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<GlowingEmber[a]> How fast is your dump?
<|ReBeL|> I dunno, it depends on what I eat

* StArSeEd tries to forget seeing his dad standing in front of the TV at 5am stroking it to scrambled porn

* wig puts his finger on the +b button
<chadamir> you have a button on your comp labeled +B what is it a russian keyboard or something ?!

<@ATG`> oh man, that crayon didn't sit too well

<@f_c_l_ss> they have anti aircraft missiles?
<+tragic> dunno. i think they have that camel with its nuts on the treestump, missile in its mouth... and a sandnig hits the nuts with a mallet

*** Topic changed to "<JerkNinja> exar has nipple mullets | <Bored-> i have nipple dreads"

<@Kloud9> i think my family tried to do a family tree book but stopped after they found inbreeding

<AdamB0MB> should i take my cheap-ass UPS to school?
<Kloud9> fuck ups
<Kloud9> fed ex is where its at

<Agent_Ink> i hate eminem
<Agent_Ink> he dissed on one of my fave white rap groups
<Agent_Ink> icp

<Agent_Ink> ive been on the phone for like 5 hours with this chick talking about sex most of the time
<sXeKungFu> how much did that cost you?

<Aliketh> I am but a sea sponge in comparison to your vast coral reef of coolness.

<ALT[PPT]> see a patter?
<ALT[PPT]> pattern
<ALT[PPT]> dammirt

<araby> fuck my hair looks good. if only there was just one girl who liked emo in this city to appreciate it

<ATG> Tourch9: got pics for me?
<Tourch9> she's in the shower
<Tourch9> ill get em when she's out
<Lint`> get em now :)
<ATG> get em now!
<Tourch9> my webcam doesnt go that far
<Lint`> Tourch9..next time you bone her, do it in front of your're webcam.
<Tourch9> eww lint, he's talkin about my sister

<Boned> if satan wore a hairpiece, there would be hell toupee

<Bored-> the things i do for porno
<Lint|h1Gh> you ever SUCK DICK FOR PORNO?
<Bored-> yeah
<Bored-> no

<Bored> i dont think veganism is a belief
<detention> what is it then
<StArSeEd> a disease

<Bored> i feel my tits and pretend there a womans
<Bored> its almost real
<Bored> except for the 6" hair around my nipples

<Bored> if you pee'd on a spinning chair and gently tapped your penis we could call you Mr Sprinkler
<Bored> ch ch ch ch ch chchchhchchchch

<Bored`> dialup bot would be elite
<Bored`> if it didnt timeout all the time heh
<JerkNinja> except when the admin's mom says
<JerkNinja> "GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!"