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[12:28:30 pm] <craven> yeah 5.3" is rediculously big
[12:31:12 pm] <matt1982_> thats not what she said!

[07:27:24] <@KazuoSan> well technically i was supposed to finish this paper 30 minutes ago
[07:27:33] <@KazuoSan> but i emailed my professor a broken link ;)
[07:27:42] <@KazuoSan> muahaha
[07:27:51] <@KazuoSan> of course once i finish the link wont be broken

[02:30] <Stonewall008> as i was walking from one class to another - some bug was all up in my face flying in front of me
[02:30] <Stonewall008> so a bird swoops down and catches it in front of my face
[02:30] <Stonewall008> i was like "yo nature's got my back"

They call it #ChatBox when it's a dead channel there is no chat.

[03:09] * KillinUrDoodz (~KillinUrD@synIRC-FF2FA847.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[03:10] <KillinUrDoodz_> The most traumatic part about reconnecting after a internet spike is watching yourself timeout.
[03:10] <KillinUrDoodz_> It's like watching yourself die :o

17:02.18 <+Kuukunen> but that's straight pythagoras
17:02.28 <+rfw> as opposed to gay pythagoras?

< DkrTremos> u drink alcol?
< ReMark> DkrTremos: Sure, I'm from Poland
< ReMark> DkrTremos: If I don't drink alcohol they can put me in to jail, that's the law in here, nothing I can do :(

<indigoid> lordpil: you're from the usa, no?
<lordpil> of course
<indigoid> maybe you can explain something
<lordpil> i represent all of america
<indigoid> you have all these fearless warriors in your army that can kill people and endure horrible torture, free the shit out of everyone
<indigoid> so
<indigoid> why on earth are they afraid of showering in the same room as a gay man?

[10:27:39 pm] <at`> anyone here own tyo domains
[10:27:41 pm] <at`> typo

<brian> doesn't H&R happen after combat is resolved?
<karl> "at the end of assault phase"
<karl> i remember that line
<brian> so, yeah, at END of the phase
<steve> I think the wounds should be taken
<karl> brian, with the caveat that it happens before sweeping advances
<karl> so... *near* the end of the assault phase
<steve> then, you can run, but the enemy doesn't get a sweeping advance IN RESPONSE TO YOUR BREAK AWAY
<steve> after they deliver extra wounds and assault is completely over. THEN you can chose to run if you want
<steve> and I don't think I'd even get a consolidate role
<karl> so i can consolidate AND hit and run?
<steve> oh, you can't hit and run if you aren't still in combat
<steve> I dunno
<omaq> man, you guys are nerds
* omaq runs
<brian> you have to wait for combat resolution before you can run!
<omaq> DAMMIT

<repeater> taco bell why hath thow foresaken my sphincter

<rickyc> if you were on a bus full of gay men, would you get off?

<rickyc> why does my bellybutton smell so bad
<rickyc> i cleaned it yesterday
<rickyc> the fuck
<rickyc> I CLEANED IT YESTERDAY
<rickyc> i put soap on my finger
<rickyc> and fingerbanged myself in the bellybutton
<rickyc> and it smelled fine after
<rickyc> and now
<rickyc> 23 hours later
<rickyc> THE FUCK

[00:58:16] <Ronaldo9> xploits , just how lucky are u ?
[00:58:42] <Xsploit> im 25 and i live with my mum
[00:58:46] <Xsploit> does that answer your question?

17:29 @Livett ֲ• Just eating grandma is nothing special
17:29 @Livett ֲ• but sticking your tongue in her giney is worse

[20:38:01] <Xsploit> i dunno if im making 140k a week
[20:38:05] <Xsploit> and someone offers me 500k a week
[20:38:09] <Xsploit> wtf is the difference really?

(18:50:14) <Mihawk> HAHA YES
(18:50:21) <Mihawk> My girlfriends turtle finally died

[17:46:59] <Livett> i can't risk opening weird shit. I have a director sat either side of me.
[17:48:10] <_undertaker> lol you irc but cant open stuff?
[17:48:20] <Livett> irc looks like i'm working

[ Samo` ] wtf is he wearing
[ dudemcpekk ] traditional bavarian clothes..
[ dudemcpekk ] i thought you were bayern fan

<Paragon> Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black.. I am stevie wonder