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<nuth> can I fap in 10 mins?
<nuth> I'm going to work soon, but I got a boner
<nuth> I want to fap
<nuth> but if I start up and don't make it, I don't know what'll happen
<nuth> sometimes it sucks to have a penis
<nuth> even if I don't fap, it will be a problem
<Delivos> i feel we are too intimately attuned to your faplife
<Delivos> anyway, listen to nike
<forss> haha nuth
<forss> rofl Delivos
<forss> I think so too
<Delivos> http://theshoegame.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/nike2.jpg

[09:09pm] [kickass_w] go midgets, they can blow you without hurting their knees
[09:09pm] [kickass_w] and you can easily shut em up
[09:09pm] [forss] aww
[09:10pm] [kickass_w] that's how I roll
[09:10pm] [forss] you are evil
[09:11pm] [kickass_w] nope, just practical
[09:11pm] [kickass_w] I am doing women all a favor with my stamina by dating midgets to preserve female knees everywhere

[07:08pm] [nrgetik] hey
[07:08pm] [nrgetik] i made my own lunch today
[07:08pm] [nrgetik] :O
[07:08pm] [kickass_6] wow, why?
[07:08pm] [nrgetik] im saving up for a mustang

[09:02:53] <@nuth> also, I have friends
[09:03:08] <@nuth> I just like to keep my irc life and irl life seperate
[09:07:29] <@G1nx> that would explain why you're here almost 24/7
[09:09:56] <@nuth> yes

[07:35pm] [G1nx] <@nrgetik> I'm running off with the mailman.
[07:35pm] [G1nx] lol
[07:36pm] [kickass_6] haha going away with daddy

<@nrgetik> pfft might as well fuck myself, it's the only way I'll get any this side of the 22nd century

[04:27pm] [kickass_6] going to work and having porn up from the night before on the screen when you open your laptop, never good
[04:28pm] [kickass_6] might've been drinking last night lol
[04:28pm] [kickass_6] think I fell asleep while trying to beat one off

[05:45pm] [nrgetik] the weirdest thing happened to me on the ferry today
[05:45pm] [nrgetik] this guy comes up to me and starts talking to me then hes like so u smoke pot im like yea sometimes hes like whoa crazy you gotta smoke with me one day
[05:46pm] [nrgetik] then he starts talking about how he got a dell laptop and all he uses it for is youporn.com lol
[05:46pm] [nrgetik] so he wants me to come to his place and smoke pot and teach him how to use his laptop im like wtf how did i get into this
[05:46pm] [nrgetik] but idk
[05:46pm] [nrgetik] the dude seems off
[05:48pm] [kickass_6] haha randoms are ok in public, not so much in private
[05:58pm] [nrgetik] yea and hes like what do you like to do when you get high im like idk just chill hes like yah yah me too. ya know just chill but i get mad horny when im high im like whoa dude im not gay hes like im not either so im like you chill with a lot of girls then hes like nah
[05:58pm] [nrgetik] hes like dont worry if i get horny ill go into the other room and "Water the plants"

[16:33:46] <@nrgetik> so he wants me to come to his place and smoke pot and teach him how to use his laptop iom like wtf how did i get into this
[16:33:53] <@nrgetik> but idk
[16:34:00] <@nrgetik> the dude seems off
[16:34:00] <@nrgetik> lol
[16:34:42] <@nrgetik> idk if i wanna chill with him.. lol
[16:35:20] <@kickass_6> haha randoms are ok in public, not so much in private
[16:35:21] <@delivos> ur gonna get raeped
[16:35:31] <@nrgetik> lol
[16:35:55] <@kickass_6> haha
[16:36:01] <@kickass_6> gang raped prison style
[16:36:20] <@mykz-> RAPED!!
[16:36:24] <@mykz-> that's my input
[16:39:07] <@forss> rape
[16:39:10] <@forss> definately

[08:42pm] [kickass_6] the distance you'd travel to get laid should equal the same distance you'd go to meet a fellow irc /b/tard
[08:42pm] [nrgetik] lol
[08:42pm] [nrgetik] thats fucked
[08:43pm] [kickass_6] how you figure?
[08:43pm] [kickass_6] you'd travel farther to get laid?

[01:20pm] [delivos] isn't python just php with line numbers?

19:32 <@nrgetik> i prefer &nbsp; over margin tbh
19:33 <@kickass_6> why?
19:33 <@nrgetik> its way cooler
19:33 <@trevor> dont make me drive to NYd beat the shit out of you

[17:26:17] <@trevor> haha
[17:26:20] <@trevor> shoutcasting
[17:26:45] <@trevor> i remember that song form back in the day
[17:26:56] <kickass_6> you are one helluva flamer
[17:27:02] <kickass_6> you and nrgetik should hook up
[17:27:15] <@trevor> DONT EVER COMPARE US 2 ON THESAME LEVEL##$

[01:24:26] <@kickass_6> I drink alone like a real man does
[01:28:57] <@nrgetik> lol
[01:29:04] <@kickass_6> A REAL MAN

16:44 <@kickass_6> hmmmm........ maybe I need an ugly chick
16:44 <@kickass_6> then I'd have a reason to drink
16:44 <@kickass_6> 'Dude, why you drinking again', 'Stfu, have you seen my wife'
16:45 <@kickass_6> my mind says sure, penis and liver say no

[12:40am] [nrgetik] [18:28] <Jessica__> i have to get home before midnight or i'll turn into a tomato
[12:40am] [nrgetik] lol
[12:41am] [trevor] thats not funny
[12:41am] [trevor] ...
[12:41am] [kickass_6] lolwtf
[12:42am] [nrgetik] LOLOL
[12:42am] [kickass_6] you are lonely arent you
[12:42am] [kickass_6] jesus
[12:42am] [trevor] yea... seriously... w t f
[12:42am] [kickass_6] just pay for it already hehe
[12:42am] [trevor] thats like "that guy" at a party telling jokes but nobodies laughing except for him
[12:42am] [nrgetik] lol
[12:44am] [kickass_6] yep
[12:44am] [kickass_6] explains why you dont get laid
[12:45am] [nrgetik] i guess i must have a better sense of humour
[12:45am] [kickass_6] like shit, your sister should be hooking you up but she doesnt even want to
[12:52am] [trevor] heh not a better sense of humour...
[12:53am] [trevor] just something from a bot, that you created isnt funny.
[12:53am] [trevor] knowing that a bot has to get home before midnight before it turns into a tomato is not funny
[12:53am] [trevor] lol
[12:53am] [trevor] not even slightly, its more funny knowing that you find it funny
[12:53am] [trevor] yet upsetting :(

[16:07:32] <@mykz-> i just don't understand :(
[16:07:37] <@mykz-> i must be think

20:30 <@Koltroll> so. let's talk webdev! I got a questoin
20:30 <@Koltroll> oh wait.
20:30 <@Koltroll> let's make hm2k happy and take this in #webdev !
20:31 < nrgetik> #webdev is just as bad as #css bunch of people who think they created the internet and only there way is teh right way
20:31 <@nuth> well, they're right
20:32 <@nuth> I mean, I'm op in #css and voice in #webdev for a reason

20:57 <@aka> I just ordered a dell laptop and I thought you guys knew and were clowning me
20:57 <@aka> I got very upset and hit an elderly lady walking
20:57 <@aka> I will brb gonna appologize

[14:59:28] <@kickass_6> the stripper pole I ordered will totally class this place up
[14:59:34] <@koltroll> haha
[14:59:42] <@kickass_6> tell your mom she can start work next thursday
[15:01:33] <@koltroll> Sorry. She's busy getting raped by me.
[15:01:51] <@impl> put a cock in it, it's done
[15:01:55] <@Defcon> indeed kickass_6
[15:02:43] <@kickass_6> koltroll: you rape your own mother....?
[15:03:26] <@koltroll> kickass_6, it happens. why?