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<sbstance> you know you spend a lot of time on the pc when you accidentally drop something on the floor and your knee jerk reaction is to press ctrl+z

<dilly_> what the hell
<dilly_> the code for one of my widgets disappeared
<dilly_> but it still shows up on the site
<didjital|> delete the website and start over
<PaulSPC> i have that problem with ex gf's

<TBF> How do you feel about man hugs?
<mauke> No manual entry for hugs
<TBF> haha
mauke> huh. I thought I had it installed

12:20 <@sth> I should be shot, I just typed "lolcathost" instead of "localhost" :(

<lordpil> this is so cool
<lordpil> i'm ircing from a plane
<lordpil> i feel like q[Caelum]
<Botje-_> haha :0
<Botje-_> technology ftw!

<kickass_> man, I should be black. I love watermelon and fried chicken and I got a big dick.

<Perma> !country co
<SEOBot> Country name for .CO is Colombia
<Perma> Columbia, welcome to the Internet.

<rickyc> why does my bellybutton smell so bad
<rickyc> i cleaned it yesterday
<rickyc> the fuck
<rickyc> I CLEANED IT YESTERDAY
<rickyc> i put soap on my finger
<rickyc> and fingerbanged myself in the bellybutton
<rickyc> and it smelled fine after
<rickyc> and now
<rickyc> 23 hours later
<rickyc> THE FUCK

<rickyc> if you were on a bus full of gay men, would you get off?

<repeater> taco bell why hath thow foresaken my sphincter

[10:27:39 pm] <at`> anyone here own tyo domains
[10:27:41 pm] <at`> typo

<indigoid> lordpil: you're from the usa, no?
<lordpil> of course
<indigoid> maybe you can explain something
<lordpil> i represent all of america
<indigoid> you have all these fearless warriors in your army that can kill people and endure horrible torture, free the shit out of everyone
<indigoid> so
<indigoid> why on earth are they afraid of showering in the same room as a gay man?

[12:28:30 pm] <craven> yeah 5.3" is rediculously big
[12:31:12 pm] <matt1982_> thats not what she said!