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<Perma> !country co
<SEOBot> Country name for .CO is Colombia
<Perma> Columbia, welcome to the Internet.

<kickass_> man, I should be black. I love watermelon and fried chicken and I got a big dick.

<lordpil> this is so cool
<lordpil> i'm ircing from a plane
<lordpil> i feel like q[Caelum]
<Botje-_> haha :0
<Botje-_> technology ftw!

12:20 <@sth> I should be shot, I just typed "lolcathost" instead of "localhost" :(

<TBF> How do you feel about man hugs?
<mauke> No manual entry for hugs
<TBF> haha
mauke> huh. I thought I had it installed

<dilly_> what the hell
<dilly_> the code for one of my widgets disappeared
<dilly_> but it still shows up on the site
<didjital|> delete the website and start over
<PaulSPC> i have that problem with ex gf's

(01:11:57 PM) Be-Man: You know it's an interesting IM conversation when you read "fuck the titties, I rammed it up her popper too many times to count"
(01:12:24 PM) Be-Man: And for all you living vicariously, I believe he meant 'pooper'.
(01:14:32 PM) lobbysog: oh. I was hoping he was ramming something into her jalapeño popper.
(01:15:51 PM) Be-Man: Well, if wishes were horses...
(01:16:01 PM) Be-Man: Then we'd all have poppers to ram.
(01:16:12 PM) lobbysog: also, we'd have an abundance of glue.

<sbstance> you know you spend a lot of time on the pc when you accidentally drop something on the floor and your knee jerk reaction is to press ctrl+z

<ratty_> oohh shii
<ratty_> delivery guy from amazon just caught me blasting out Geri Haliwell - It's raining men
<ratty_> damn.

<Two9A> Slashdot has a good analogy. "C/C++ coders are tank commanders: close to the action, in deep. PHP is like a UCAV pilot: much the same firepower, but sitting in a comfy chair with coffee to hand. Python is an F-22 pilot: in the arena, but removed from the ground."
<Two9A> Any additions?
<haro> php is more like anti-satellite warfare, it's good for aiming at the stars but only leaves a mess of debris in its' wake

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<iTouchOz> a banana
<BJayD> thats what she said

<kickass> oh god, you knew you had a rough weekend when you wake up monday and feel as though some guy removed your kidneys with a dull blade and no anesthetic
<aka-> or you had anal

[15:23] <@Yuhaso> Fek
[15:24] <@Yuhaso> One of my aunts died yesterday
[15:27] <@G1nx> hurray!
[15:28] <@G1nx> or not so much hurray ?
[15:30] <@Yuhaso> Not so much
[15:31] <@G1nx> oh

[10:22] <nuth> you know what builds confidence? a gun

<fartstink> so I was thinking about the other weekend when I had sex with a man
<fartstink> and I was concerned I was gay because of it
<fartstink> but I realized something
<fartstink> riding a horse once doesnt make you a cowboy
<wildlele> wtf
<wildlele> why did you have sex with a man you faggot
<fartstink> It was a crime of passion.
<fartstink> and beer
<fartstink> we didnt do it in pooper
<fartstink> we ade out and i gave him a bj
<wildlele> you sucked dick and youre trying to say youre not gay?
<fartstink> yes
<wildlele> how did his cum feel sliding down your throat fag
<fartstink> it was sweet

<thetooth> you know what makes me angry?
(haro) thetooth, cavities?

[16:15] <@G1nx> great looks like my shrink doesn't want to see me anymore
[16:15] <@G1nx> left him a msg last night still haven't heard from him ;(
[16:15] <@fug> your unshrinkable
[16:16] <@fug> you know your in trouble when.. even a psychotherapist won't listen to you

<intrin> how much do i rotate an image to see it backwards in photoshop?

[22:14] <@john> chinese people are ACTUALLY really bad drivers
[22:15] <@liam> good at putting though
[22:15] <@john> putting?
[22:15] <@liam> bad at driving, good at putting.
[22:15] <@anthony> I am refuse
[22:15] <@john> OH PUTTING
[22:15] <@anthony> I hate french
[22:15] <@john> i thought you were saying putting
[22:15] <Hugh> you putting loads of effort into finding a job
[22:15] <@anthony> ...
[22:15] <@anthony> Instead of putting
[22:15] <@john> yes hugh
[22:15] <@john> with the example
[22:16] <@john> anthony aren't you fluent in french?
[22:16] <@john> aaand
[22:16] <@john> i just got liam's joke
[22:17] <@john> wow i am stupid

<x0rcist> :x
<x0rcist> http://wickedwpthemes.com/woogle/
<Perma> haha cool
<room217> that is cool
<crap> nice footer
<crap> wordpress themes and colon cleanse diet
<crap> those are pretty much the 2 things i live for