden] didn't know if you guys could here me

  • #288
  • Posted by: anonymous
  • Posted on: 2009-02-23 00:08:23
  • Origin: EFnet » #php

<StormTide> whats with the rampant homophobia tonight

[07:46pm] [sthu] ZOMG only 4 hours 20 minutes left on my battery
[07:46pm] [sthu] I best look for a plug socket
[07:46pm] [Two9A] Double battery, I assume?
[07:46pm] [Two9A] "NO, APPLE BATTERY"
[07:47pm] [sthu] Just a bog standard battery
[07:47pm] [nuth] ZOMG!
[07:47pm] [Two9A] Not an iBattery?

<preinheim> curl can do anything
<preinheim> seriously, it can even impregnate cows, it's a hidden option
<+bnovc> unfortunately cows can't impregnate cows though
<+bnovc> they're too fat....curl has to help

<t0pP8uZz> is this "$var !> 10" vaid syntax, and means it IS NOT over 10?

<t0pP8uZz> hey guys how can i create a sql table named to the users ip address

[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] $70/mo gets you a pretty good dedicated server
[11:25pm] [impl] If you want shitty peering yeah
[11:25pm] [Ox40Work] peering?
[11:26pm] [impl] Peering refers to the various ISPs that the datacenter 'peers' with to facilitate traffic.
[11:26pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> one ISP goes down and your box is inaccessible
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: oh, so... offsite backupish stuff?
[11:27pm] [impl] ...no
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Level3 gives the royal fuck you to Cogent and half the Internet can't reach your site
[11:27pm] [impl] Shitty peering -> Someone clogs the tubes and nobody can get to your site
[11:27pm] [Ox40Work] impl: ah, distributed networking kinda thing?
[11:28pm] [impl] Ox40Work: I think you should look it up so you stop asking questions that make you sound retarded

[12:09pm] [Marsh] im not sure if its that is it?, I think the problem starts from if ($errors = ""){
[12:09pm] [Marsh] when you enter all the information on the signup form correctly, therefore no errors should return, it does not execute the code following from if ($errors = ""){
[12:12pm] [DanMan010] = assignment, == comparison
[12:12pm] [YorT] === type comparison
[12:12pm] [DanMan010] ==== doesnt do anything

[07:19pm] [archtech] Stephen- look at her, she's horrible! http://tinyurl.com/ahb3yo
[07:19pm] [archtech] what kind of a country could have children so horribly deformed.
[07:19pm] [archtech] it's true!

[05:18pm] [aka] I got the joy of answering the phone in bed last night to my sister hysterically crying drunk as hell... she couldn't even talk, this guy lost it and started calling her a whore and a bitch and started tying to sock another chick
[05:18pm] [aka] ahh you gotta love retarded people
[05:18pm] [asonge] aka: your family knows how to party, obviously.
[05:19pm] [aka] asonge: I got there and the cops where there and the guy asked me if I would be ok for a sobriety test
[05:19pm] [aka] i think they assumed since I was a family member I had to be drunk

[10:43am] [Shai-Tan] I have a dropdown for gender M/F should Other be an option?
[10:44am] [YorT] lol
[10:44am] [YorT] as a joke yeah
[10:44am] [haro] Aww, is Shai-Tan trying to demographically reach out a hand to the gender confused and hermaphrodite social communities?
[10:45am] [Shai-Tan] haro: well, take a transvestite like rza here

[05:14pm] [asonge] The MySQL error was: User highscal_admin already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections.
[05:14pm] [asonge] BWAHAHAHA
[05:14pm] [asonge] http://highscalability.com/